The underlined bits are supposed to be crossed out. If you enjoy Twilight, you can just ignore those bits and continue living your sick fantasy.
Twilight: A Synopsis
One day, a self pitying teenage girl moves to Forks. Her name is Bella. Bella complains and boasts a lot. She attends the local high school where all the boys promptly forget about the rest of the female population and fall in love with her. However, one group did not so much as acknowledge Bella's arrival. Because they were so attractive, Bella is sad they don't care about her.
During science class, Bella is assigned to sit next to Edward, a member of the pretty people group and the only one single. However, Edward is mean to Bella. Bella doesn't understand why.
Bella finds out why!!! Edward is a mutated vampire who sparkles, read minds, and drinks animal blood. The pretty people in the group are all mutated vampires with too many superpowers. Edward explains that he lusts after Bella's blood and that that is why he is so distant. There are many long speeches about not being good enough for each other and being too dangerous for each other etc. This is continued for the majority of the book. They get together anyways.
Some bad guys finally come, lay out a strange and stupid plan to capture Bella and the self proclaimed genius falls for it. Unfortunately, Edward and friends save her.
The End
