Tough Luck
As I read the Twilight series I thought about how amusing it must be for Edward to hear Mike and Jessica's thoughts whenever they see Edward and Bella together. So here's a little story about what goes on in their delusional minds.
MPOV
Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.
They're actually getting kissing in the fucking lunchroom. You have got to be kidding me. Great. Now Cullen feels the painful need to wrap his arms around her and murmer sweet nothings in her ear.
Could this get any worse?
Damnit Mike! Why would you say that? It always does when you say that.(A/N:Did that make sense?)
Because now Bella is on his lap and they are very close. I'm talking you-can't-slip-a-fucking-piece-of-paper-between-them close.
My future wife is kissing the freak. And I think I just saw him fucking smirk. Mother Fucker.
She should be with me and we would be so much happier.
Life sucks. Now I'm picturing Bella in bed with my naked. Ahhhhh.
JPOV
Uh. Like, what does Edward Cullen see in her? She's so plain and boring. Not to mention like a horrible taste in fashion. That sexy man could like do sooo much better than that. I bet he just feels sorry for her and is gonna dump her any day now. I wouldn't be suprised if he came running into my arms.
And who the hell kisses in the freaking cafeteria? But I wouldn't mind Edward Cullen kissing me in a cafeteria.
Bella is so ugly and boring. A personality of a brick. Not to mention very clumsy.
I'm looking at Edward Cullen and he seems very mad about something. I bet it's because he's with Swan.
Riiiiinnnnngggggg. Time to go to biology. I wish I was the one sitting next to Edward Cullen instead of Bella. He would be so much happier. And I see the way Mike looks at Bella. It's obvious he likes her. Because Bella Swan is a bitchy man-stealer.
As I walk in to Mr. Banner's room I see Bella and Edward holding hands and making goo-goo eyes at eachother. Lame.
EPOV
Lame.
Why does God hate me?
I had to hold back my temper so I wouldn't go rip Mike and Jessica's heads off. How dare Mike think of Bella naked and Jessica think of Bella boring and plain. She is the most beautiful creature to ever walk the face of the Earth.
My anger must have been visable because my love spoke up."Edward what's wrong?"
"Nothing love".
That was worse than Bella trying to lie and she knew it.
"Edward tell me"Damn.
"Just some of your fellow classmates having some very rude and completely untrue thoughts".
"About?" Bella asked.
I opened my mouth to say nothing but she gave me a stern look and I said"Mike is thinking about you and him naked together and Jessica is thinking your looks are plain and that I could do so much better."
She looks about ready to cry. No!"Bella you are so heartbreakingly beautiful. Don't believe anything she says."
I wrapped my arms around her petite waiste and kissed her passionately to prove my point and beacuse I wanted to.
"I love you Bella".
JPOV
NOO!!!! He should be kissing me not her. This like totally sucks. What's so special about her anyway? Nothing.
Then I, along with almost the whole classroom, heard Edward perfect voise say"I love you Bella".
I gasped. What the hell? Everyone was shocked into silence.
I can't believe he actually said that! He does not love her. He's just saying that.
"I love you soo much. I love you more than anything or anyone." Edward said.
MPOV
I cannot believe he said that! Why does the world hate me?
Well there's no way she loves him back though. I mean what's to like about Cullen?
"I love you Edward" Bella said.
I feel sick. I hate this.
Life officially sucks.
So what did you think? Review please.
