Ninjas at Hogwarts


It was a beautiful morning in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. The grass was a beautiful (or not) green spandex green (cough-gai-sensei-cough), the nin-birds (1) were chirping, and this was all about to be ruined in 5 seconds.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHbreatheAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I'M LATE!"

The citizens of Konoha absent-mindedly took off their earmuffs in unison and continued on thier way. The villagers didn't question this strange outburst. It always came from the same person. Naruto...


"...Uzmaki, reporting for duty!" said our favourite blond, grinning like mad as he found his team mates. His

youthful grin earned him a pound on the head from Sakura. "BAKA! YOU'RE LATE!" screamed the pink

-haired scary lady. Naruto massaged his head. "Gomen, Sakura-chan." mumbled Naruto, looking sadder

than the lonliest puppy. Sakura's eyes softened. "Allright, I forgive you. Besides, we're still waiting for

Kakashi. I'll blame him instead if I'm late for my date with Lee lee-kun."

(Yes my friends, you have heard right. Sakura has been dating Rock Lee for a year. (They're 16.) She

had dismissed her crush on Sasuke as a childish crush. Now she treats them both like brothers.)

Naruto brightened up and turned his attention to Sasuke. The attention was rewarded with a single word;

"Dobe."

"I'M NOT A DOBE, TEME!"

"Whatever."

Why I oughta-"

A small poofing sound distracted everyone and alerted them that their sensei had arrived.

"Yo."

Mixed reactions followed. I'll let you guess who said what:

"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!"

"I'M GOING TO BE LATE! I PROMISED WOCKY-KUN I'D BE THERE BY 6, AND I ONLY HAVE 10 HOURS TO PREPARE!"

And the response to all was:

"He, sorry. I was making out with a certain dolphin..."

"Ewww." complained Naruto. "We didn't have to know what you do with Iruka when you're alone..."Kakashi's grin was visible behind his mask. "Anyway, the mission for today is... whoever gets to the Hokage's tower last has to carry all the luggage!" And with that, the scarecrow disappered in a puff of smoke.

He left behind three very confused ninjas. But only for a second. Ninjas act first, think later. Or both at the same time, if they can think about what their senseis say while performing a teleporting jutsu.


Two puffs of smoke suddenly appeared in the Hokage's spacious office. A blonde woman was seated at her desk, along with Kakashi and an elderly-looking man with half moon specs.

"Hooray, Sasuke and Sakura are here." drawled a bored Tsunade. "Where's the brat?"

"If you mean me, I'm right here granny!" said an indignant voice from the ceiling. The "brat" was hanging upside down from the ceiling. "Hey, who's the old guy beside you? And Kakashi, what do you mean by luggage?" A visible vein popped on Tsunade's forehead. "Gaki, be quiet andplease be seated. The "old guy" beside me is Dumbledore-san. He is you're employer."

Naruto quickly jumped off the ceiling and took a seat with Sasuke and Sakura. (Don't ask me why there

are so many chairs in the Hokage's office. I honestly don't why.)


Well, read and review! This is my first story, so all reviews will be taken into consideration. Thanks! Suggestions will also be taken as well.

(1) Hey, if there are nin-dogs, why not nin-birds?