Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
"Do you know what we should do, guys? That would get us money AND fame?" Ron excitedly whispered to his two best friends, The Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter and their know-it-all buddy, Hermione Granger.
"What, Ronald?" Hermione, too, was excited by the prospect of more money.
"We make our OWN spells! Just like the Prince!" The Prince or Half-Blood Prince made his own spells and, when he went to Hogwarts, printed them in the margins of his Potions textbook (which was now in Harry's possession).
Without saying a word (except for muttering spell-book titles) each pulled out their many Charms and Transfiguration textbooks.
"Well, trying to combine two or more spells to get an effect from both spells..." muttered Hermione, deep in thought. "Or, making a new spell altogether..." Clearly, she didn't know where to start, there were so many possibilities.
"Hey! Hey guys, I got something!" Ron seemed excited, so they assumed that he had made an important discovery. "I have a new spell! I saw this thing on , and I made a spell!"
"Okay then, Ron, try it on me," an ecstatic Hermione answered. In fact, she was so excited that she totally ignored the fact that she had no idea what this spell did, let alone the name.
"Mary-Sue Transformicus!" Hermione sat on the couch, swelled with pride because she was going to be the first one to experience a brand-new spell.
I, Hermione Starlit Rose Jadine Gran- wait, what?
That was when the transformation began. Hermione's bushy hair straightened itself as her feet grew smaller and her stomach slimmer. Her eyes were not the usual amber-like color, but multicolored and sparkly. Her Hogwarts uniform fitted itself and got accustomed to her body shape, which had (obviously, but positively) changed. Her lips were fuller, and the fact that she was wearing no makeup made her seem even more drop-dead gorgeous. Hermione Granger was now beautiful, or as Harry and Ron said (in awe) 'Supermegafoxyawesomehot'.
But, unfortunately, Hermione's looks wasn't the only thing that changed.
"Well, what are you idiots gawking at? Go! Do whatever stupid little boys like you do! Let me rest in peace." The last word she spat at Harry and Ron, who didn't need to be told twice. They dropped their things and ran, leaving a comical trail of dust in their wake. The new Hermione chuckled softly and picked up the Prince's book, examining the almost untidy scrawl. "Hmmm..."
A\N: A new fanfiction? What am I getting myself into? Everyone, I have an announcement. This is a Mary-Sue SPOOF, I don't mean to offend anyone. This is a Mary-Sue in my mind. Until next chapter!
