HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO EVERYBODY! My first ever Hobbit Fanfic EVER! This is in the movie verse-
Thorin: Because she is just now reading the book
Me: THORIN!..He's right the grumpy Dwarf,Anyway this fic takes place in nowhere imparticular of the Movie,mostly shortly after Bilbo got the ring, it has been plaguing me awhile now and lets start! OH Warning will be corperal Punishment and out of characterness...BEGIN!
"Dwalin put me down I'm fine!" Thorin Oakenshield shouted as his cousin picked him up,he got injured during the Orc rade and the king may have been stupid at going after the leader.
"The wounds say other wise" the bald dwarf said.
Bilbo was trying hard not to laugh at the site,but the leader of the company being carried like a child was just to much that he finally bursted out in muxch laughter in fact the Hobbit didn't notice Thorin get out of Dwalin's grip,Balin,Nori and Dori trying to get their laughter under control plus Kili and Fili backing away from their friend as their uncle got the halfling thought it was funny huh? Well then lets see how he likes being carried like a child,knelting down since the short creature fell to his knees now,Thorin picked up Bilbo holding him as if he was a baby.
Blushing the burglar then stopped laughing ,while the others snickered,looking at his friend who smirked saying "not funny now is it master Baggins"
"Put me down I'm not a child Thorin!"
"aww but you look so cute" the dwarf teased as the rest of the company started laughing even Gandalf was snickering as the Hobbit struggled in the older being's grip accidently elbowing the King under the mountain's face,causing him to tumble into the wizard who dropped his staff that shot off a beam of magic that ricocheted everywhere before hitting someone ..which happened to be their Hobbit."Bilbo!" everyone shouted at the moment the beam hit him..now Thorin was holding a young halfing looking about seven wearing baggy clothes and fast asleep."oh no" everyone thought looking at the sleeping child in their leader's arms.
They immediatly stopped for camp as Oin looked over the young Hobbit who was still asleep as the others talked."OK Gandalf how long is he gonna be a kid?"Fili asked.
"I think he's cute as a kid" Kili said.
"Aye he is but I think we all want our burglar back" Bofur said adjusting his hat onto his head having been ringing it in his hands the whole was true everyone wanted their Hobbit friend back to normal..problem was no one knew how long the spell would last!not even Gandalf!."It should go away on it's own but I suggest we watch him until then" the wizard said as the thirteen dwaves nodded in Bilbo slept Thorin got his wounds handled with .Hours later close to night fall Bilbo finally woke up looking around timidly,where was he?Who are these people?wait-"G-Gandalf?" the seven yearold asked gaining the Wizard and Dwaves who have been talking to themselves.
"Ah Bilbo you're up" the old wizard said as the child cautiously came over,he was surprised the young hobbit knew him ,Gandalf use to make a show for the children at Bilbo's grandfather Took's home in the summer when he was young."Wh-Who are they?" was the quiet question ,which struck the dwarves in the heart,as the young boy looked at them pressing close to the wizard."These are friends of mine Meet Kili,Fili,Oin,Gloin,Dwalin,Balin,Bofur,Bifur,Bombur,Nori,Dori,Ori and Thorin " the old wizard said gestering to each Dwarf as he said their names earning either a nod or a the seven yearold said "You all have rhyming names"
"Yeah " Kili chuckled before they all went back to eating the food that was being gave Bilbo a bowl and the fifty yearold turned seven yearold blew on it hard doing the 'hot patato' motion with the bowl,yes it was that standing the bowl anymore the kid put it on the ground waiting for it to cool abit.
"It'll taste better warm" a gruff voice said causing the child to look up seeing Thorin standing there."To Hot" Bilbo replied as the Dwarf sat next to was use to this thing from his nephews,mostly Kili, so he said with a smirk "Or you can just go back to bed but hey it's your choice" he said smirking more when Bilbo's eyes went wide and starting eating the soup in the bowl and it was empty in two minutes and the Hobbit was now full with a messy site was cute and funny they never knew Bilbo could eat that fast or be sloppy."looks like he doesn't want to go to bed" Gloin laughed.
"No!" was the reply from the hobbit who crossed his arms before rubbing his face with his baggy sleeves til the soup was gone from those cheeks of time Bilbo yawned tiredly from his spot next to Ori,he had been getting to know them (Again),but the youngest of the company didn't want to go to sleep the yawn didn't go un notice to others.
"Everyone get some sleep we continue walking early" Thorin said getting up as the others ,minus Bilbo, got ready to sleep..yeah the seven yearold wasn't budging and yelped when he was picked up turning to see it was the Dwarf king who picked him up,to be frank Dwalin and Thorin kinda scared Bilbo alot they just had this aura that said 'do not talk to' yet he saw Kili and Fili just talk on with them like they couldn't get young boy snapped out of his thoughts when he felt himself be set down on someone's lap? what? Looking up his eyes met that of Thorin's before the Dwarf looked around,he was the first to be on watch incase some more orcs came his blue eyes the young hobbit yawned again the sound of his friends heart beat lulling him to sleep,he'll need the sleep for tomorrow.
Thorin smiled when Bilbo finally fell asleep but frowned as a thought accurd to him,how on middle earth would they keep him safe?also how can they handle when they get to the mountain and their burglar was still achild?..He figure this stuff out later right now he had to watch out for any danger to keep the others and himself safe.
Authors note: Forgot to mention of top that J.R. and Warner Bros owns them! and what happens next? you'll have to wait and see.
