Just Business

WARNING : This is a Naruto/Kingdom Hearts Crossover in an AU. This story is mainly a Yaoi, but does have some Yuri/hentai/threesomes in it. Before each sex scene, I shall post a warning to it's type so that those of you that don't like it can bypass it. Also This story will be posted on and , but will be censored for the FF people (AFF will get the non-censored stuff, YAY! ) There will be rather graphic scenes (and no not all sex graphics. ; ); these will also be placed in warnings. Thank you.

Summary: The S.I.K. is proposing a merger with The Big O which would highly profit both companies, BUT Otokage ( a rival of SIK) desires the merger for itself. They will try anything to stop it. When rumors spread in the other companies about their future partners' work ethics, both SIK and The Big Ocome up with suggestions as to find out if the rumors are true or not. With a few side bets for fun.

Pairing: Itachi/Demyx, Demyx/?, Kyuubi/Sephiroth, Sasuke/Sora, Naruto/Riku, Kakashi/Cloud, Kiba/SHino, Gaara/Axel, Orochimaru/Saix, Saix/?, Neji/Xigbar, Shikamaru/Luxord, Iruka/Laexus, Tenten/Hinata, Kabuto/Xemnas, Xemnas?, Jiraya/Marluxia, Kisame/?, Choji/Ino, Lee/Namine, Sakura/LArxene, Kankuro/Xaldin, Kankuro/??, Temari/Kairi/?, Sai/Roxas, Haku/Leon, Menma/Zexion, (these are the main pairings and others may crop up later )

Chapter 1

"Earlier today, the SIK Company announced the possibility of a merger with The Big O. Financial analyst, Tom Campbell, has joined us to discuss the profitability of such a mer-"

The silver haired young man didn't even flinch as tinkling glass and plastic exploded besides his head. "You called, sir?" Adjusting his glasses, Kabuto sidestepped the next item calmly as it too collided with the wall.

"We must find a way to stop this." Hissing, the taller figure turned back to the window in anger. His long black hair shining against the lights.

"Sir?"

"The merger. SIK must NOT gain Big O's resources!" Thought flashed from scenario to scenario. He must come up with something and quick. If only he had a way to destroy BOTH companies enough to slither in and conquer.

"What are your orders, sir?"

Smiling as his pet, Mando, Orochimaru promised evil incarnate. "Call the others. We have a lot of work to do."

(One week later: evening: SIK)

Music vibrated off every cubical in the large office followed closely by the laughter of the several employees. The scene was being played out on every floor of the SIK company. Tinkling crystal quickly drew attentions once the music disappeared. All eyes focused on the maniacally grinning red-head against the far wall.

"Welcome, one and all! I'm sure each of you, by now, have heard about the upcoming merger with Big O. Well to all the pessimists who thought it wouldn't happen... guess what? YOU WERE WRONG! Hahaha." A short burst of laughter greeted him, but he quickly continued. "So this party is for all of you , who are the blood and backbone of this company. Without you this could never have been possible. So drink, relax, and have fun! And no, you don't have top worry about coming in tomorrow; everyone has tomorrow off! Enjoy!"

Chuckling, he allowed the joyous roar of the employees push him into the private elevator at his back. Once the door slide shut, his smile disappeared. It doesn't take long for the ding to tell him he'd reached the upper offices.

"Well?" The quiet question conveyed meanings far beyond its worth.

Settling onto the desk infront of his silent, silver lover, Kyuubi smiled. "The rest are enjoying themselves as we speak. We have no fear of nay interruptions."

"Good. Then let us proceed." Raven locks obscured the crimson eyes as the other partner lowered his head from the skyline view. "I'm sure you are wondering why we've called this sudden meeting."

"Damn right! You better have a good reason for making us miss the party! I mean, we deserve a chance to have a little fu-" Muffled curses completed the irritated blond's rant.

"Dobe, shut up and let Itachi talk already." Jerking his head back, Naruto took an easily avoided swing at his friend. "Don't tell me what to do, TEME!"

Kyuubi rubbed his head to ward off the incoming headache. "Naruto, we ALL want to get this over with quickly. So, PLEASE, sit down and shut up!"

"But, Kyu." Death walked silently over Naruto's grave as his brother's lover settled his gaze on him. He knew how cruel Sephiroth was. He also knew that the ONLY reason he wasn't dead yet was because he was his beloved Kyuubi's little brother. But Naruto didn't doubt that if Sephiroth thought he could get away with it, they'd be short one annoying Uzumaki. Gulping, he took the wise road and shut the hell up.

Itachi merely raised an eyebrow at Sephiroth's control over his future brother-in-law and continued. "As I was saying, I'm sure you have heard about the disturbing rumors of our future partner's business practices. WE must devise a plan of action to better assess these threats and take the appropriate actions for damage control."

Thoughtful eyes reflected back to the elder Uchiha. "Why don't we just ask them if they're true?"

The resounding thwap of Sasuke's strike against the back of Naruto's head echoed wonderfully. "Dobe. If we ask them, they would deny it whether it was true or not."

Growling, the blonde rubbed the back of his head. "Well at least it was a suggestion. I don't see YOU coming up with anything, Teme."

"Troublesome. It maybe easier to plant informants in their offices. "Spoke the napping brunette from the floor. "Especially since several new openings will develop with the upcoming merger."

Silent looks passed between all in the room, but it was Sephiroth's slow evil grin that conveyed everything. "That is a VERY entertaining proposition." Purring from his lover's smile, Kyuubi moved around the desk into his lap. "I second Shikamaru's plan. It has a lot of merit, but I also suggest that we ONLY send ones we can trust to complete their missions."

"In other words, " Itachi finished in thought, " only those in the room will do."

