Like A Lesbian (Sung by Haruka)

By Charles Xavier

(Sounds most fun if you're listening to 'Like A Surgeon' by Weird Al Yankovic)

We finally saved the galaxy.

Somehow we made it through.

I'm still a tomboy

And I still cross dress in men's clothes too.

I did try, to love guys.

I don't know why, but it just didn't work.

So now I'm trying to avoid, yeah, I'm trying to avoid,

Those masculine jerks!

Hey, like a lesbian!

Snuggling women for the very first time.

Like a lesbian!

"Licking carpet" is my line.

Better give me all you've got girl,

My face is blushing fast.

Our love relation has set in,

How long do you think it'll last?

Let me see, your p.

Here we go…time to operate.

So take your panties off now, so take your panties off now,

For goodness sake!

Like a lesbian!

Hey, snuggling women for the very first time.

Like a lesbian!

Oh Michiru! You are mine!

(Weird moaning noises are heard)

Woe…woe…woe…

Some might say, I am gay.

A disgrace to the Outer Senshi.

But I don't really care, but I don't really care,

About this yuri.

Like a lesbian!

Hey, snuggling women for the very first time.

Like a lesbian!

Got your boobies, on my mind.

Like a lesbian! Oh! Like a lesbian!

When I rub them,

With my fingers, and my forehead, and my red tongue.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Woe! Oh!

OOH! BABY! YEAH!

I can hear your heart beat,

For the very first time!