Summary: He needs a place to stay. She has room under her bed. Can they keep it a secret?
Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club or Natural Monument.
Author's Note: "Ousanshouuo (Which means Japanese giant salamander) is the largest living amphibian and is a specially preserved species. Kero is the sound of a frog croaking."
Author's Note: Natural Monument, Kero, Ousanshouuo, Little Dude, Giant Salamander…they are all the same character. Please excuse the several nicknames. He does not have an official name that I know of.
Haruhi woke up one fine morning on the hard floor to discover a salamander the size of her head had taken over her bed. She read the clock like a clock because it was a clock. The clock had the numbers: 3:00AM on it. But AM isn't a number.
In disbelief that he had stolen her bed and her beauty rest, she found an extra pillow in her closet and dropped it on the ground. Next, she dropped the salamander on the ground on top of the pillow. Then she pushed the pillow plus endanger species under the bed. Lastly, Haruhi fell back to sleep.
In the morning, Haruhi has forgotten to whole thing. Maybe she just assumed it was a dream. But that changes when she enters the bathroom to brush her teeth, and she sees the little dude bathing in her sink.
"No! Get out of here, I'm indecent! kero!" He shouts in a voice that sounds as if he is gurgling as he talks. Haruhi immediately blushes and runs out of the bathroom, shutting the door behind her. She then remembers that he is a salamander and there is no reason to blush.
Haruhi then remembers that he must hurry and finish bathing in her sink because she needs to take a shower and get ready for school. Luckily, moments later the bathroom door opens with steam escaping into her room. The salamander walks out with a towel wrapped around his bald head.
"That's was a good bath kero," He says.
"WHAT ARE YOU?" Haruhi asks.
"I am an Ousanshouuo. Nice to meet you kero," he says, bowing.
Haruhi frowns at him. "You can't live here, Natural Monument. We barely have enough space for me and my dad."
Natural Monument shakes his head. "If I don't live here, the world will end. kero."
Haruhi is very disturbed to hear this and realizes she must keep him here. "Well why is it this home, anyway? Why are you hear?"
"Well," He says, "kero." Haruhi headdesks.
"Okay, well if you really have to, then you can stay here," Haruhi says. Kero nods.
"I have to get ready for school now. Make sure you stay out of sight." Haruhi begins to brush her teeth.
Kero walks in and says, "Oh is that what that is for? I thought it was for scrubbing my back. kero." Haruhi spit takes in Kero's face.
"Forget tooth brushing today. I'll buy a new one after school. I just need to take a shower." Haruhi says, irritated.
Kero screams, "No, don't open that, kero!" But it was too late. Haruhi had pulled back the curtain. She immediately pulls the curtain back over it. Slowly turning her head she says, "What…the…hell…was…that?"
But Giant Salamander was not there when she turned around. She searched for it around the house for a short while but then she realized the time! She was going to be late to school!
She quickly grabs her backpack and forgets all about the little freak by the time she gets to school. "Hey, is my backpack heavier than usual?"
Author's Note: Yes, a very short chapter indeed. Well, it is mostly just a prologue/intro thing. We are about to get into more Ouran stuff. ((Characters other than Haruhi)) Have Fun Reviewing. Reviewing. Reviewing.
