Presenting Naruto Uzumaki's Ninja Blackbook!

MAJOR REVISION!

Geez...someone could have told me I had so many errors! I guess it's my own fault. Well here's the first chapter completely revised!

A/N : First of all, I wanted to tell everyone that passes along this fan-fic that this my very first fan-fiction attempt. I don't really know why i picked Naruto of all animes to do first, but this idea kinda stuck in my mind, so read and review whether you hate it or love it.

Warnings : None except that this is meant to be a mature story so expect the worse except yaoi, yuri and spoilers. All other perverted styles of writing may apply. This story is set in the Shippuuden world. If this isn't your style, look elsewhere.

Rating : M for...Lemon, blood, swearing, ninjas under the influence, violence, rape and perverted thoughts and actions. In other words, kids don't try this at home!

Parings : NaruSaku, NaruHina, NaruIno, NaruTen-Ten, NaruTemari (Wow...Uzumaki's really going to have his work cut out for him...not in that order.)

Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or any of the characters listed in this fan-fic. I'm simply borrowing them to create at least what I think is a decent story. Ok...now that's all said and done, let's start.

Chapter 1- Change

It had been almost three years since he had left and Naruto and his master, Jiraiya were finally returning to Konoha Village. He was fifteen now, sporting new clothes and impressive techniques, but the truth of the matter was that Naruto had had enough! Training non-stop, constantly on the look out for his enemies, jumping from country to country fulfilling silly promises. For once, Naruto Uzumaki wanted to give up before things had truly began however, he didn't let his mental slump stop his excitement from seeing everyone.

'I'm finally home!' he said to himself, as they approached the village gate.

"Naruto." started his master. "Why don't use the time you have now to see your friends. How much they've 'grown'." he told his blond haired pupil.

"Way ahead of ya!" Naruto shouted as he ran into his village, free for the first in years to do what he wanted.

As he passed all the nostalgic sights, he had no idea what he wanted do first. He looked up in amaze and wonderment as he spotted a familiar face carved in stone.

"Wow! They added Tsunade no Ba-chan's portrait to the stone faces!" he shouted.

As he was caught up in the mysterious flow of his changing village, something approached him at break neck speeds and bumped into him, causing him to fall backward and hit his head.

"Ow! Watch were your going next time!" he blurted out in a trademark fashion.

"I-I'm sorry." squeaked a familiar voice.

'You better be sorry...' Naruto told himself as he brought his body forward and laid eyes on the person standing in front of him, her long flowing black hair slowly dancing in the soft and gentle breeze Konoha provided.

She bent down to his level with a smile, wiping her black satin like hair away from her face. Her eyes, clear and lifeless to most, seemed so full of life to him, at least for that very moment. His face flushed and heart beat quickened among other things...

"A...are you okay?" she said blushing and skittish, putting her fingers together in a shy fashion.

'VA...VA...VOOM!' he shouted in his mind, quickly changing his opinion of the black haired beauty. 'I don't know who this girl is, but shes hot with a capital "H"!' he squealed.

"Yea, I'm fine." he told her, picking himself off his village's dirt road and dusting himself off. He regained his composure from his perverted thoughts and watched as the girl who had his mind on overdrive for the past couple of minutes, brought herself up to him. They were about the same height as they looked into each others eyes.

'Those eyes...she's gotta be from the Hyuuga Clan. I wonder if Hinata knows her?' he thought.

"He...hello Naurto-kun. It's...been quite some time." she started.

'Quite some time? She's talking to me as if we've met before or something.' the idiot pondered in his mind. It was bothering him so much, he just had to ask.

"Have we met before?" he asked with the highest degree of idiocy.

The girl jumped up in embarrassment. "Naruto-kun...you...you really don't know who I am?" she asked with concern.

"Hm...hm...hmm...Nope never met ya." he said putting his hands behind his head and flashing a big cheesy smile like he always does when he fails to perceive the obvious.

Tears were brought to the young female's eyes as she turned around and ran in the opposite direction from where she dashed presently.

