Hey guys

this is my contribution to the spirit of the season, even if I still think it does not feel like Christmas!


The Twelve Days of Christmas - a songfic

A very pregnant Captain Kathryn Janeway singing a song about the gifts she received from her true love, Chakotay.

On the first day of Christmas my true love told me...

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Five brand new replicator parts

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Six different photo albums

Five brand new replicator parts

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven of Nine singing lullabies

Six different photo albums

Five brand new replicator parts

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eight hostile aliens

Seven of Nine singing lullabies

Six different photo albums

Five brand new replicator parts

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Nine sets of baby toys

Eight hostile aliens

Seven of Nine singing lullabies

Six different photo albums

Five brand new replicator parts

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten overcaring crewmen

Nine sets of baby toys

Eight hostile aliens

Seven of Nine singing lullabies

Six different photo albums

Five brand new replicator parts

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eleven sets of rations

Ten overcaring crewmen

Nine sets of baby toys

Eight hostile aliens

Seven of Nine singing lullabies

Six different photo albums

Five brand new replicator parts

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve cups of coffee

Eleven sets of rations

Ten overcaring crewmen

Nine sets of baby toys

Eight hostile aliens

Seven of Nine singing lullabies

Six different photo albums

Five brand new replicator parts

Four holodeck programs

Three screaming children

Two concerned Lieutenants for

A very pregnant Captain Janeway