Unlike my other stories, this is not mine. The original's creator and me are forever Touhou noobs. So there might be inconsistencies and OOC here and there.

The original is a comic video in YouTube but it's Japanese. If you want to see the original to help me in translating those videos into English, my bio has the link to the playlist of Touhou Dream Intercourse! (Or Dream Interrogation... I dunno. Got them from Google translate.)

Gensokyo

The place where youkai and humans live together in peace... most of the time.

Their technology is outdated so if you step in, well... you know.

But I have a question, what if... aliens from another dimension came to Gensokyo? The answer? Let's find out.

One day...

A portal appeared out of nowhere, so a youkai named Yukari came to investigate.

And she saw... a blue boat.

"What is that boat?" Yukari thought. "It doesn't seem to be from here OR the outside world."

The youkai decided to take a closer look.

"Is this the entrance?" Yukari spotted a small door at the side of the boat. She squeezed through the door.

She entered the door to see... it's not a boat, but a ship. There, she saw a weird creature.

The creature is a short with no feet and detached hands. He is clad with a regal blue suit, complete with a white cape with gold trimmings and a dash of purple, gold trimmed cog designs and wears a white scarf with a blue belt interwoven.

From Kirby wiki (I need to)

"Are you the pilot?" Yukari asked. That shocked the creature.

"W-who are you!? D-don't eat me! I'm not that delicious!" The creature panicked.

"Don't worry, I am not here to hurt you. I am Yukari Yakumo, and this is my home dimension." The youkai introduced herself. "Can you tell me why are you here?" She asked.

"Finally, help has come!" The creature's tears fell from his face. "Thank you very much Yukarin!"

"Yukarin!?" Yukari thought about the nickname given by the creature.

"Ahem, I'm Magolor." The creature introduced himself as tears stopped falling from his face. "This ship here, the Lor Starcutter, can go to other dimentions. So I decided to go on a vacation to a dimension that I know but..." Magolor explained. "My ship crashed at something and it malfunctioned! So that's why I am here at this weird place."

"Weird place?" Yukari said, confused.

She thought about it deeply...

"He seems to be a good guy so..."

"Will you go to Gensokyo?"

"Gensokyo?" Magolor questioned.

"My house is there, and there is an empty space nearby so you can park the Lor Starcutter there."

"Thank you very much!"

And so, the ship exited the weird place and into Gensokyo.

But... it seems like Magolor is plotting something bad again, and this time, he's serious.

What is he plotting and why Gensokyo?

The answer, is something to do with... intercourse.

One month later...

Dreamland

A dome house, housing a hero from this land. His name is Kirby.

He does not have heroic traits or things on him, but he is a hero... but.

"Hey Kirby!" A Waddle Dee walked in (not bandana)

Kirby tried to eat him. Yes, he has an appetite for... almost everything honestly.

The Waddle Dee is now in Kirby's mouth. Calling for help, Kirby heard him and so, he spit him up.

"I told you to just stop doing that already! You almost ate me!" The Waddle Dee yelled. "Geez, I told you this so many times but, would you stop eating things if you spot something! You might eat someone innocent or I don't know, poop?"

But he didn't listen as he tried to eat a Bronto Burt.

"I said don't eat anything if you spot something!" Waddle Dee scolded.

Kirby stopped when the Bronto Burt gave him mail.

"I wonder who's that from?" The Waddle Dee said as Kirby opened the envelope.

"T-this is!?"

"No read."

Waddle Dee flipped as he forgot that Kirby cannot read yet so he read it instead.

And thus he saw, "M-Magolor!?"

Here's the letter.

Hey there! It's me, Magolor! I'm just going on a vacation and found a wonderful dimension! It's called "Gensokyo" it's a good place!

Everyone in Popstar should come for a tour! At the time this letter is delivered, the Lor Starcutter should come! So don't miss out!

-Magolor

As said, the Lor Starcutter did come to Popstar. Kirby is eager to come in but...

"Kirby wait!" The Waddle Dee warned. "I heard that Magolor is a dangerous guy, so this must be a trap! After all, I have never heard of Gensokyo at all!"

"It ok, Magolor friends! He try kill me, but we friends!" Kirby replied with a smile.

