FuckFrankie- frank
.- columbia
Blue- Magenta- rocky
TMUNSM-Janet
BigBradWolf- brad
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency- Hanley
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!- Riff Raff
DoYaWannaTouchMeThere- Eddie
FuckFrankie: ohmigawsh I love botdf
TMUNSM: balls on the dick's front?
Blue: good god janet that's disgusting XD
TMUNSM: that's not it?
FuckFrankie: No. Its blood on the dance floor.
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: I LOVE BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND I.D.G.A.F! :D
FuckFrankie: h e ll o!
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: blasting through your stereo!
FuckFrankie: k I tt y!
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: let me slip between your thighs!
TMUNSM: if frank would've said it I would've taken up that offer...
BigBradWolf: Janet!
TMUNSM: hello brad :3
BigBradWolf: keep your hands off of my girl, furter!
FuckFrankie: no thanks. We don't want any "pussy-without cookies." I get my girl.
BigBradWolf: 80 that's disgusting and offensive to my people!
FuckFrankie: who? Virgins?
Blue: BUUUURRRRNNNN!
.: aw shit man! You just got roasted!
ClosetheGoddamnDoor: like ball park peanuts, BITCH!
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: PWNed nigga!
TMUNSM: ... hanley you're white you can't say the n word.
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: I thought it was one of those "we can say black people things" moments.
FuckFrankie: no. Sorry.
BigBradWolf: who's hanley?
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: my girlfriend :) I met her at barnes and noble like the Saturday before the week of spring break...
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: oh I never see you at school brad :) I take magnet classes with riff raff and eat lunch with my favorite teacher
BigBradWolf: who?
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: the janitor :D we clean up after lunch and dance to old soundtrack musicals.
CloseTheGoddamnDoor!: omg this is why I love her. She spends time cleaning up with the janitor and dancing to "don't you forget about me."
BigBradWolf: she's not that cool -_-
Blue: jealous much?
BigBradWolf: lol no.
TMUNSM: why does he need her when he has me?
.: because you have STDs. Duh. Hanley is too sweet and innocent for anything sexually transmitted. :D
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: except sex ;) ;) mayse
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: shh! I never told them.
FuckFrankie: omg you guys did the humpty bump?
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: *facepalm* ohmigawd.
.: I thought you were never gonna get it in, Han!
Blue: I knew already XD
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: how? I never told anyone.
Blue: because when he came home he was glowing and really happy. My mom told me that's what happens after a virgin is devirginified.
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: that's not a word.
Blue: fisrt timer.
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: slut.
Blue: I've only had sex with rocky, frankie, and coco. I'm not a slut because I was dating them. :D
FuckFrankie: I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE DATING LAST SUMMER!
.: duh. Even our parents knew and we didn't even have to tell them. They just figured it was a "teenage lesbian" phase.
Blue: they were right! :D I had fun with coco those nights... cuddling and watching glee together.
.: lol. You're still hot ;D
Blue: so are you ;D
DoYouWannaTouchMeThere: o.o I think I logged on to the "LGBT" room...
FuckFrankie: nope :) hi eddie!
DoYouWannaTouchMeThere: hey. Columbia you never told me you dated magenta...
.: oh. I thought I did.
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: where is everyone getting these usernames from?
CloseTheGoddamnDoor!: a panic at the disco song.
FuckFrankie: a marilyn manson song :)
Blue: Magenta from blues clues's best friend
DoYouWannaTouchMe: my favorite song.
TMUNSM: it means "tie me up and spank me" :D
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: a paramore song :D
.: conan obrians website :D
Janet: Brad left XD he says he was getting turned on by columbia and magentas conversation and left because he felt unclean.
FuckFrankie: stupid virgin. Hey hanley guess what my ringtone is for you?
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: omg I'm scared. What is it frank.
FuckFrankie: s my d by botdf
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: omg frankie that's disgusting XD
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: I know that song frank.
FuckFrankie: lol fucks weren't distributed.
.: hey guys
Blue: oh rocky! *virtual sex*
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: magenta. Why?
Blue: because you're my brother and I love you.
IThinkWeHaveAnEmergency: I'm changing my username. I dont like this.
LikeAVirgin: thats better.. I know what he loves ;)
FuckFrankie: show me how you're such a hoe
LikeAVirgin: no frank. That's sexual harassment... from a transvestite.
.: he pinches and smacks my butt all the time. You get used to it.
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: I never did.
.: bombshell!
FuckFrankie: you guys didn't know we totally had sex once?
Blue: no. You're lying... right riff?
ClosetheGoddamnDoor: DAMN IT FRANK YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONE!
.: oh shit the things I can never unthink!
LikeAVirgin: omg frank like tell me what happened this is really hot. Riff you could've told me I wouldn't care.
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: I youve totally killed my good mood. Hanley I'm gonna text you. Bye everyone. Genta tell mom and I swear ill kill you.
Blue: she knew about me and columbia. I'm sure she wouldn't care anyways.
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: no. Bye guys.
LikeAVirgin: good going frank. I'm gonna got comfort him.
FuckFrankie: what did I do?
FuckFrankie: hello?
FuckFrankie: ugh. Whatever.
