25 Things You Should Never Do To Pikachu
1. Never call it a worthless yellow rat.
2. Never say that Ash is a retard (even if it's true).
3. Never go near Pikachu with your bike.
4. If you do, don't expect to ever get it replaced.
5. Don't pinch its cheeks.
6. Don't say you're part of Team Rocket.
7. Especially not Team Reject.
8. Never say, "Prepare for trouble and make it double" or "To protect the world from devastation, to unite all peoples within our nation".
9. Never call Ash a twerp.
10. Don't suggest that it should evolve.
11. Never threaten to hurt its friends.
12. Never ask it to be nice to Meowth.
13. Never fly a hot-air ballon near it.
14. Especially a Meowth-head balloon.
15. Never tell it that the Rejects will someday succeed.
16. Never put it on a giant super-powerful magnet.
17. Never compare it to a Magikrap.
18. Never dress up as a bottle of ketchup near it.
19. Never tell it where your ketchup stash is.
20. Never lock it in a small room with Dawn's Buneary.
21. Especially not if May's Glaceon is there too.
22. Never dress it up in a maid outfit or dress.
23. Never parade Ashley around in front of it.
24. Don't tell it Brock is good with girls.
25. Never go on and on about how great Raichu are.
