China Ryn grinned as Mattie accepted her IMing invitation.

CRFTW: wazzup?
Dei-dei_luver: nothing.

China Ryn jumped when her laptop was stolen from her lap.
"Hey-" She looked up to see Light Yagami grinning as he IMed Mattie.

CRFTW: YOU THERE! DE-DEI_LUVER! DO YOU LOVE KIRA?
Dei-dei_luver: Huh? China?

She jumped into action and grabbed her computer back.

CRFTW: Sorry, KIRA STOLE MY COMPUTER!
Dei-dei_luver: wt grell?

Light retaliated by taking the computer back.

CRFTW: DO YOU LOVE KIRA?
Dei-dei_luver: yeah…
CRFTW: THEN BECOME MY GODDESS AND WE CAN RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER!

China Ryn bopped Light on the head and nabbed her computer.

Dei-dei_luver: Okay! I 3 u kira!
CRFTW: no! don't give into to evil, saki-chan!
Dei-dei_luver: Kira is here? Where?

Mattie nearly screamed when L stood before her.
"I'll take that. It might have evidence for the Kira Case."

CRFTW: L? What the grell is going on?
Dei-dei_luver: Is Kira there? Call me Ryuzaki.

Light stared at the computer. L had found him all the way in this alternate dimension?

CRFTW: yeah. Your theories were all

Light snatched the computer.

INCORRECT. KIRA IS THAT MATTIE GIRL BEFORE YOU.

Mattie, having recovered her senses, gently grabbed her computer.

Dei-dei_luver: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME?

China Ryn whacked Light with a very heavy anthology of Edgar Allen Poe's work. He passed out.

CRFTW: Kira is Light Yagami. Mattie can take you to my house to pick him up. He is currently… asleep…

L looked at the computer screen from over Mattie's shoulder.
"Asleep? How did he fall asleep so quickly?" L asked the girl before him.
"China Ryn probably broke a bottle on his head or something. She really hates Light/Kira."
"Ah, well, tell her we're coming to collect him now."

Dei-dei_luver: We're coming. Wutcha do to Kira?
CRFTW: I hit him upside the head with poetry.
Dei-dei_luver: Okaaaay…

When Mattie reached China Ryn's place of residence with L, Light had woken up and was rubbing a sore spot on his head.
"Come now Light, we need to find Watari." When L reached for Light's hand to guide him, they disappeared in a flash of yaoi magic.
"What the grell just happened?" China Ryn asked.
"I have no idea," said Mattie. "I really don't."


The Lady Phantomhive can explain. Sort of. She had been IMing her friend, Mattie, and thought it would be funny if Death Note characters came and such... She apologizes greatly for the delay on I Will Never Forget You. She has excuses.