"Waddle Dee is right" a penguin king, King Dedede said. "This guy sent me this letter too! He seems suspicious so we must keep an eye on him."

"But... I am going to Gensokyo!" He said as Bandana Dee came with the luggage."If Magolor invites me somewhere, I will come! Trap or not!" The king then laughed a... proud laugh I guess.

"Hey Kirby, are you going with this Waddle Dee?" Bandana asked.

"W-w-w-WHAT!? I didn't got the invitation!" Waddle Dee screamed.

"Oh right, he is a Waddle Dee" Waddle Dee thought in realization.

Flap flap. The flapping wings of a certain winged knight can be heard as the knight lands on the ground.

"Meta nigh!" Kirby tried, but he called his name.

"Huh, so this is the place we are going to start the tour hm." Meta Knight looked around.

"I'm here too! :D" the somewhat underrated Mace knight said as he saw his master looking around.

"So... Magolor hasn't come out yet?" Meta knight asked.

But nope! Magolor did come out.

"Oh! so you did come here!" The familiar voice of Magolor can be heard from everyone's ears.

"It's everyone's idol, Magolor!"

...silence

"Yeah, I don't think so too."

"Listen, now what are you planning this time?" Meta knight said, suspicious about the alien.

"To answer that, you will have to wait and see." Is the answer. "Well, I think Meta here is overthinking about things!" Magolor said to Kirby "I have been busy lately so I haven't been on a vacation in a long time!"

"Now that I think of it, Popstar is not a good place to live sometimes. Like... how do you put it?"

"Oh no! The black clouds are alive!" He said while doing a "sexy" pose.

"Oh no! The sun and the moon are fighting! Worse, I have been betrayed!" Again with the "sexy" pose.

"Oh no! There is an alien who is still alive! Gotta help him! Wait, he betrayed me!?"

"...And that's you." Dedede said, while Bandana remembered that incident.

"Well, that's a joke, now why not ride this ship?" Magolor said pointing to the ship.

"A joke? It's the truth" Meta Knight thought.

"Somehow, loads of people are going to Gensokyo even though it might be a trap huh?" The Waddle Dee mumbles to himself.

When everyone entered the ship, Magolor realized that he forgot something.

"Huh? He's not here..."

"Who?" Waddle Dee said in curiosity.

"He's supposed to come here by now."

"So there is someone that hasn't come yet?"

As Waddle Dee said it, a pentagram thing with hearts appeared at the floor out of nowhere and a figure came out!

It is so sudden that Waddle Dee jumped! "Ahh!"

"Oh, it's just Taranza."

"Umm... you didn't say that you're my friend, not a single time." Taranza said to Magolor.

"So they know each other huh?" Waddle Dee thought.

"Who cares, I want to go to Gensokyo after all." Taranza walked to his seat.

"Anyway, let's go!" As so, Magolor pilots the ship. The ship rises to the air, and into the portal.

"FULL SPEED A- wait"

The sound of the alarms worried everyone if this trip will go smoothly or not.

"What's going on!?" Magolor panicked.

"Heheheh!" The sound of someone came to everyone's ears.

"M-Marx!?" Oh no, there is the threat!

"Oh? Am I not invited? Well that's a shame because I want to go too!" Marx's Voice is heard crystal clear even though he's a bit far. "But well, if the hero is in there, I will destroy this ship, and then..." he said as he charged... I don't know, but from what I have seen, it's definitely not a black hole.

"POPSTAR WILL BE MINE!" He said as the beam hit the ship, making it break.

The screams of everyone echoed throughout the dimension.

"T-this trip is n-not going well isn't it!?" Bandana Dee said.

"Could this be any worse!?" Waddle Dee said.

"Now we are out of the ship!" Said Dedede.

"Well, I guess I have won this time" Marx said as the wings disappeared from him.

"YEET!!! Popstar is finally MINE! Now I can cause all of the mischief that I wa- ow" the paddle thing from the Lor Starcutter hit the jester unconscious.

Magolor is the one who smacked the jester down to Gensokyo.

"We will see you there..."

To be continued...

Well, to be honest with you, Magolor's plan is more... plagiarism than intercourse.

Be sure to check the original! And see you soon, bye!