The Mansion
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
T'was the night before Christmas, something something something yadda yaddda.
On to the point. Our ramen loving nin was feasting upon a bowl of the Christmas special ramen. Boy did this man love his wheat-based treats. While slurping, Naruto is interrupted by the freaky snake-lady Anko.
"Heeeeeeey Naruto! Hokage wants to see you" She said as she did the poofy-no jutsu.
One poofy jutsu later.
"What do you want Tsunade-baachan?"
"How many times do I have to beat you senseless to stop calling me an old lady?"
Naruto thought for a moment. "14 times so far, baa-chan!"
The Hokage twitched with anger.
"Sigh, what's the use? Your retarded already…"
"Yeah…" Naruto agreed.
"Naruto, you will go will Anko, Maito Gai, Armbrame (Sp?) Shino and 2020 Tenten to a secret mansion uphill of Konohana. Your mission is to find the Holy, I mean Wholly Wheat Grain Bread. Its powers of healing is astounding."
"YOSH! LETS VENTURE OFF!" Gai shrieked.
The 5some arrived near the mansion.
"Why do I feel like I'm in a bad horror movie?" Ten Ten asked.
"Why do I feel like my life is in the hands of a youngster with a computer" Naruto asked.
"Quit your whining and lets go!" Anko commanded.
"Dango no jutsu!" Anko chanted. A stick of dango appered and she munched on the sweet dumpling.
"This jonin is weird…." Ten Ten thought.
"…" Shino said.
The fivesome went in the mansion. Unfortunely, the door closed behind him like a bad horror movie. The doors surrounding then also closed.
"NANI?" Gai screamed.
"Crap, it's a trap!" Anko informed. Duh! Everyone except Naruto already knew that.
"Fools… You are stranded here forever until you learn a valuable lesson in teamwork! MWUHAHAHAH" A mysterious voice boomed.
"Oh no… I'm trapped with a freak, a nutcase, an idiot and Shino…" Tenten said.
"What's so bad about being Shino?" Shino asked.
"Your just so… Shinoish… It's freaky…"
"Hhahaha! Who's the idiot?" Naruto asked.
"O.o… -- " everyone said.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"TT WHY TENTEN? WHY HAVE YOU INSULTED ME?" GAI (ahem) Gai shrieked.
"Kakashi was right, you are a freak…" Anko muttered.
"You heard the voice right? We have to work together as a team. That is the rule" Shino said.
"Yeah… DANGO NO JUTSU!" Anko chanted.
Short Intro Chap!
