HH: Ah, yay for revision…I had this up before (um, around Christmas time a couple years ago…) and decided to revise it a bit…
Disclaimer: I wish I owned FullMetal Alchemist, yet I do not… sigh
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Ed stared at the assorted military personal. Not only were they all in casual clothes, which is incredibly odd in such a gathering, but they were also chatting and generally being completely informal. It wasn't often you see something like this, but it was a Christmas party, after all.
Ed was at the punch bowl, since he wasn't in the mood to chat; he wondered why he even came to this party. It's not like he would ever do this willingly, he had other places to be, other things to do…And then he remembered, "Baka Taisa," Ed muttered under his breath.
"What was that you said about me?" questioned Roy Mustang, his eyebrow cocked curiously; of course he had to pop up right then.
"Nothing," was the reply, "just wondering why the hell you dragged me here," adding to himself, 'Kuso taisa.'
"Now, now, FullMetal" said the Colonel, in his usually cocky and arrogant tone, "you know full well it was mandatory for everyone to come this year. And besides, I have other things to do as well-," he only got that far before SHE came.
"You mean like the paperwork you've been blowing off for a month?" Riza Hawkeye had arrived, holding a HUGE stack of paperwork, not an uncommon site around the colonel, and she didn't seem too happy. In fact, she looked downright angry.
Now, it isn't often you see a Lieutenant Colonel in a position where he is scared out of his mind, but if every Lieutenant Colonel had Riza Hawkeye as a First Lieutenant, then it probably would be. Roy Mustang was frozen in his position, too scared to run away, and a pained expression was evident on his face.
"I think he's trying to say he'd be glad to finish that paperwork now," said Ed with a little smirk.
Roy shot a death glare at Ed, quickly, right before giving a small, panicked smile to Riza. Then, he solemnly followed her to his torture… I mean, paperwork.
Ed, being Ed, did absolutely nothing about it, and thought it good revenge for dragging him to this stupid party, and so continued to get drunk off of the punch. And so Al, being Al, decided to pop up that very instant, to check up on his brother, afterall, Ed wasn't being very social.
"Hey, Nii-san, what are you doing way over here by the punch bowl, shouldn't you be talking to some of your colleagues?" He gestured to the party crowd.
" I –hic- hate that –hic- baka Tai--" Ed fainted.
Al safely caught his brother in his arms, smiling a bit of alcohol on his dear brother's breath as he did so, and knowing his brother would never touch alcohol willing. "Okay, who spiked the punch?" he accused coldly to the remaining party-goers. All of them simply stared at him holding his brother, with the exception of some slowly backing away, not knowing Al, and scared by the robot-like thing's innocent-but-cold voice.
Sadly, the person who DID spike the punch was no longer in attendance, and instead enduring horrendous torture provided by his First Lieutenant. …I mean, paperwork.
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HH: lol….ok….it wasn't that good and I wrote it at 1 in the morning! But I don't care! So ha! Ok….now that that's out of my system… don't for get to PLEASE REVIEW!-gets down on knees begging- plz plz plz plz plz plz plzzzzzzzzz
