Hey everyone! I'm sorry that A new generation, A new team is taking so long, so I thought that I'd make a little one shot to keep you all happy! Hope you like it!

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS SARCASM!!!

One day, Naruto was walking down the street, but his week had already started off bad, and then he bumped into a villager. The villager yelled, "hey! Say you're sorry, or I'll make you!" And Naruto responded, "Yeah? You and what army?"

The next day, the same thing happened, the villager said the same thing, and Naruto responded the same way.

The next day the same thing happened.

And the next day.

And the next day.

And on this day, the same thing happened. Naruto bumped into someone AGAIN, and they said, "Hey! Say you're sorry, or I'll make you!" and he responded, "Yeah? You and what army?" when, right then, all of the ninja in the village appeared, and so did all of the villagers. When Naruto saw this, he had one thing to say.

"Oh, come on! I was joking about the fucking army!" and Naruto ran. Faster than bushybrows ever will, because let me explain something:

KUNAI ARE SHARP AS A BITCH!!!!! That, and if you get hit by one, it hurts. A lot.

The end.

The moral of this story: make sure people know you're being sarcastic when you're being sarcastic.

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