A/N: Random thing that I've had in my head for a while. I read something like this in another fandom a while back. But, the idea is actually based off a show that I had watched a while ago titled "House Party". Sparked an idea of my own. So, I give you...
Warnings: Senseless crack! OOC drunkenness, and alcohol abuse. You have been warned.
No Pants, No Shirt, No Service.
Prologue: Disaster On Legs.
House party.
A. Freaking. House. Party.
One that got completely out of had, of course, but nobody knew that at the beginning of the night. Elena Gilbert didn't even like the idea at first. She gathered that throwing a bunch of humans, vampires, werewolves, and witches; or in this case, one witch into the same house with alcohol and music seemed like a disaster on legs.
Then, of course, once people started losing track of all the people showing up, things got out of control.
Damon, of course, was all for it. Party? Booze? Woman? Hell yeah! But, Elena ended up losing him by the end of the night and found him passed out in the cellar with no pants, and a note attached to his back from Kol of all people.
Of course, that part of the story has yet to be told.
Stefan was gone by the end of the night, which Elena could have sworn that she had been with him at the start of the freaking thing.
But, Caroline, founder of the "house party from hell", was gone by the end of the night, too.
And Elena herself woke up back at home with a major hangover and a mouth that tasted like ass. She ended up wondering back to the boarding house where the aftermath was waiting for her.
Let's just say that she had never seen the boarding house so wreaked.
What happened to the attendants of the house party?
How did they get into the situations they were in now?
Well, it's kind of a long story...
