MARIO vs. LUIGI
I do own any
of the characters mentioned in this story as they belong to
Nintendo.
PEACH: Hi and welcome to
Super Smash Brothers Melee. I'm Princess Peach here to announce the
fight. Today's contenders are Mario and Luigi. Yes, you heard
correctly. The two famous plumber brothers are batterling it out to
be world Mr. Nintendo. The question is, why are these two loveable
guys fighting it out to the death? Well, it all started when Luigi
complained that he was annoyed of being second fiddle and Mario
stealing the limelight. Luigi recently released his own game called
"Luigi's Mansion" but critics say it was too short and a
bad move by Nintendo. I guess Luigi needed the money. Anyway, the
fight is going to take place on a classic level of the Mushroom
Kingdom. World 1-1.
Mario and
Luigi enter the arena, looking angrily at each other.
PEACH:
Ah-ha and here come our fighters. They are now in place. On the
left side, mostly known as being the mascot to all games and world
widely as Mr. Nintendo, my hero...MARIO!
A sound of
cheers is heard.
PEACH: And on the right, he's
green, mean and sometimes craps himself when he see's a
mouse...LUIGI!
The crowed
cheers again.
PEACH: My moneys on Mario, of course
because he's the man of my life. We go over to Yoshi, who will start
the fight.
Mario and
Luigi are face to face.
YOSHI: Okay, I'm guessing
you know the rules...the first one who dies, Loses! So let' get this
fight on. GO!!
Yoshi moves
out of the way. Mario and Luigi charge at each other. Luigi throws a
punch but misses and the advantage goes to Mario as he punches Luigi
twice with his right and back hands him with his left. Luigi backs
off taking the pain.
MARIO: Face it, Luigi, I'm-a
better than you!
LUIGI: Ah, but you forget, I-a can jump-a higher than you!
He jumps high
and stamps Mario's head, bouncing off it, he lands on his
feet.
LUIGI: Once again.
He repeats
the same move on Mario, stamping harder on his head. Luigi once again
lands safely on his feet.
LUIGI: One more time!
Luigi jumps
the final time, this time higher than ever. Mario was dazed, he shook
his head and noticed Luigi heading towards him the third time. He
gasped. Luigi stuck out his foot but Mario moved out of the way,
grabbing Luigi, before he could touch the ground. He pulled him to
his face and head butted Luigi three times and started spinning him
around before chucking him into levitating blocks. Luigi smashed the
blocks and hit the ground hard. Mario mocked in laughter, Luigi tried
to get up but Mario kicked him in the head. The force made blood spit
out the mouth. He became angry and kicked Mario in the stomach who
backed away. Luigi got up, his teeth gritted. Mario saw his brother's
expression, not a care in the world. Luigi ran towards Mario, Mario
prepared to make a move but Luigi span his arms fast, still running,
Mario gasped and he got the impact, the spinning arms punching Mario
hard, each pressure of punch pushed Mario back. Luigi stopped. Mario
held his now dripping blood nose. Luigi punch Mario right, left and
right, every impact making loud sounds to Mario's face. Mario quickly
recovered and jumped punched Luigi, lifting him off the ground, coins
started appearing from Luigi's pockets, the punch felt like millions
of punches in one, then turning into a num feeling. Mario stopped,
slamming the ground with his feet, while Luigi crashed on his back
hard. He winched in pain, holding his face. He slowly got up, only
just hearing Mario's laughter, with sounded echoed. Although the pain
still surrounded him, he had to considerate oh fighting his fat
brother. He looked at Mario angrily. Mario clasped his hands
together, producing a fireball with his hands. Luigi looked worried.
Mario didn't hesitate as he fired the fireball straight towards
Luigi, going at average speed, enough time for Luigi to dodge out of
the way. Mario cursed and was about to produce another fireball but
Luigi quickly began his next move. Luigi span his whole body round,
sticking his arms out, he looked like a small green tornado which
pulled in Mario, getting whacked by Luigi's arms, each impact punch
weakening Mario and then Luigi made one huge punch, his white gloved
hands glowing green before slowly going back to normal. Mario went
flying, his face all messed up, two black eyes and a blood face,
matching his red jumper and soaking his blue dungarees. Mario was
weak, he could hardly move. Luigi jumped, heading towards Mario.
Mario panicked and tried to scream, Luigi did his powerful screw jump
and impacted into Mario's head, his brown shoes ripping through
Mario's face, the eyes getting mangled and blood burst out his head
and skull cracking and snapping, the blood became darker and more
thick when flooding out Mario's head. Luigi stepped off Mario, his
eyes all mashed and bits of skull flowing out with the blood. Mario's
body twitched and a gurgled sound, his voice drowning in blood. His
body stopped moving and Mario died. Luigi laughed happily, the
coldness of his voice was evil.
LUIGI: YES! I'm-a
number one! (Dancing around the body) Up yours, Mario! Make-a
way for the new Mr. Nintendo!
Yoshi came up
to Luigi and raised Luigi's hand.
YOSHI: The winner
is the green-machine LUIGI
Peach looked
in horror, her fist clenched.
PEACH: Oh my God...!
I don't believe it, I've just lost £500
She jumps
from her commentary desk and lands close to Luigi, facing
him.
LUIGI: Oh, do I get a cake...?Or better yet,
do I get a kiss?
PEACH: Yeah, right! Dream on, green boy!!
She pulls out
her pinkish white umbrella and pushed it into Luigi, stabbing him in
the stomach. Luigi gasped painfully, the blood exiting him, Peach
pushed it in even further, ripping more of his insides. Luigi took
his last breath, and then died. Peach pulled out her blood soaked
umbrella as the lifeless Luigi limped hard on the ground. Peach
rested the running blooded umbrella on her right shoulder.
YOSHI:
Now, who's gonna be the face of Nintendo...their both dead...that
was the whole point of this match...to see who'd be the champion of
Nintendo...now what are we gonna do?
PEACH: I'll be the face of Nintendo! Me! I'm just as good as any other video game character. Princess Peach will be the head mascot. It's about time that Nintendo have a pretty face to show off.
THE
END!
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