Hello Everybody reading this, welcome to a new story I've been wanting to write. Being new to fanfiction, I decided to browse some other stories, one that caught my attention was the Loud House x Paper Mario (By Ofortheloveofpete). I loved the idea of the series and thought it be cool. I didn't want to do any Paper Mario stories (Though I would have loved to do Super Paper Mario) I thought of something different, something older, something more obscure, thus my new story, Super Mario x Loud House, Super Loud RPG. Enjoy. (Note I do not own Mario or The Loud House, they are owned by their respective creators)
-Jerry
Chapter 0 – "A Premonition"Lincoln was in front of his computer today, like most days. He had a wide collection of games, but he wanted to expand his repertoire. He was browsing eBay to see if he could find a good game for a good buy. He did indeed have a game in mind, Super Mario RPG. He had seen a few videos of it on YouTube and thought it looked fun. As he browsed he noticed something out of the corner of his eye, not on the computer, but looking in from outside of his room, it was of course Lucy.
He chose to ignore Lucy for the time being as he was the highest bidder at the time with a grand price of $77.69. Suddenly he felt a chill behind him and a tug on his shirt.
"Hey"
"Ahhh! Oh, man you really did scare me Lucy, also, where did you come from?" Said Lincoln, still in shock.
"To busy looking at the computer, figures." Lucy replied.
"You are going to have to wait Lucy, I have the top bid on this game with a minute left, I'm close to my money cap though."
Lincoln checked the screen, the price went up.
"85 whole dollars! I only have 90 in my bank account! This game better be worth it."
CLICK.
"You know, I was looking on 4chan earlier, someone is selling that very game for much less, and he lives near us." Lucy said.
"Not right now Lucy, I'm not trusting someone from one of your weird websites. Plus, you don't just say where you live on the internet, there are a bunch of creeps on there." Lincoln replied, annoyed.
"Suit yourself, just putting that idea on the table Lincoln."
"BEEP, the price is now $92.57 to ButlerBroe87. Sold to ButlerBroe87." The computer beeped.
"Great." Lincoln said sarcastically, "Lucy, what is the deal for the game again?"
"Oh, the one you didn't want to ask about because it was on 4chan?" Lucy replied "Here are the details, just send the money to this address and you'll get it in a day or to."
"Isn't sending money through the mail ille— "
Lincoln looked behind himself to realize that Lucy had disappeared somewhere.
"How is she so sneaky?" Lincoln wondered to himself.
-The Next Day-"Mom, do we have any stamps? Besides the ones, you use for Christmas cards of course." Lincoln asked.
"Well, we do have some on the kitchen counter if you want to grab so— "
"Great thanks!" Lincoln responded as he rushed for the kitchen.
As he grabbed the stamps he felt nervous about what he was about to do. He also wondered how much money he needed to put in the envelope.
"2.57"
"What was that! Ugg, Lucy. Where did you even, wait never mind, thanks." Lincoln said
And with that Lucy disappeared, most likely to her room. Lincoln put the money in the envelope, licked it sealed and put a stamp on it.
"How many stamps should I put on it? Lucy said the person lived close. I think one will be fine." Lincoln thought.
And with that Lincoln put the money in the mailbox and anxiously waited for his new game. Lucy went over to him to tell something she had yet to inform Lincoln with.
"I forgot to mention something to you Lincoln."
"Oh, what is it Lucy? I don't think it is 2-Player, so you can't play the game with me."
"No, it's not that. I've seen this guy's stuff before, from crystal balls to squirt flowers, to squirrel costumes. Maybe you shouldn't get the game, it may be bad luck."
As soon as she said "bad luck" Lincoln got a chill down his spine. He'd been holding onto a rabbit's foot ever since that occasion. But also, right on cue was the mailman.
"Bad luck, hmmm. Sucks." He said in a deep gruff voice.
And with that Lincoln's money was taken to the address, never to be seen again.
"Well, it is a little late to turn back now Lucy. It's Game Time!" Lincoln said with excitement, but with a little caution as well.
-Meanwhile in A Hotel in Hazeltucky-"Hmmm, someone wants my game… their funeral. What I've created with code is a bad boy. Enjoy your game kid, but be careful, the game may have just been played on you."
-Back in Royal Woods, The Next Day-Lincoln got up bright and early this morning. He needed to, the mailman delivered early sometimes whenever Lincoln got mail. To Lincoln he is cool, to me, well he seems a bit of a pervert. Who am I? I'm the narrator. You've seen me before, chop, chop, keep reading, I'll shut up.
"Oh, man there it is! My very own copy of Super Mario RPG! I can't wait to play it! I wonder who else would like this game? Maybe Lisa would enjoy playing. I know Lily would love to watch, well let's give this game a shot!"
As Lincoln put the game into his SNES, he felt a little dizzy. His eye twitched. He played the first cut scene, however he was interrupted.
"Breakfast Time Loud Family!" Yelled his father, Lynn Sr.
"Breakfast already? I got up at 4 am just to get this game, where did all my time go?"
