FuckFrankie- frank

.- columbia

Blue- Magenta- rocky

TMUNSM-Janet

BigBradWolf- brad

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency- Hanley

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!- Riff Raff

DoYaWannaTouchMeThere- Eddie


FuckFrankie: ohmigawsh I love botdf

TMUNSM: balls on the dick's front?

Blue: good god janet that's disgusting XD

TMUNSM: that's not it?

FuckFrankie: No. Its blood on the dance floor.

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: I LOVE BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND I.D.G.A.F! :D

FuckFrankie: h e ll o!

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: blasting through your stereo!

FuckFrankie: k I tt y!

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: let me slip between your thighs!

TMUNSM: if frank would've said it I would've taken up that offer...

BigBradWolf: Janet!

TMUNSM: hello brad :3

BigBradWolf: keep your hands off of my girl, furter!

FuckFrankie: no thanks. We don't want any "pussy-without cookies." I get my girl.

BigBradWolf: 80 that's disgusting and offensive to my people!

FuckFrankie: who? Virgins?

Blue: BUUUURRRRNNNN!

.: aw shit man! You just got roasted!

ClosetheGoddamnDoor: like ball park peanuts, BITCH!

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: PWNed nigga!

TMUNSM: ... hanley you're white you can't say the n word.

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: I thought it was one of those "we can say black people things" moments.

FuckFrankie: no. Sorry.

BigBradWolf: who's hanley?

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: my girlfriend :) I met her at barnes and noble like the Saturday before the week of spring break...

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: oh I never see you at school brad :) I take magnet classes with riff raff and eat lunch with my favorite teacher

BigBradWolf: who?

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: the janitor :D we clean up after lunch and dance to old soundtrack musicals.

CloseTheGoddamnDoor!: omg this is why I love her. She spends time cleaning up with the janitor and dancing to "don't you forget about me."

BigBradWolf: she's not that cool -_-

Blue: jealous much?

BigBradWolf: lol no.

TMUNSM: why does he need her when he has me?

.: because you have STDs. Duh. Hanley is too sweet and innocent for anything sexually transmitted. :D

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: except sex ;) ;) mayse

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: shh! I never told them.

FuckFrankie: omg you guys did the humpty bump?

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: *facepalm* ohmigawd.

.: I thought you were never gonna get it in, Han!

Blue: I knew already XD

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: how? I never told anyone.

Blue: because when he came home he was glowing and really happy. My mom told me that's what happens after a virgin is devirginified.

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: that's not a word.

Blue: fisrt timer.

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: slut.

Blue: I've only had sex with rocky, frankie, and coco. I'm not a slut because I was dating them. :D

FuckFrankie: I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE DATING LAST SUMMER!

.: duh. Even our parents knew and we didn't even have to tell them. They just figured it was a "teenage lesbian" phase.

Blue: they were right! :D I had fun with coco those nights... cuddling and watching glee together.

.: lol. You're still hot ;D

Blue: so are you ;D

DoYouWannaTouchMeThere: o.o I think I logged on to the "LGBT" room...

FuckFrankie: nope :) hi eddie!

DoYouWannaTouchMeThere: hey. Columbia you never told me you dated magenta...

.: oh. I thought I did.

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: where is everyone getting these usernames from?

CloseTheGoddamnDoor!: a panic at the disco song.

FuckFrankie: a marilyn manson song :)

Blue: Magenta from blues clues's best friend

DoYouWannaTouchMe: my favorite song.

TMUNSM: it means "tie me up and spank me" :D

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: a paramore song :D

.: conan obrians website :D

Janet: Brad left XD he says he was getting turned on by columbia and magentas conversation and left because he felt unclean.

FuckFrankie: stupid virgin. Hey hanley guess what my ringtone is for you?

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: omg I'm scared. What is it frank.

FuckFrankie: s my d by botdf

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: omg frankie that's disgusting XD

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: I know that song frank.

FuckFrankie: lol fucks weren't distributed.

.: hey guys

Blue: oh rocky! *virtual sex*

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: magenta. Why?

Blue: because you're my brother and I love you.

IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: I'm changing my username. I dont like this.

LikeAVirgin: thats better.. I know what he loves ;)

FuckFrankie: show me how you're such a hoe

LikeAVirgin: no frank. That's sexual harassment... from a transvestite.

.: he pinches and smacks my butt all the time. You get used to it.

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: I never did.

.: bombshell!

FuckFrankie: you guys didn't know we totally had sex once?

Blue: no. You're lying... right riff?

ClosetheGoddamnDoor: DAMN IT FRANK YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONE!

.: oh shit the things I can never unthink!

LikeAVirgin: omg frank like tell me what happened this is really hot. Riff you could've told me I wouldn't care.

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: I youve totally killed my good mood. Hanley I'm gonna text you. Bye everyone. Genta tell mom and I swear ill kill you.

Blue: she knew about me and columbia. I'm sure she wouldn't care anyways.

ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: no. Bye guys.

LikeAVirgin: good going frank. I'm gonna got comfort him.

FuckFrankie: what did I do?

FuckFrankie: hello?

FuckFrankie: ugh. Whatever.