The Godfather: Dark Vader Vs. Godfather
So, this is a story about when the Star Wars came to Earth, in the 1950s when it is illegal to drink beer and the Keystone Kops are always out catching mobsters and brigands. Dark Vader was an honest bootlegger who made an honest living. Sometimes he had to shoot people with his Thompson submachine gun. Today is one of those days!
Dark Vader – Oh, I get it! The Godfather is ripping me off! I'm hopping mad, and I'm gonna fix his wagon!
Lando Caribbean – I'm coming with you! I'm handy as you are with that "Tommy gun!"
So they get into Dark Vader's custom-built Rat Fink hot rod and drive over to the Godfather's house. He is busy fucking some slut in his tool shed, but they find him, oh you bet they do!
Godfather – Fuck! Whatchoo guys want, huh? I need to blow my load in this broad a'fore the wife comes home!
Dark Vader – Oh, you ain't doing no such thing! Get him!
So Dark Vader and Lando pump the Godfather full of lead, and they pump the hooker full of lead, too. Then they take the bodies and marinate them in port wine and orange juice, and season them with cracked pepper and sea salt. Then they hang them up in the Godfather's smokehouse.
Dark Vader – Now I'm king of the roost! Old Godfather bit off more'n he could chew, that's right!
Lando – Oh, we'll be biting off more'n WE can chew in a cuppla hours, soon as that jerky's done curing!
So that was the end of the Godfather's stranglehold on the Underworld. Dark vader became the top gangster, until he was blown up when the Death Star exploded, and then Luke Skywalker became the Godfather.
The End.