As soon as Lynn Sr. yelled breakfast 11 other members of the Loud family came scrambling down stairs. 10 being sisters and the 11th one being his mother, who is always the hungriest because of the constant parenting. He got up to turn off the T.V. when he felt even more dizzy as he was somehow pulled into the game by an unknown force. He was now in the game.
At breakfast the Loud family was wondering where Lincoln went off to.
"I saw him out by the mailbox earlier today." said Lynn "Did you see her anywhere Lucy?"
Lucy kept quiet.
"I don't know about you but these egg taste bad Dad." Luan said
Little did they know it wasn't the eggs making them feel queasy, it was an unknown force pulling them inch by inch to the T.V.
-Inside the Game at Bowser's Castle-As Mario entered the castle, he felt confident he was going to save Princess Toadstool (Or Peach as he liked to call her, much to the dismay of Toadsworth) he has done it in the past, it would be no different this time. As he entered the castle just passing the bridge over the endless moat, he noticed the dark stormy clouds surrounding the castle. It felt typical, dark clouds, moat, castle. But it also felt different for some odd reason for our silent protagonist. He encountered many Terrapins and fireballs along the hallways until he finally got to the "boss room" as he liked to call it, only taking 6 damage in the process, not bad for an old plumber like him. Immediately he noticed two identical chandleries hanging from the surprisingly tall room. Suddenly out of no-where a big flash of light and a loud noise happened, he looked up. He saw Peach hanging from a rope with Bowser nearby, typical. What wasn't typical was the white-haired boy on the other chandelier. He was talking to Bowser about something.
"Mario, ha, look at you! Did you lose weight? Ha! You got white hair now! You look like a Lou Albano in his 70's! Ha!" Bowser scoffed.
"Where am I? Bowser! I gotta get out of here!"
Mario saw the problem and acted fast, like he always does. He somehow jumped up to Lincoln, nodded and proceeded to just onto Bowser's head and hit him in the noggin before returning to Lincoln's side.
"Mario! Thanks, for you for saving me! Is there anything I can do to help."
Lincoln's celebration ended abruptly as another bright light appeared and another, and another, and another. It was his family.
"Where am I? Where is Bobby!" said Lori panicking.
"Lori!" cried Lincoln. As he said it Bowser jumped from the hanging light and hit Mario right over the head. But Mario was prepared, and by prepared, I mean lucky, as it did 0 damage.
"Mario! Mario! Hit the chain! The chain!" Screamed Toadstool.
Mario nodded at peach and did exactly that. The chain snapped where Mario hit it after a few seconds.
"Noooooo!" Screamed Bowser as he fell along with the rest of the light source. Thankfully, the chandelier missed the rest of the Loud family by a meter or two.
"You haven't won yet Mario, take this!" Yelled Bowser.
Bowser started to hurl chairs to try to break the chain holding Mario and Lincoln.
"There is no way some stupid chair will break something as powerful as a chain, now will it?"
And just the opposite happened.
"I stand corrected." Lincoln said, falling.
"Actually, your falling corrected, get it 'cause your falling, Ha!" joked Luan, sadly the joke only ended up making Bowser laugh.
While Bowser was laughing at the stupid joke, he didn't realize that the chandelier with Mario and Lincoln on it was about to crash on him. Luckily, he moved out of the way just in time, except, in an effort to save Peach, Mario bounced on Bowser's head to jump all the way back up to Princess Toadstool and held on the chain for dear life.
Suddenly the whole castle started to shake.
"What's going on in this strange new place?" asked Lynn Sr.
Lily started to cry, then proceeded to soil herself.
"I'll take care of it!" Lincoln said taking Lily from his Mother.
Everybody in the castle ran for the nearest window to check what was going on outside. In the middle of the dark gloomy rainstorm there was a single pure white cloud.
"How odd. There is a lone star on the cloud, the cloud based on my knowledge seems to be a cumulus cloud. Not odd." Examined Lisa.
Out of no-where the lone star shattered into 7 pieces, it then was followed by a giant sword, with a face!
Everyone was shocked to see the sword. Lisa then realized something no-one else did.
"It's going to crash into the castle! Everyone huddle!" Lisa screamed.
Everyone except Mario, Peach and Lincoln who was frantically trying to find the bathroom for Lily's dirty diaper went into a group huddle.
"Look the stars are falling out of the sky!" Luna noted. "That is not at all cool."
The force of the sword crashing into the castle launched Mario out into the sky. The sword also just happened to split the main castle and the bathroom causing the bathroom to land in the moat, drifting to some unknown location, at least unknown to Lincoln and Lily. As they would meet up with some allies after a long bathtub-ride in the sea.
Hey, you've reached the end, but don't worry there will be more coming in the future don't worry :)
But first a couple of things;
If you enjoyed I would love it if you would leave a comment about what you think and I'll try to reply
Episode 1 will be out someday soon hopefully.
Also, if Ofortheloveofpete reads this I love your Paper Mario Crossover and I hope you also enjoy this story as I write it.
I should stop this right here, I'm getting over 2000 words.
-Jerry
