Whassup? I'm writing meh 2nd story! Yay! I was bored when I thought of this, and hyped up cause' I ate ice- cream with a whole ton of Hershey's "Genuine" Chocolate Syrup. Yay for excessive syrup! :D Oh and since this is a prologue, it doesn't say what Brownie's idea is yet.
Disclaimer: Once upon a time, I don't own L4D2. The End.
Claimer: I own The idea of Slasher, Brownie, Wolf, Kevin, Sapphire and Adam.
101 ways 2 startle the Witch! YEAH!
"GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!" I ran into the room. My name is Brownie, otherwise known as Slasher. Why? Because I turn into a giant wolf and slash survivors to death. I can also alert the horde by howling. Unlike the Hunter, I attack from behind. Anyway, the other Special Infecteds continued what they were doing. Our Specials hide-out was in a gym. We called it our clubhouse. The Hunters were playing poker, the Tanks were arm-wrestling, the Smokers were playing, who-can-smoke-the-most-cigs-at-once, and I'm too lazy to name what the rest of them were doing. Ignoring me, basically. The only Infected not here was the Witch. She only came to get sugar from the employee cupboards. Then all the Specials would watch her warily until she walked off. But anyway, they were still ignoring me. I looked down and saw a conveniently placed megaphone laying on the floor.
"HEY!" I yelled into it. The Hunters jumped so high their heads got stuck in the roof, the Smokers started choking on their smoke, and the two Tanks arm-wrestling sprained each-others wrists. I tossed down the microphone.
"Guess what!" I said happily. The Specials glared at me, apart from the Hunters who were stuck in the roof. But I'm sure they were trying to glare at me. I grinned.
"What?" Adam asked. He was a Hunter with a dark blue hoodie.
"I'm bored." I replied. They stared at me for a second.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Wolf said. He was an extremely large Tank, kind of like an alpha male of the Tanks.
"WAIT. Before you rip me to shreds then I respawn and annoy you some more"- annoyed looks-" I have a plan to cure our boredness!" I grinned my wolf grin. The Hunters had finally gotten themselves out the roof with many curses.
"I've got a bad feeling about this…" Kevin, the Smoker said.
2 minutes of Brownie telling them her plan later…
"NO. NO WAY. NO. NUH-UH."
"Oh come on, Smokey. Please?" I asked with puppy eyes.
"I don't know if that's a good idea, Brownie." Adam said, studying me.
"Are you kidding? That sounds wicked!" A female voice said. We looked up at the ceiling to see Sapphire hanging from a lamp. Sapphire is Adam's younger sister and my best friend. Like her name, she wore a sapphire hoodie. She is roughly a year older than me. Adam's very protective of her.
"Sapphire! Get down from there NOW!" Adam yelled.
"Kay'!" She yelled back, grinning.
"That's what I thought- OH SHIZ!" Adam looked up again to see a blue bundle falling at him. WHAM.
"You okay Sapphire?" I asked.
"Yeah. I used Adam as a cushion to break my fall." She replied grinning. "Don't know about Adam though." She stood up, and said to Adam,
"Thanks for helping Adam, but you really gotta move if you don't want to become injured." She said laughing.
"Wait! I have another idea!" I said smiling.
"Wha- Oh… Injury! That means…" She said.
"Oh no." Kevin said.
"I don't like where this is going…" Wolf said.
"AMBULANCE TIME!" Sapphire and I yelled together. Sapphire pulled out a cell phone from nowhere.
"Jock! We need an ambulance! STAT." Sapphire yelled after dialing a number. Jock was a Jockey. Pretty funny if you ask me. Maniacal laughter was heard on the other end of the phone.
"Jock?"
"Huh? Oh, sorry Sapphire. HAHAHA! I was watching a reality TV show where Justin Bieber gets beaten up by a squirrel! HAHA! And I'll get you the ambulance right away! HAHAHA!"
"Thanks Jock! Oh, and since when did the Infected get TV?"
"Since when did they get cell phones?" Came the reply.
"Touche."
"I'll be there in about ten seconds."
"Ok, bye!" She hung up.
"Do you really think he'll be here in ten seconds?" Wolf asked.
"Well, it is categorized as humor." I replied.
"What is?" Wolf asked, a confused expression on his face.
"Never mind."
2 seconds later…
-Ambulance siren-
"He's here!" Sapphire yelled. Howling was heard as well.
"He's attracting the horde!" Wolf yelled over the ruckus.
"YUP!" Me and Sapphire yelled.
"COME ON GUYS!" Jock called. Wolf slung Adam over his shoulder and ran out the door. We followed and saw Jock laughing like crazy driving the ambulance around in circles while the horde chased him howling. Jock parked it and yelled at us to get in the back. He threw boomer bile and a couple of pipe bombs over somewhere else. We clambered into the back of the emergency vehicle.
