Title: The ARK Angels of DX in I-CAN:D
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Candice Michelle, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Vickie Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Candice Michelle is determined to get back in the ring and returns much stronger than before but there's more to her recovery than meets the eye. Find out more in the next adventure of the ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter One – Forget Me Not
General Hospital, Orlando, FL, 9am:
The WWE Superstars ventured down to Orlando to visit Edge and Carlito only to find out they had checked themselves out and gone home. So they arrived at Carlito's house with more curse words than loving ones.
"Thanks for telling us you were gonna check out guys," Christian said and Edge smiled nursing his burned hand while Carlito went to make breakfast and the wrestlers gasped when they saw the severe burns to his face and body.
"I look that bad huh?" Carlito said getting eggs out of the refrigerator and dropped them because his hands were so badly burned. Shawn and Hunter cleaned up the mess while Jeff brought Carlito over to them.
"No Carly that's okay," Jeff Hardy said remembering how bad Carlito's cooking was and saved everybody from remembering, "we've already eaten right guys?"
Everyone nodded, "Yeah thanks Carlito," Hunter said while Shawn gave the cool one a hug.
"You're the man Carlos," he said respectfully and Carlito tried to smile but his face pained him everytime he smiled so he nodded instead.
"Hey where's my hug?" Edge said jealously.
"Did you bring the Robe of Righteousness?" Shawn asked Hunter who shook his head, "Edge you need to let go of your jealousy, I'm a married man now get over it,"
Edge pouted and Shawn couldn't resist and hugged him, "Thank you," Edge said and Hunter slapped them both upside the head.
"Will you guys knock it off?" he said.
"Hey this guy saved Carlito's life you could stand to show a little appreciation yourself Hunter," Shawn said.
"If I showed the appreciation that you did right now I'd be picking out curtains with you two down in South Beach," Hunter replied.
Christian came over and hugged his best friend, "I'm glad you're okay man," he said.
"Is Randy okay?" Edge asked about his former tag team partner and everyone exchanged glances.
"Well . . ." Hunter started.
"It depends on what you mean by okay," Rey Mysterio said and Edge and Carlito frowned.
"If you mean did the ARK Angels send the Spirit of Cain back to Hell and free Randy and Simone then yeah he's a-okay," Jeff Hardy said.
"But if you mean if there's nothing bothering him right now," Ashley added and Christian decided to break the news everybody else was pussy-footing around.
"Trish and Randy are together," he said and Edge and Carlito's mouths dropped.
"What!" they said at the same-time.
"Randy and Trish?!" Edge said in disbelief.
"Trish and Randy?!" Carlito said.
"Yeah we can't believe it either," Matt Hardy said.
"But its true," Torrie Wilson said, "and they're gonna have a baby,"
Edge and Carlito's mouths dropped even lower, "A baby?!" they said at the same-time and looked at each other in disbelief and ran their hands through their hair.
"You see the Spirit of Cain was trying to destroy Trish so that she wouldn't hook up with Randy and get pregnant," Hunter said.
"Their baby is going to be the last member of the new ATM," Shawn added.
"Wow!" Edge and Carlito said at the same-time, "It all makes sense now," Edge said, "that's the reason why Randy's been under attack all this time!"
"And it's the reason Trish forgot who she was in Christ!" Carlito added amazed by this news.
"She remembers now though," Shawn said, "the angry bitter Trish is dead the Truth however will be back on the road tonight,"
"She's coming back to work and quite frankly I can't wait to see the look on the Divas' faces when she tells them who the new man in her life is," Torrie Wilson said and everyone laughed thinking about Victoria and Michelle McCool's reaction to this news that had shocked them all.
"So this is another one of God's Holy Hook Ups," Edge said and Shawn nodded.
"The latest in the series," he replied thinking of Amy and his unborn baby girl Rebecca.
"Amy and Melina must be ecstatic, they're all gonna be mothers!" Edge said, "I gotta talk to Randy and give him my congratulations, where is he?"
"He's still taking this all in, he's gone to Santa Monica with Melina," Shawn said and Edge frowned.
