I'm sitting on the couch watching My Little Pony, waiting for bro to come home from work. Good grief he's never home on time...partially because of him stopping with some random people and getting stoned higher then fucking Mt. Everest. Then bringing home people to fuck and then toss them, but hey I can't tell him how to live his life. Unless of course I want mine to end, this would be for sure a slow and painful death. I look down at my watch, it's nine o'clock. Dirk was supposed to be here at 6...with pizza. Maybe if I take a nap it will speed up time, but just as I was about to rest my head against the pillow Bro walked in (holy shit with pizza...*stomach growls*). The look grin on his face tells me he's stoned, because of the way it hangs there in place and doesn't move...it sort of creeps me out a little. I look down at the pizza to try to keep from looking at it, my stomach is still growling. I look back at his face...ugh god the smile is still there. "Hey dirk you okay over there?" *no response* "hello? Anyone home?" I walk up to dirk and poke him to see if that got his attention. Nothing. So here's me think that he's still staring of in to space and I decide to take the pizza box from his arm (stomach which is still growling) and fuck me...he grabs me by the waist and swing me around and carries me upstairs. "Bro what the hell let go of me!" I start slapping his arm to try to get me free, but what was the use? So I stopped and let him continued to whatever he was doing. Bro stops at the begging of the hall and stands for a minute. "What the hell am I doing?" escapes from his mouth. I just put my hand on the little bit of hip that dirk isn't holding to keep me up, " I don't kno-" he drops me with no sudden warning and goes into the bathroom. "god damn it" I whisper to myself as my boney ass self-hits the wood floor. I get up and hear the sound of shower water turn on...then some groans. I tiptoe over to the bathroom door and out my ear against it. "Oh...Shit" "Mm...Fuck" "Oh...yeah". I feel my face getting a little warm, then a few images flash across my mind of dirk groping him-...wait what the fuck Dave you disgusting pervert. After a minute I hear the shower stop and the certain open up. I stay thinking he might take a minute, but this little fucker wants to use his whipflash, and the next thing I know he's leaning on the crown molding of the door. "is there something you need?" I look down he's naked...I feel like my eyes wonder to much looking at his length, that dirk's face turned red. " um just wondering why you picked me up a little but earlier.." "oh yeah *dirk chuckles* I was still a little stoned, and um thought you were a...(he continues with his little story while I'm still staring down at his length, which looks like it's getting harder by the second. This disgusts me a little but I find it a little sexy. (What the hell is wrong with you Dave. Getting a little hard by your own brother)...And I was gonna kiss you all over, but I woke up from the stoning and thought 'what the fuck dirk'. So yeah does that answer your question?" "Yeah thanks. I'll be in my room."