HEY HEY HEYYYY!!!! Congratulations on stumbling onto my first Naruto fan fiction! (have a girl scout cookie! Mmm…….Somoas……..)

Ahem, well, I've been thinking of this for a while now, so here's the idea. My cousin Shadow and I LOVE Orochimaru and Kabuto (Shadow got me into them ) aaannnnndddd I was just wondering what it would be like if the four of us lived under the same roof. It would be hilariously chaotic, that's what.

Here's mostly the basic facts you need to know:

- Shadow and Kabuto HATE each other!! They always get into some type of physical and verbal argument.

- Orochimaru is...kinda mysterious and pops out of random places. He has this sword (JUST looked it up on wikipedia: it's Kusanagi) that Shadow is VERY obsessed with and tries to steal in anyway possible. ANY way. XD

- I play the emoish mediator who also has a bubbly side. I'll sometimes refer to Kabuto as 'Harry Potter'.

- Me and Manta the snake are tight. Once he sat in my 'emo corner' with me. XD

That's mostly it for now. Now not only will I write, I will draw. Yep! All the drabbles will also be drawn by me and put up on my deviant art (see link on fan fiction profile). So, whether you have a fan fiction or deviant art, check this out! I'm psyched already! XD

Okay, here's the first one. Since Valentine's Day recently passed only a mere two days ago, I thought I'd start off with a Valentine's Day drabble. Enjoy!

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DRABBLE ONE: Shadow's 'Valentine'

" Well….this sucks." Shadow muttered to herself as her green eyes stared at the radiant computer screen for what seemed like ages. Five hours, to be exact.

Shadow is addicted to the Internet; there's always something that it contains that she's drawn to as easily as bees to a flower. Kabuto reminds Shadow on a daily basis that ' just sitting on your rum and the only movement you perform is clicking a mouse for hours on end, watching or being exposed to either something gory or fall on the floor hilarious is unhealthy.' This 99.9 of the time results in Kabuto mercilessly being tossed to the wall (there's too many holes in it to fix, so occasionally Kabuto is rammed into a door). The other .1 Shadow just lazily groans and waves Kabuto away. " Do me a favor and drop dead already," the physically 13 ½ year old (though immortal) would listlessly reply. Kabuto would just roll his eyes.

Yep. The recent invention called the Internet brought joy and entertainment for Shadow.

Though this time it bored her.

" Arghhh!!" the exasperated female cried out in frustration, clutching her long, red and black hair with her fingers in what looked like an attempt to rip her hair out. Flinging out her right hand, she absent mindedly flung a glass of Mountain Dew onto the cluttered carpet, spilling the green liquid into a sticky pool. " Dammit! Eh, I'll have Manta lick it up later…"

Shadow was having one of her rare 'Internet crisis' moments. That's when there was absolutely nothing new or interesting….or gory or fall on the floor hilarious on the Internet. This put her into a frenzy you'd want to be left out of. Before you got hurt.

Attempting to relax as best as she could, she threw herself onto her comfy chair with wheels (the one that she sits in when she's on the computer) and rested her now red face into her hands.

" How…..can there be nothing new on the Internet?" she asked herself in a low, icy tone that would make the hairs on your arms stand up. "NOTHING!??!?" She kicked the bottom of the desk she was currently sitting at out of anger, but only injuring her big toe which was rapidly turning a nasty purple shade instead of hoping for an explanation. A number of random swear words escaped her lips.

After taking very deep breaths and calming her now shaking form, Shadow lifted her eyes to gaze evilly once again at the bright screen in front of her. Mocking her. Telling her to get off her ass and find something else to make her smile. " Screw you…." the girl darkly retorted, her angry green eyes forming to slits. Sometimes the computer could be a bastard.

Though….there was something else not right about this moment. It took Shadow a second to contemplate before she came to recognize either a scary or relieving hypothesis:

Anna, Orochimaru, and Kabuto were nowhere to be seen.

Usually when Shadow was having one of her 'fits' or if there were any unpleasant noises (such as a glass breaking) coming from her direction, Anna would be running in with a box of band aids or duct tape tending to whatever was broken or Shadow's injuries, Orochimaru would casually walk in and ask what his young apprentice was up to, not really having any concern, and Kabuto would groan and say, " Great. Another fit. What do I have to clean up now?"

But none of that had yet to happen.

For they just weren't there.

" Huh," Shadow grunted, though with a tinge of worry, " where the hell are they?" Then she grinned and stood up. " Not that I give a damn where Kabuto is, anyway."

Yet still, she liked and enjoyed the company of her dear, emoish cousin Anna and her wise, yet creepy sensai Orochimaru, and couldn't help but to search the whole house to seek them out.

But they weren't in any room, any closet, in any drawer or cabinet…..or in the toilet. Nothing came up on their whereabouts.

Though, while on her hunt for the two, her eyes met a noticeable heart shaped card and box of imported chocolates that lay on the kitchen counter. Curious that it may be from a secret girlfriend of Kabuto's (DOES he have a girlfriend?), she decided to be her snoopy, nosy self and investigate.

What surprised her, however, was that the card read the name Shadow in black, cursive like print. Her name. Shadow's eyebrows rose.

" What the hell is this?" the evil immortal being wondered, picking up the lacy outlined heart and examined it front and back. " Where the frick did this come from? What's going on?!"

A heart bordered with frilly lace (to her disgust), a box of expensive chocolates? What did this all mean?

Shadow had an idea in her head and turned toward the calendar hanging on the far wall.

Valentine's Day.

Shadow choked on her own spit.

" WHAT THE CRAP?!?!" Instantly, the immortal girl opened up the card that was in her shaking hands to reveal what it read. Her jaw could've hit the floor.

Dearest Rebecca (that's Shadow's name! XD),

I give my love to you this glorious Valentine's Day. You may not be aware, but you are my angel, my lover….what makes me whole.

I know that on the outside you are a stubborn, violent soul, but I know that very deep down in your heart you are a kind, compassionate creature. That's what I LOVE about you, my sweetest.

You are all I have and cherish.

With endless love,

Kabuto

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"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?!?"

Shadow's oncoming screams and raging crashes and bangs covered up the laughter coming from under the kitchen sink.

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HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

Now review.