"And Johnny's okay with that?" Edge asked suspiciously, "I mean Randy did RKO his pregnant wife, I better go over there and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid," Edge said heading for the door but Shawn pulled him back.
"Relax macho man, Johnny's gonna be fine," Shawn told him, "the reason Melina and Randy are so close is because their children are going to be part of the new ATM that's all,"
Edge nodded, "How did you know that?" he asked Shawn who smiled proudly.
"My son told me," he said polishing off his nails on his lapel, "he's Amazing, just like his old man,"
Hunter rolled his eyes, "Your perverted son ain't got nothing on my awesome daughter,"
"Which one?" Christian asked.
"Both of them although Aurora hasn't been her usual weather changing self since the Spirit of Cain went to town on Randy and Simone," Hunter said, "that reminds me," he said flipping his cell phone open and dialing home, "Lisa, I want my door fixed by the time I get home. Wait who is this, oh I'm sorry sweetie I thought . . . well tell her to tell Cheyenne Uncle Hunter said thank you. Now what are you wearing, just a towel? You just got out of the shower wow that's hot!"
Shawn's ears perked up, "Who you talking to, Joanie?" he asked thinking Chyna had answered the phone.
"No your wife," Hunter replied and Shawn snatched the phone out of his best friend's hand while everyone laughed.
"Hello?" he said expecting to hear his wife's sweet voice on the other end of the phone but it turns out it was Joanie and he went red with embarrassment, "sorry Joanie I just got ribbed," he said and hung up.
"Are you protective of Amy or what?" Rey said to Shawn who shrugged because it was true.
"I've gotta be, you would be too if you lived with this guy, and you call my son perverted?" Shawn said to Hunter.
"He is perverted he knows you and Amy have sex," Hunter replied.
"Me and Amy are not having sex," Shawn replied his voice getting loud, "we haven't had sex in a week!"
"Okay Shawn do you really want the whole neighborhood to know that?" Carlito said quieting his boss down.
"I can't help it I'm frustrated, we used to do it all the time now we can't because its like Cameron's right there in the room with us while we're doing it," Shawn explained and everyone scrunched their noses up in disgust.
"EW!" they all said, "Why would God give him that much wisdom?" Matt Hardy asked.
"So me and Amy don't have sex until Rebecca's born," Shawn replied and everyone shook their heads feeling sorry for the Showstoppa.
"God really does have the final say in your life doesn't He?" Christian said and Shawn nodded.
"He certainly does and I wouldn't want it any other way, because after Rebecca's born its all hands on Amy," Shawn said and Matt and Edge exchanged glances.
"We know what that's like," Edge said and Matt laughed until Shawn chased them out of the house.
"We'll see you guys in Arizona," Hunter said and pulled out his list, "Shawn come on we've got a house call to make,"
HBK released Edge from his reverse figure four leg lock after the Rated R Superstar tapped out on the grass, "whose house are we calling?" Shawn asked after Super-kicking Matt Hardy coming over to Hunter whose face lit up with excitement.
"Candice Michelle," Hunter replied dreamily and Shawn sighed and wagged his finger at Hunter firmly.
"We're going purely out of courtesy to the former Women's Champion, we won't be taking her temperature or performing examinations of any kind you got that?" Shawn said firmly and Hunter pouted.
"Not even to change her bandage?" he whined as they got into the DX Machine and drove to the airport.
"Candy's been out for a long time, why don't we go with them?" Ashley said and Jeff nodded jumping on top of the DX Machine and sliding in through the open roof. Ashley wanted to follow but her leg was still a little banged up.
"Come on Ashley," Jeff called.
"On second thoughts you go ahead, you guys wanna go to California and get healed?" she asked Edge and Carlito who nodded, "I'll go with you, Jeff tell Candy healing's on the way!"
"Okay!" Jeff said sliding into the Hummer limousine putting his feet up on Triple H who was not amused.
"We need to talk about your lack of professionalism," he said knocking Jeff's feet off his lap and suddenly another body came in through the roof of the limo one that Hunter and Shawn were all too familiar with.
"We need to talk about my lack of a World title shot," Shelton Benjamin said and DX rolled their eyes knowing it was going to be a long trip to Candice Michelle's house.
