Like A Lesbian (Sung by Haruka)
By Charles Xavier
(Sounds most fun if you're listening to 'Like A Surgeon' by Weird Al Yankovic)
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We finally saved the galaxy.
Somehow we made it through.
I'm still a tomboy
And I still cross dress in men's clothes too.
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I did try, to love guys.
I don't know why, but it just didn't work.
So now I'm trying to avoid, yeah, I'm trying to avoid,
Those masculine jerks!
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Hey, like a lesbian!
Snuggling women for the very first time.
Like a lesbian!
"Licking carpet" is my line.
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Better give me all you've got girl,
My face is blushing fast.
Our love relation has set in,
How long do you think it'll last?
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Let me see, your p.
Here we go…time to operate.
So take your panties off now, so take your panties off now,
For goodness sake!
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Like a lesbian!
Hey, snuggling women for the very first time.
Like a lesbian!
Oh Michiru! You are mine!
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(Weird moaning noises are heard)
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Woe…woe…woe…
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Some might say, I am gay.
A disgrace to the Outer Senshi.
But I don't really care, but I don't really care,
About this yuri.
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Like a lesbian!
Hey, snuggling women for the very first time.
Like a lesbian!
Got your boobies, on my mind.
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Like a lesbian! Oh! Like a lesbian!
When I rub them,
With my fingers, and my forehead, and my red tongue.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Woe! Oh!
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OOH! BABY! YEAH!
I can hear your heart beat,
For the very first time!
