Authors note; i dont own resident evil i should do but capcom the bastards beat me to it ,but dont worry i shall have my revenge mwhahahahah THE LAST BATTLE

Chapter 1 unexpected arrival

six years after the raccoon city incident 1.20 saturday afternoon

'do you want noodles or not' claires voice was enough to awaken the dead but by this time that was getting old

'fine, fine cook your smeggin noodles' answered chris while groggily lifting himself of his comfy position at the front of the couch, he quickly walked towards the entrance of the living room of which he picked to be todays slob pit but before he could make it to his destination a large knock banged on the front door 'ill get it' and before he knew it claire had flew past him quicker than a wild dog in the mating season and was fastely approaching the front door 'okkkkaaayy'he quietly mumbled to himself careful not to get a quick comeback of his witty sister 'probably bills' he thought aloud 'bills come on thursday dumbass its saturday' and there was the comeback he was trying so desprately hard to avoid, after what seemed like an eternity claire finally made it to the door and gasped in shock as to who was on the other side.

'leon what are you doing here' claire tried her hardest to welcome him but shock made sure the words came out completely wrong leon turned to the side 'nevermind ill just walk to the nearest hospital' he spoke with a hint of sarcasm in his voice it was then that claire noticed the state leon was in he was covered head to toe with blood and slime and was holding his chest with his left arm while his right arm dangled limply by his side, his trousers were torn and were also plagued with blood and his beutiful blonde hair had gone sticky and putrid due to the blood bath it had been soaked in.

Leon could no longer hold his weight and he clumsily dropped on to the floor as he was ingulfed by darkness.

8.40 saturday evening

Leon awoke to the sound of a young girl in her twenties twenty two at most not yet mustering the will power to open his eyes he listened in on a nearby conversation

'he has several deep gashes to both his right and left armes his right arm is dislocated, he has a rather nasty bullet wound to his abdomen a couple of broken ribs and a small cut on his right cheek he needs immediate medical attention

'nah i hate hospitals' and with that leon sat up claire immediately rushed to his side 'are you alrite, does it hurt, what happened'

'i followed the wrong person and got into a fight with the wrong guy' claire looked at leon giving him the your not a pervert are you look and as though leon had read her mind 'no,no,she was a lead, any way this guy was not human' the others in room stood back 'how do you know' asked a bewildered chris 'he punched me once sending me 30ft across a room and into a wall' was his answer 'do you know his name or anything' asked the woman in her twenties now identifiable as rebecca chambers 'i think his name was err sumat like wesker or somethin like that'the group stood in shock not one of them moving an inch 'what' leon asked innocently.

2.30 sunday morning

'They're breaking in'

'luis dont talk, shoot'

'im shooting'

'well shoot faster'

'its no use theres to many of them'

'up the stairs come on'

leon couldnt help but think if only louis wilson and glen clark was here now, they wouldnt have any trouble dispatching these villager fucks, louis and glen were some of leons closest friends they had grown up together, joined the agency at the same time and protested against leon goin on his one man mission even if it was to just ask a few villagers a few questions they knew from experience that things could get ugly quickly on any type of field mission but mr optimistic leon had to go along without even batting an eye lash and end up in a situation like this didnt he.

'leon wake up'

'leon there going thank god'

'wait leon no behind you'

'arrrggghhhh' leon felt the hot rotating blades of the chainsaw penetrate his right bicep menacing all muscle and nerve that dared cross its path slowly working its way to his bone like acid dropped on an empty can of fanta slowly burning its way to the core and melting away any molecule within its grasp leon could feel the razor sharp blades approaching his bone when.

he jumped up grasping his arm he looked around his surroundings he was back in claire and chris's house it was only a dream a nightmare, leon sat in bewilderment until he was shaken out of his confusion by the sound of claires voice 'are you alright leon' it was then that claire noticed a trickle of blood emerging from the bottom of leons t-shirt 'here let me take a look at that' she asked 'no claire its really nothing'
'leon if you dont let me take a look then im gonna have to wrestle you down and then look at it' she simply stated 'i might be a cripple but ill still kick your ass' claire suprisingly didnt respond to this instead she just looked at him pleadingly, realising she wasnt going to give in leon resentfully lifted off his top and let her find the source of the blood.

She eyed the recently reopened wound 'leon how did you get this' 'chainsaw' was his calm reply 'essshhh'she shuffled around under the couch for a bit until finally her hand remerged and in it a first aid kit she pulled out an antiseptic spray and began to mercilessly shoot the wound with the cold antiseptic leon didnt flinch though instead he looked at claire on her mission for bacterial genocide

'wow shes hot ,hotter than i can remember her being any way' leon thought to himself

he was then rudely shaken from his erotic thoughts by claire who had begun to roughly wrap his arm in a bandage

after leons arm was adaquetely wrapped it was him who decided to break the uneasy silence'claire, you look good'
'leon you look like shit' they both giggled even though leon didnt understand why, he had clearly been insulted but it was the funny kind of insult not the im gonna beat ten tonnes of shit out of ya insult 'oh claire that reminds me do you mind if i take a shower' 'no go ahead second door on the left' she smiled while pointing outside the living room door 'thanks' he casually jumped over the the back of the couch and strolled out the door leaving claire alone in the room with a confused look on her face.

'i thought he was injured oh well,doesnt suprise me though hes fine and toned and sexy and,why am i thinking this i need a beer'claire thought to herself

claire headed for the kitchen but as she got to the doorway stray thoughts yet again began to invade her mind

'how much would i love to be in that shower with him right now, woah what am i thinking cancel the beer i need bed lots and lots of bed

'hey leon im going bed kay'

'kay claire see you in the mornin'

the realisation suddenly hit claire her old time friend who saved her life countless times was temporarily living in her house ,
it was all to quick for claire and there was only one thing she craved at that time sleep.

After his quick shower leon followed claires example and got ready for bed wondering what tomorrow would bring he knew one thing for sure he had to contact louis and glen and update them on the situation with umbrella because he knew by the months end all hell would break loose and he'd be damned if he left his two companions out of the loop this time, and with that in his mind leon braved himself for the horrors that haunted him in his dreams and fell swiftly within their grasp.

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I hoped you liked it plzzzzzz R&R i need your thoughts people i really do if you dont i wont post the outrageously funny next chapter i have planned so plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz R&R oh yh this is my first fan fic and all so if its that bad just tell me i really need to know