Rope-A-Dope Kid (Vodka on the Rocks Mix)

Ring around the countertop

Vodka stained ingrained wood

(such a shame)

Liquored up lacquer damage

I think this surface got more than me

(so freaking unfair)

These wood floor pores are vodka whores

So of course I'm just a little bit pissed

(wouldn't you be?)

And now I'm left here to wonder why

The vodka is always gone

(oh the humanity)

So if you find your countertop

Drunker than you are or want to be

(how did that happen?)

Then consider the embarrassing possibility

That you're playing this game all wrong

(so wrong)