BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Summary: Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer song changed to be about Buffy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer, Buffy, or Giles


You know Giles, and Xander, and Willow, and Spike

Angel, and Anya, and Tara, and Dawn

But do you recall,

The most famous Scooby of all?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Had a very pointy stake

And if you ever saw it

You would say it's better than cake

All of the other humans

Used to laugh and call her names

They never let poor Buffy

Join in any human games

Then one vamp-y Christmas Eve

Giles came to say:

"Buffy, with your stake alright,

Won't you save the world tonight?"

Then all the humans loved her

As they shouted out with glee:

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer,

You'll go down in history!"