Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Bella looked up at Jacob.
"Jacob…" She began.
"Yes Bella." Jacob responded curiously.
Bella wrung her hands. "Well… I was thinking. What if Edward is gay?"
Jacob scratched his head, confused. "Edward is gay?"
"I don't know!" Bella said nervously, "It is just…"
"Yes?" Jacob prompted Bella impatiently.
"He puts glitter on himself and wears gold eye contacts… and do you want to know what makes it worse?"
At this point in the conversation Jacob was howling with laughter, but he managed to pull himself together because of his raging curiosity. "What?"
"He thinks it makes him look scary." Bella whispered while putting her head into her arms.
"I mean really, all those years, living without a mate… they always say that he never was once interested in any girl. And I mean, he never wanted to sleep with me. It really worries me. Is this normal man behavior?" Bella said.
"Bella, I really think Edward might be gay." Jacob said, trying to break the news gently to her.
Bella cried hysterically. "I should've assumed it… I mean he only wears designer clothing and-"
Bella abruptly cut herself off.
"What is it?" Jacob asked.
"I don't know why it never occurred to me before… I just always thought… but what does that mean that… could he really…."
"Bella!! What is it!! Tell me!" Jacob yelled.
Bella looked up at Jacob. "He had 10 years alone with Carlisle."
I am all for Team Edward but I just thought I'd right this because… well I was bored. The concert got rained out so I had nothing to do. But we all have to face it everyone posts at least one stupid fanfics up on their profile and I guess this is mine (although I'm sure there are more to come). Anyway review!
