"– and that is why Ereri is canon!" Levi stared at the three girls glaring at each other in shock. Out of nowhere three girls appeared at the Survey Corps headquarters and started mauling them and touching them. Levi shuddered still from the memory of the said girl who apparently believed that he and Yeager loved each other. She had almost broke his bones from hugging him so hard, and shouting in his ear that she was his number one fan girl. Even Arlert had no idea where they came from. Apparently they came from a place called America, and watched shitty-ass cartoons until "they stumbled upon the epicness that is Attack on Titan." Somehow they managed to get into their world, all three of their dreams, which Levi had no goddamn idea why. Try having ten Titans on your ass every day, and you'll be wishing you were watching shitty cartoons too. He glared at them.

"Remind us again why this…certain ship is canon?" Arlert politely asked, even though his face was pale and he was looking at the creature who had stated those nasty words. Ackerman was hidden in her red scarf, and the others either had gaping eyes or were plugging their ears to prevent those disgusting words from entering their minds. Yeager's stupid mouth was open and his eyes were brimming with tears.

"Well, first of all, they're hot together." The girl didn't notice of how Yeager slightly whimpered at her words. "And when Eren dominates, he is just so sexy, especially towards Levi. You should hear the moan to each other when they're…at it." She giggled, and Levi had to remind himself not to gag. Eren was already gagging. "And there's a fact –"

"What fact?" Armin half screamed. "There are no facts! It's just subjective information!" The young man was pulling his hair, and the other girls nodded to him.

"See, Evangeline, that's why your precious Ererin or whatever it's called doesn't exist."

"It's Ereri, Lydia!" So the insane creature has a name, Levi thought. She paused. "I also like Riren too."

"What's…Riren?" asked Lenz.

"It's when Levi is the one who –"

"How about Eruri?" Suggested the other girl hurriedly. Her eyes switched back and forth, and she laughed nervously. Levi's eyebrow twitched. "Levi and Erwin make a good couple."

What? Levi's already fucked-up mind was spinning. As if he thought it didn't get any worse. Him…and Erwin? Now Levi actually gagged. What made it worse was the fact that the girl who was interrupted started talking excitedly.

"Oh, yes! I fell in love with them even before with Ereri and Riren." Those ships made Levi swallow thickly. "I mean, they have so much trust in their relationship. Levi probably wouldn't have questioned Erwin if he didn't tell him the plan." Levi knew exactly what the creature was talking about, and he mentally wondered how this girl thought there could be anything else but trust in their relationship. "And when Erwin told Levi to abandon his squad, Levi did it even though he knew it meant that they would die." Levi twitched, his expression remaining neutral inside. It had only been hours after the expedition. He saw that Yeager had stopped shaking, and softly smiled at him for comfort. It didn't help. I shouldn't have left them. "So he values Erwin's approval more than his own squad!"

"Shut up!" Yeager yelled. The insane creature's eyes widened as Yeager continued to yell. His green eyes were bright in anger. "Levi-heichō trusted his squad! He didn't want to leave them at all!" Tears started to appear in his eyes. "He didn't abandon his squad at all!"

"Aww…" Levi turned and saw the insane creature stared at him and Yeager fondly, with a weird smile on her face. "I sense Ereri feels."

Yeager started to grind his teeth in frustration. "Fucking pervert," he whispered. Thankfully, the girl didn't hear him. She started talking about those shippings again when there was a familiar knock on the door. A tall blond man entered the doorway.

"Erwin," Levi intoned with his eyes on the floor, "welcome to hell."

Before Erwin could calmly ask what was going on, the insane creature squealed.

"You two are so cute together!"

Yeager was currently pounding his head on the table. Ackerman was currently trying to make Yeager stop from doing that, and Arlert was rocking himself. Erwin was the only calm one. In fact, he smiled with an amused expression.

"I had no idea you had feelings for me, Levi."

"I don't," Levi hissed. He stared murderously at the insane creature. "It's in her perverted and stupid little brain of hers."

"But…" the insane creature, who was now trying not to cry, "you look so cute together, especially when you two stand side by side. Your Erwin's more than a head taller than you," she stated as Levi's expression turned more and more murderous, "and he could actually carry you if he wanted." She sighed. "How adorable."

Levi swallowed thickly, trying his best to fight to urge to bash this girl's head in. He felt physically sick now. Even Erwin was frowning now.

"That's still subjective," Arlert whispered to the ground. He was crying. "Heichō's relationship to the commander is nothing but a superior-subordinate relationship." He stared at the girl with wide eyes. "Can't you understand that?" he screamed. Several of Yeager's friends were nodding, including the one who was sitting next to Arlert. Levi couldn't remember his name, but saw that he had ash-brown hair and hazel eyes.

"You know what's not subjective?" Now it seemed that the insane creature was angry. Tears were running down her face. "You know what's not?" Even her friends looked nervous. "JeanMarco!" There was sounds of sobbing. "Jean was so devastated by Marco's death that he joined the Survey Corps, a branch that he previously thought as suicidal fools! He was even shaking when he burned his body, and was so stunned when he found the body of his lover!" Now a different kind of tears were rolling down her face. "Why would the producers ever use that much time on the death of Marco? Because Jean –"

"I did not love Marco!" Kirstien was now sitting up, his face pale and his body shaking. He had stopped crying. "I loved him, yes, but as a friend. I…joined the Survey Corps to prevent anymore bones from being unrecognizable!" His teeth clenched, and haggard emotion was on his face. "I didn't love him," he whispered. Arlert gave him a comforting arm around his shoulder as the insane creature continued to watch him. Suddenly her eyes brightened, and she pointed at the two.

"You love Armin though, don't you?"