"You know, I just realized..." Mario said as he and King DeDeDe looked out to the sea, thinking. "Why do we always fight?"

"Maybe... because we're too obsessed with food?" DeDeDe suggested.

The two fat people continued watching the sun setting as they contemplated their fate, wondering if they were destined to continue fighting over their lust for eating. Should they just each other to make this nightmare end...?

"No way." Bowser laughed as he then breathed fire on the two, laughing his head off as he had the princess with him in his flying Koopa Klown Kar. "Now that I got rid of those two fatsos, I'm gonna give Toadstool here my lizard flavored surprise!"

"That's my phrase, you half baked knock off!" King K. Rool snapped as he chucked his crown at Bowser, with it turning him into Bowsette.

"Uh... what?" Peach gawked after seeing Bowser turn into a copy of her.

"Aw right! Now I'm the pretty princess!" Bowsette exclaimed as she breathed fire on the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and eradicated her from existence, laughing as she pointed at K. Rool. "Now if you excuse me, I'm going to take over this castle!"

"...that wasn't what I was going with." K. Rool admitted in disbelief as he scratched his head and went back to his pirate ship to contemplate life.

"Don't I get a say in this?" Knuckles The Echidna randomly said as he was there to look for pieces of the Master Emerald.

Suddenly he got swamped in a sea of miniature versions of himself, with all of them clamoring to look for the way as they were clicking and sniffing their way towards Bowsette.

"My queen!" The army of Uganda Knuckles all screamed as they headed after the flying vehicle with the Bowser and Peach hybrid within it, causing the entire kingdom to be swamped in it.