"Hey wait!" he shouted, but his words didn't reach her as she was already out of sight by the time he finished his short command.

Naruto decided to shrug off the event and continued walking. He passed Ichiraku Ramen, his home away from home where he met yet another familiar face.

"Oy, Kiba!" Naruto yelled.

"Huh? Well if it isn't Naruto. When did you get back?" he asked.

"Just a few minutes ago." he answered.

"Your all dirty..." he told him.

"I know, this girl bumped into me. She was so super cute." Naruto explained.

"Cute eh?" Kiba asked. "Come on spill it, what did she look like?" Kiba asked.

"She had a white and purple jacket on, with black pants." Naruto started.

'...' Kiba remained silent.

"And her hair was black too. Long and silky." he continued.

'It couldn't be...' Kiba thought.

"And her eyes..." Naruto hesitated.

"And her eyes...?" Kiba mocked him, trying to get an answer out of the spiky haired annoyance.

"Well they were white. I was wondering if she was from the Hyuuga Clan since I had never met her before."

That confirmed it. The girl Kiba was thinking about and Naruto was describing was in fact the same girl.

"What do mean you never met her before!? Idiot! That was Hinata!" Kiba shouted.

"Wha...what! Hinata Hyuuga!? No way!" Naruto shouted as he compared the beautiful girl he had just met up with not too long with the Hinata from his memories. 'People sure do change...' he thought.

"Are you the reason she was crying?!" Kiba said angrily

"Uh...I gotta go." Naruto said as he casually tried to pass by the Inuzuka Clan member, but not before going into an all out sprint. 'Gotta find Hinata...gotta make things right.' he told himself.

"After him Akamaru!" shouted the enraged Kiba as the duo gave chase to the number one hyperactive ninja.

Meanwhile Hinata was in a depressed state. She looked in the mirror, staring at the image that reflected back at her. She had thought that a little over two years time, her body had done wonders for her. She ran to her love in order to show him that she was no longer the scared little girl from his past, but he couldn't even remember her! As her eyes began to swell with tears, she shook her head. She had to had to get her mind off of Naruto before it drove her insane!

'Maybe the Hot Springs would help.' she thought as she wiped the tears away.

Naruto had his hands full with the now overgrown Akamaru running after him. Not to mention Kiba was NOT on his best friends list at the moment either.

'Oh crap! I remember when all that stupid mutt could do was pee on people. Now it's got fangs! Claws and fangs!' he thought uneasily as made a hand sign. 'Gotta divert his attention.' "Kage-Bushin no Jutsu! (Shadow Clone Jutsu)" he shouted as four clones appeared to assist their blond master.

'Kage bushin...? I should have known' Kiba thought.

"It looks like you haven't gotten any better at all. Your still using the same old techniques." Kiba taunted.

Naruto wished he could have made Kiba eat those words, but he had more important matters at hand. He continued to run while his clones stayed to fight the dog and his master.

'Underestimating me are you?' Kiba thought as his teeth grinded against a solider pill. When he swallowed it, he ran past the clones with a new burst of speed and kicked our protagonist into the water outside the Hot Springs resort.

"You should know me better than that." he boasted as a clone disappeared in a cloud of smoke in front of Kiba. Naruto took his chances and ran. He put chakra at the bottom of his feet and slid across the water, trying to put some distance between the two of them.

'Safe.' Naruto thought. Unfortunately for him, he's almost never right about these kinds of things.

"Enough child's play!" Kiba shouted as he and Akamaru begun to spin in the air. "Gatsuga!" (Fang over Fang) he yelled as he went after him, destroying all the clones in the process.

"Shit!" Naruto cursed as he was hit directly by their attack and sent flying...

Hinata on the other hand wasn't in the mood for conflict as she relaxed in the Hyuuga Private Bath, a separate hot spring only members of the head family were allowed to use. She undressed herself and put her foot towards the water. She immediately lifted it back up and away to safety.