"GO GO GO!" Kevin yelled.
"See! I told you it would be awesome." Sapphire said.
"You never said that." Wolf said.
"Huh. Oh well."
In New Orleans…
"Did you guys hear that?" Rochelle whispered.
"Yeah, sounded like an ambulance." Nick said looking over where the noise had come from.
"Ya think we should check it out?" Ellis asked.
"I think so." Coach said.
Back in the ambulance…
"WHOO, HOO HOO!" I yelled out the window.
"YEAH!" Sapphire yelled.
"Hmmph." Wolf said.
"Come on, Wolf!" Sapphire said.
"What?"
"Yell!" Sapphire said.
"No, I'd rather not- ROAR!" Wolf half said, half yelled.
"That's the spirit!"
"Uh, I don't think that's what he was yelling about…" Kevin said peeking out the window. He pointed towards the figures of four people looking towards the van rushing off.
"Ohh… poop." Sapphire said, staring through a pair of binoculars. She gave them to me and I looked through them. One of them had a bloody white suit with a blue shirt underneath the jacket. Another was a female and wore a pink shirt, jeans, boots, and her hair was in a ponytail. The one standing next to her was a taller male with a trucker's cap, a yellow shirt that said 'Bull Shifters' with a clam underneath and pants with overalls tied around them and work boots. The final one was a tall, heavyset man with a purple and yellow polo shirt, and brown pants. But the worst thing? They all had weapons. Survivors.
"Oh fudgesicles." I said.
"I think we should let Wolf out before he goes on a rampage and destroys everything." Jock called.
"Excellent idea. I think Brownie should go too." Kevin said.
"What about me?" Sapphire whined.
"No…" Adam groaned.
"Meh." Sapphire said unhappily.
"Don't worry Saph. I'll bring back that kid's trucker cap." I said. Sapphire had always liked trucker caps.
"Oh really!" She asked happily.
"Yes."
"WHOOP!" She whooped.
Kevin opened the door and Wolf and I jumped out. He closed the door again. Before I could say anything, Wolf ran off in the direction of the survivors. I sighed. I climbed up a drainpipe, and jumped from rooftop to rooftop. I finally leapt to a building behind the survivors. Wolf was already beating up one of them. The other two were trying to save him. I saw an M-16 lying in an alleyway. Then I saw it's owner running towards it. The one with the blue and white trucker's cap.
"Heh heh. This is going to be a piece of cake." I chuckled quietly to myself. When he had picked up the gun and turned around, I leapt from the rooftop to a mattress lying on the ground. I crept up behind him and yanked his hat of his head with my teeth. He spun around and pointed his gun at me.
"What the- oh… it's just a puppy!" I sat down and wagged my tail.
"Can ah have mah hat back?" He said crouching down. I dropped it in front of him.
"That a girl! Come on, let's go show ya ta the others." We walked to the end of the alleyway.
"Ellis come on! We need your help!" The large man yelled.
"Ok! Now, ya stay here, ok?" The kid said. I licked his face.
"Aww. Comin' guys!" I watched but saw Wolf was about to get creamed. Suddenly, I came up with a plan. I started barking and ran towards Wolf. The survivors stopped shooting. I pretended to attack him. He took the hint and fell over, groaning.
"Wow. That dog just saved our lives!" The female said.
"I don't know. I have a bad feeling about that dog…" White suit guy said.
"Why?" The kid said.
"I dunno. Like the minute we turn our backs, it's going to turn into some huge monster or something." He replied.
"Hey, why don't we turn our backs then and see if Nick is right." The large man said.
"Fine." White suit guy said. They turned around. I grinned and silently transformed into my giant, ten foot tall, clawed, fanged, wolf. They turned around.
"Wow Nick… You're better at this than I thought."
"Yup… It would seem so."
"Run?"
"Yeah."
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" They ran off. Wolf stood up.
"Wow. Good call." He said.
"Thanks." I replied. The ambulance drove up next to us.
"Hey guys!" Jock said climbing out the front door.
"Hey Jock! Did you drop Adam off at the hospital?"
"No. Just as we arrived, Adam woke up and started beating up Sapphire with an IV stand for using him to break her fall." He replied grinning.
"Nice… Where are they now?" I asked.
"Sapphire's hiding in a closet, while Adam's trying to find her and Kevin went to the clubhouse." He replied.
"Ahh. Ok. Thanks Jock! Oh, and here's your payment." I handed him a six pack of root beer.
"WHOO! Thanks Brownie!" He said before climbing into the back of the ambulance and driving off.
"Huh. I wonder where the horde went?" I asked Wolf. He shrugged. Suddenly I felt a tapping on my shoulder. I turned around and saw a massive horde.
"Is this gonna hurt?" I asked the closest common to me. He nodded.
