Squall in Therapy
Therapist: Good morning, Squall. How are you feeling?
Squall: ...
Therapist: How are you feeling, Squall?
Squall: ...
Therapist: I take it you're not feeling that good, am I right?
Squall: ...
Therapist: Okay. Moving on to something else, how is your life in general? How do you spend your time?
Squall: ...
Therapist: Do you train? Or maybe you prefer to sit in your room and have some alone time?
Squall: ...
Therapist: Look, Mr. Leonhart. I appreciate you coming here, I really do. However, you turn up for my help and you obviously won't let me give you my advice.
Squall: ...whatever.
Therapist: Just keep ignoring me, Squall. I'd like to remind you that this session has a fixed fare.
Squall: I...
Therapist: Go on, Squall.
Squall: I dreamt... I dreamt...
Therapist: Don't be scared, Squall. Let all the negative feelings out.
Squall: I dreamt I was a moron.
Therapist: You ar...
Squall: Is that all?
Therapist: Well, we haven't made much progress today, Squall. So I'm going to ask you a few more questions.
Squall: ...
Therapist: Okay, looking through your file...I have to say I'm quite concerned. It says here that you carry a weapon of sorts, a Gunblade? A sword with a gun attachment, am I correct?
Squall: Yeah, whatever...
Therapist: You see, the gun doesn't actually fire.
Squall: ...
Therapist: Squall. I realise that you would be emotional about past events in your life, however you have not been very cooperative in our last few sessions, and frankly your file is disturbing at best.
Squall: ...whatever.
Therapist: Very well. I think it's safe to say that you leave me no choice. I hope you've heard of Mr. Dincht, you'll be spending a lot of time with him.
Squall: Huh? Zell? You mean Zell Dincht?!
Therapist: Quite.
Squall: Wait. Wait! I...I can talk! I can talk to you! You have no idea what he'll do to me!
Therapist: I've already sent for the couriers. They're on their way.
Squall: No, wait a minute, please! This whole silent thing going on...it's a way to get the ladies! They love the strong silent types! Even Zell came onto me! ...You think I'm crazy?! I'm just giving the women what they want!
Two men in white coats enter and take Squall away
(Fading away.)
Squall: Please, not Zell! Anything but Zell!
In the background there is a moment of silence, then a squeal of delight, finally followed by several agonizing screams of terror.
