I have to admit: I was kind of surprised when several people said they wanted another song. So here goes....
And now it's time for Love Songs with Sirius Black: The part of the story where Sirius Black comes out and sings a love song.
(Scene: A drive-thru. Peter Pettigrew is perched on a broom, ordering from a speaker shaped like a clown.)
Sirius: He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milkshake as well."
She said to him "I can't give you either."
And he said "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
She said "Yes it is, but we're closed now.
But we open tomorrow at ten."
He said "I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then."
(Peter dismounts from his broom and sets up a tent)
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-ou
Yeah, he'll wait for yo-ou
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-ou
Oh he will wait for you
(The sun comes up and Peter crawls out of his tent)
He stayed at the drive-thru 'till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and eggs for half-price
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
He'll eat and be back here for lunch
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
He'll be back for yo-ou
He'll be back for yo-ou
Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh lovely cheeseburger
He'll be back for yo-ou
Oh, he'll be back for you
'Cause he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there ain't nothin' gonna tear you two-o apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!
Sirius: (Deep breath)
You are his cheeeeeeeseburrrrrrgerrrrrr!
(James and Remus join Sirius and Peter at the drive-thru)
James: I thought this song was supposed to be about Greyback.
Peter: Was it?
James: I think it was.
Remus: Then....isn't that....his cheeseburger?
Peter: Uhhh....
This has been Love Songs with Sirius Black. Tune in next time to hear Fenrir Greyback say...
Greyback: GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESEBURGER OR SO HELP ME YOU'LL BE A CHEESEBURGER!
Marauders: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
