w00t,my first Zim ficcy...I've been obsessed with the show lately.

Disclaimer:Invader Zim and all of it's characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez,NOT ME! I wish it were me...

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"When was the last time you got a haircut?"

"Oh no,i'm an alien! I'm going to destroy the earth!"

"What a weird little dweeb!"

The kids are always laughing at me.They don't notice their's a green student in our class.Skin condition my butt.

"Hey Dibby! DIB!!!"

I looked behind me.It was Zim.

"What do you want,Zimmy-I mean..Just what do you want?" I asked him.

"Did you hear about the project coming up? We have to make some sort of..uh...thinger-ma-jig"

Thinger-ma-jig? Is that even a word? Of course it's not.

"Yes,we have to make a diarama about outer space.You'll get an A on it,won't you? Since it's where you came from" I told Zim,and then left to get to class.I was already late enough as it is,but he just had to talk to me.

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"Your LATE,Dib" Ms.Bitters said in her usual creeking voice.

"I'm sorry,but I was really busy with something and Gaz kept bugging me and.."

"Just sit down" she told me,pointing to my desk.

I walked over to my desk and sat down.Looking to the left I saw Zim,and he seemed to be drawing a picture of some sort.

"What are you drawing,Zim?" Ms.Bitters asked.

"It's an..um...picture of...me and Dib? Yeah,that's it" he told her.What a lie.

"Why don't you show it to the class?"

"Oh..kay"

He got up and walked to the front of the class.He seemed to be nervous about something.Then he showed us the picture.

It wasn't me and him at all! It seemed to be some sort of blueprint for a laser weapon! I knew it!

"HA! LOOK AT THAT!" I shouted,pointing to Zim's picture,"He IS an alien,and he's eventually going to destroy the earth!"

Zim looked around the classroom,hearing kids whispering and talking.It was just a sketch,he thought.He could never make one of his own.

"It's nice,now please sit down before I whack you in the head with a stick" she told him in an angry voice.If she talks to you like that,you better listen.

"Anyways" she started,"You all know we have to do our space project..thingie.And their will be TWO people in a group.Alright,first is Bob and Jimmy.."

"Woo hoo!" Bob and Jimmy both cheer.

"SHUT UP! Okay,then Zim and Dib.."

What?!!? Me and Zim? She must be kidding.I can't work with that..that thing!

"Oh boy! Hear that,Dibby? We're partners!" he said happily.

Great.

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Yeah,it was short.But i'm running out of ideas over here! The next chapter will be longer,kay? ^___^