GET OUT OF MY AIR VENT!

A/N: Takes place during "Two Chads" a short Zora fic. Everyone loves Zora!

I knew that Chad Dylan Cooper wasn't good for Sonny. We told her that! We all warned her! He'd done so many stupid things. I don't care if he liked her before she started crushing on her! He's an egotistical moron!

"He had a stunt double go on dates because he thought he'd get hurt!" Sonny was holding back tears. She's just dumped that "Mackenzie Falls" jerk and was sitting in the prop room with all of us retelling the story.

"Sonny, I'm sorry but guys are dogs." Tawni of all people was comforting Sonny! Wow things have changed around here… "Especially Hollywood guys; they're the worst dogs of all." Nico and Grady nodded emphatically. I snorted. As if they'd know!

Later on, I was hiding in the air vents near Tawni and Sonny's room. And CHAD DYLAN COOPER was in front of me. I shuffled soundlessly closer to him. I could hear him pleading with Sonny. At least he felt bad about what he did. I still feel no sympathy for him. And what the heck was he doing in my vents?!

"Sonny, we're going together on celebrity first mates together! Don't you want to 'set sail' on the sea of forgiveness?" I scoffed. The idiot still didn't hear me. So, not only is he a jerk, but he's a deaf jerk. Shock and disbelief. I listened closely to Sonny's answer.

"No. I'd rather set sail on the Titanic! At least those people had a decent meal before they went down!" Tawni's loud giggle was muffled by her hand and the vent walls, but I could still hear it. And I had to hold in my laughter as well. GO SONNY!

After much arguing back and forth, I could saw Chad's smug smirk. He had managed to get Sonny to go on the show with him. Not that she'd had much choice. She was going to go with Chad's doppelganger because he'd been on more dates with her than the real Chad. But Grady and Nico had been dumb enough to break almost every bone in Chazz Milton Looper's body. As a last resort, Sonny decided to go back on her original plans, and was forced to go with Chad.

Chad began to crawl back towards me. He jumped when he saw me, banging his head on top of the vent.

"Ouch!" he yelped. That serves him right. "When did you get here?" I ignored him.

"Be glad this space is too small for me to use my new kick-boxing moves on you!" I punched him in the stomach. "But I can still give you this. Now, GET OUT OF MY AIR VENT!"

Sonny's P.O.V

As soon as Chad left, I flopped onto the sofa and began to scrub my eyes to erase any trace of tears. Tawni rubbed me gently on the back. Then, as I reached toward the tissue box, I heard the distinctive voice of Chad yelling
"Ouch!" and then, a dangerous voice came through the vent.

"GET OUT OF MY AIR VENT!"

A/N: So, what did you guys think? I know I had a couple caps locks in there, but I wanted some way to emphasize the words, and bold lettering didn't seem right. So, here it is. I don't believe we even see Zora in this episode, so this shows a small insight to her thoughts if she HAD been there. Hope you liked it! R&R!