Frowns spotted around the group as they digested the information. "But, what about those of us that are actually NEEDED here?" Sai retorted leaning against the couch's back trying to nibble Naruto's ear as he squirmed away.

"Hmm. The more known employees will remain here. " Kyuubi nuzzled Sephiroth's neck in thought. "Kakashi, you will have to remain as director of human resources, but Shikamaru can be sent since he is just an assistant. Sai, you as well, will go. Being my assistant will make it easier for you to fit in."

"But wha-" Blinking, Sai's eyes darkened in regret. His favorite target... er... boss was sending him away. Well that would greatly cut down his 'playtime'.

"I'll get someone to take over for you temporarily to keep up appearances. I need your eyes for details in Big O." Naruto was snickering at poor Sai's predicament, but Itachi cut it short.

"Naruto, you shall join them. "

"WHAT???!!!!" Now Sai chuckled evilly.

Itachi continued unphased by the interruption. "Sasuke is a director , so can not leave. You , however, are merely my assistant . " He noticed the deep breath intake to argue and decided to derail it quickly. "As Kyuubi's brother, I know I can trust you. You, also, have a natural talent to get people to open up to you. That is exactly what we need above all else." The fox's grin was enough to tell his boss he'd do it without any more qualms.

Turning towards the final instigator, everyone held their breaths. Sephiroth debated his options, petting his red-head's soft locks. "I believe my assistant, Neji, will be invaluable to this task. Gaara, I also want your assistant, Menma, as well as your brother, Kankuro, to accompany the others. All their talents and expertise will be needed." Gaara nodded silently as well as the others in acceptance of their fates.

"So. How do we get hired at Big O?"

All three partners shared the same smile. "We'll take care of that. Just be here bright and early in the morning." The elder raven said as he turned again to the skyline. "We have a long day tomorrow."

(Same evening : Big O)

Knocking on the large double doors, Riku rolled his eyes at the antics behind him.

" But Roxy!" A tall red-head whined pathetically at the shorter blond.

"Don't 'but Roxy' me, Axel! I've told you to keep your wandering hands to yourself!"

"I know, but you don't have to be so violent. These love pats of yours are just a little too hard." Axel rubbed the arm gently that Roxas assaulted with breaking force. Luckily, Axel's bones were pretty dense. Too bad that went for his head as well.

Riku could just HEAR the vein throbbing in Roxas's forehead. Keeping his snicker to himself, he almost felt sorry for his friend. Almost being the operative word here. You'd think after four years of shoot downs, Axel'd get the idea. Roxas didn't like him as a lover. Just a friend and coworker. End of story. But poor Axel was still deluding himself.

"That was NOT a love pat!!!! And IF you don't quit, you're going to be short a little pe-" Riku was glad the doors finally opened cutting off Roxas's rather graphic threats. Striding softly across the rich maroon and silver carpet, he paid little attention to the crystal and gold decorations throughout the large room. Roxas and Axel, on the other hand, openly gaped for a few moments before scurrying back to him. Several other directors and assistants were sitting around the heavy wood conference table. By the silence and glares. Everyone was waiting for them. If it wasn't for Riku leading them in, they'd have fought severe embarrassment.

Taking his position to the side of Big O's president, Riku indicated their seats as well. At Xemnas's nod, Riku began. "You are all aware of the distressing reports presented to us about our future partners, SIK. We have called this emergency meeting to address these issues."

Several voices rose at the implications. Rumors like these, if true, would destroy the company. Quickly rapping on the table, the other silver haired man called all attention forward once more. "Are there any ideas as to possible solutions?" Each director received Xemnas's unnerving gaze.

Silence crept around the table as everyone entered deep thoughts on the matter. Axel watched his adorable blond boss for several minuets wondering why he didn't speak up. After all that was why Riku had brought them in the first place. He'd heard of Roxas's plan and thought the others should as well. Nudging hard into his ribs, Axel got a satisfying yelp in return. All eyes quickly turned on him.

"Roxas? Do you have something to say?" Smirking, Riku leaned further back in his chair.

Gulping, Roxas stood after sending a death glare to his 'innocently working' assistant. As if the evil satisfied smirk wasn't tale enough. "Um. I was thinking earlier, sirs and madams, that we need a way to verify these rumors. Well, I would suggest hiring undercover agents to infiltrate SIK and acquire the needed information."

Nodding, Xemnas leaned back as well. "And I assume you already have someone in mind?"

Feeling more confident, Roxas crossed his arms. "Yes, sir. As a matter of fact, I do. I have two brothers and a cousin that currently work for the United Kingdoms Elite undercover agency. They are very good at their jobs and discreet. I can speak to them and their boss about the specifics. Quickly and quietly are their main mantras."

"Hmmm." Looking unsure, Xemnas glanced around at the others. "Are there any other ideas?"

Amid the shaking heads, Riku leaned forward. "I actually second Roxas's plan. It has the best possibilities. Also, I know several of the UKE employees as well as the owners. There would be no leaks linking them to us. Even IF they get caught."

The dark look lifted slightly as Xemnas stood. "Very well. Roxas and Riku, contact this United Kingdoms Elite tomorrow. We only have three months to decide whether to continue the merger or not. After that the contract will be ready and signed. They had BETTER succeed." The threat hovered over Roxas's head as he merely nodded. Satisfied, Xemnas left in a flurry of quiet voices.

Roxas sat heavily in his seat, dazed and shocked. It wasn't until he felt a warm hand running silently under his shirt that he came back to reality. Swatting the hand away, he turned his cold glare on the perpetrator. "AXEL."

Laughter greeted him as the red head danced out of reach. "See. I told you that'd wake him up."

Shaking his head, Riku swatted Axel quickly as he strolled by. "Come on you two. We have a lot of work to do planning this out before we speak to Jiraya."