Author's Note: Um... We were really bored.. And so... we watched PotC2... and heard the line, "Where is the Thump-Thump?" from Jack, and so thus an idea popped up. Yeah.

Disclaimer: We don't own POTC2. But we wish we had the Thump-Thump. Our Thump-Thumps aren't as cool as this Thump-Thump.

The Story of the Thump-Thump

Welcome to the diary of Davy Jones' Thump-Thump. Here I shall record my days out of Davy Jones' body. Enjoy!

Day 1

Just got torn out of his chest because of some girl. Fine. Just take it out on the Thump-Thump. Some people are so heartless!...Sigh…I miss visiting with the other organs…especially the liver…

Sigh…it's so cold out here

Day 2

Lovely. I just got ripped out of a chest and got put into another chest. But this chest is so hard…and cold…unlike David's squishy and warm body. I wonder how he's doing without me…How could he do this? I miss David so much! I feel like he doesn't care anymore! He likes all of the other organs except me! He's so organist…he abuses me!

Day 3

I think I'm being moved…I felt movement outside of my chest! And now I hear digging…and I hear Bosun…apparently, he stubbed his toe…

Ouch!

Thump-Thump thinks they dropped the Thump-Thump.

Do they have no feelings for the Thump-Thump?

Do they not think that the Thump-Thump has feelings?

And why is the Thump-Thump talking in third person?

Thump-Thump should stop talking now and go to sleep.

Sleep, Thump-Thump…sleep…

Day 4

No movement.

David really left me behind…

Sniff…

Day 5

Still no movement.

I seriously need my gameboy.

I almost caught Pikachu!

Day 6

Again no movement here…

Very boring in here…

All I can do is thump…

Thump thump, thump thump, thump thump…

Ok, I need to seriously stop thumping now…

But I am the Thump-Thump…

Day 7

Thump thump, thump thump, thump thump…

Day 1,000,000

Sorry, I haven't bothered to write anything.

Nothing has happened around here.

Except thump thump, thump thump…

I miss my David…

Day 1,000,001

Ya know? I've been thinking... If you take the T off of 'thump', then it becomes 'hump'!

hump-hump, hump hump, hump hump

My name has been disturbing me lately.

Sally the camel has 5 humps...

Hm...

Sally the Organ has 5 thumps.

Thump-Thump thinks he needs a life.

Partly because of the hump-hump and also because Thump-Thump is now talking in 3rd person again...


Author's Note: Hehe... Thump-Thump is very bored. Obviously, he loves his David which is very wrong according to the authors and is something we authors do not believe in. But we do not control the Thump-Thump's inner feelings. We hope it doesn't get too nasty. But we promise Thump-Thump will recieve more action the next time!

Sincerely,
A&J aka Runts.and.Nerds

PS: REVIEW! WE NEED THEM!! THUMP-THUMP NEEDS THEM!! DO IT FOR THUMP-THUMP!