'Hot!' she screamed in her mind as she slowly dipped her body into steaming hot spring. She exhaled a withheld breath as she got body into the searing hot waters. She couldn't relax for long however. A large crash from the roof forced her to looked up and everyone's favorite knucklehead feel face first in the large hot spring.

"N-Naruto-kun!?" she shouted in surprise.

"Hinata call off your mutt and his master! Those two won't stop chasing me!" he cried.

'N-Naruto-kun...he does remember me!' she shouted in glee in the depths of her mind.

"I think he fell through here Akamaru." said Kiba as they hopped on top of the roof.

"Ah! He's gonna kill me!" Naruto shouted.

Hinata quickly wrapped her legs around his head and used the strength of her legs and the volume of the water to keep him down.

"Hinata! What are you doing!" he bubbled underwater, flailing to get out of her leg lock and breathe.

"Shush or Kiba-kun will find you." she told him and that shut him up.

Kiba looked down from the roof and asked the person who he could not recognize due to the steam where their "prey" was.

"Oy, have you seen...Ah!" he was surprised to see that it was his teammate when she shot her head up. Hinata knew that it was Kiba, but in the heat of the moment, she forgot that she was naked! She instantly covered up her upper body and blushed in embarrassment.

"K-Kiba kun!" she shouted.

"Ah! Hinata! I was just...just! Have you seen Naru...?" he said, trying to change the subject, but she cut him off."

"Please stop chasing him Kiba-kun!" she shouted giving him a serious look.

'What? How did she know I was after Naruto?' he thought to himself. "Are you protecting him?" he asked. "I won't stand for his stupidity, he ruined a perfectly good day!" he shouted.

"Whatever, dog-breath." Naruto mumbled under the water. The bubbles that erupted from his insult, tickled Hinata's "special place". She moaned as a result, turning beet red. 'N...Naruto-kun..what are doing down there?' she wondered.

"What the!? What's going on here!?" Kiba shouted. "I want answers!" she told her.

"J...Just get out!" she shouted, tossing a bucket at his head, causing him to slip off the roof and fall into the local springs outside. She sighed a sigh of relief and released Naruto. She then took her hand back and slapped him across the face with all her might before grabbing a towel to cover herself with.

"Ow! What was that for." he complained.

"Just...what did you think you were doing down there?" she whispered in embarrassment, a common emotion for her.

"Down...there?" Naruto asked as he looked up and down her wet body and approached her. "What do you mean?" he continued to ask confused.

"Wait a minute Naruto-kun!" she told him as she took a step back, embarrassed to be around him half naked. She took a step back and slipped on the soap on the floor. She flew forward from the clumsy action and right on Naruto. Her towel feel loose and dropped onto his body, but for some reason she didn't care as he unknowingly held her. Her body practically melted in his arms.

'This feeling...It's what I've always wanted from you...Naruto-kun. This emotion...it's what I've always wanted to express to you...Naruto-kun!' she thought, looking at him with the eyes that Naruto noticed when he first arrived as they laid eyes on each other.

'Everyone's changed so much...If Hinata turned out like this...I wonder how you became...Sakura-chan.'

Two entities devoid of the fear of a new challenge stared at each other, caught in a spiral of passionate desires that never seemed to released them from it's constant spin as they came closer and closer until their lips finally touched.

"I-It's alright...kiss me...Naruto-kun." she whispered shyly.

'I wonder if this is how I'm supposed to react?' he told himself as he kissed her. She accepted and kissed him back. He opened his mouth to accept her accelerating tongue and tasseled with it until they were both out of breath. Again they looked at each other with warming eyes, reassuring the other that contining was in the others best interest.

I've always dreamed about doing this with a girl...I just never thought it would be Hinata! I'll use her as practice for my true prize.' he told himself as he and Hinata shared a another passionate kiss that never they wanted to end.

-TO BE CONTINUED

A/N- So what did you think for the first chapter of my first attempt?...Okay I know it's not the best story in the world, but hey at least I tried. More action is definitely on the way so R&R please for it is truly appreciated.