Playing with the big ponies now

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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...

Twilight Sparkle stands before the representatives of Akatsuki; Deidara and Sasori. "Akatsuki! The ponies of Equetria are weary of your occupation and tyranny! In other words; Let my ponies GO!"

Sasori and Deidara merely smirk. "Shall we?" Asked Deidara. Sasori merely nods. Deidara snaps his fingers and they both vanish in a puff of smoke...and reappear as strange ever-shifting silhouettes looking down on them...

(music starts)

By the power of Akatuski!...
Black...White...Konan...Preta...
Kakuzu...Kisame...Sasori...Deidara...
Hidan...Naraka...Daibutsu...Kyusuke...
Yahiko...Deva...
Zetsu...Human...Kie...Itatchi...
Orochimaru...Nagato...
Akatuski...Black...White...Preta...
Kie...Itatchi...Hidan...Naraka...
Zetsu...Daibutsu...Sasori...Kyusuke...
Orochimaru...Nagato...Kakuzu...Kisame...Pein!...

Again; the duo vanished

So you think you've got strength in these high places
With the power to put us on the run

Asked Sasori as he molded Chakra to shift back and forth from the form of a demonic smog monster

Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces

Said Deidara as he morphed into a giant clay theater mask

You'll know what power is when we are done
Son...

They both said mockingly as they briefly appeared behind a startled Twilight; only to vanish again

You're playing with the big boys now
Playing with the big boys now

"Oh, that's pretty." Mocked Deidara with a chuckle

Ev'ry spell and gesture
Tells you who's the best here,

You're Playing with the big boys now!

You're playing with the big boys now
You're playing with the big boys now
Stop this foolish mission!

Mocks Sasori as he causes a hovering picture of the resistance to burst into flames with a finger snap

Watch a true magician!

laughed Deidara as he played cards ironically

Give an exhibition how!
Pick up your silly Gem, boy

They both say dismissively to Twilight's Element of Harmony

You're playing with the big boys now!

Akatsuki acolytes crawl from the wood work to add to the chorus

By the power of Akatsuki!

Sasori and Deidara are handed two staffs of power by the acolytes who then swing them around dramatically

Black, White, Konan, Preta
Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Naraka
Yahiko, Deva
Kie, Itatchi, Human, Nagato...

They crack them together in an amazing explosion!

You're playing with the big boys now!

The dust clears revealing the two now holding writhing, Wendigo!

You're playing with the big boys now
By the might of force
You will kneel before us
Kneel to our splendorous power...

They throw the beasts at Twilight, who quickly dodges-

You put up a front

Mocks Deidara

You put up a fight

Mocks Sasori

And just to show we feel no spite
You can be our acolyte!

But first, boy, it's time to bow
(Bow down!)

Suddenly; an irresistible force bears down on Twilight, making him fall to his knees

Or it's your own grave you'll dig, boy

Sings the two as they circle Dipper menacingly; their eyes alight with demonic fire

You're playing with the big boys now
Playing with the big boys
Now!

(BOOM)

As the Akatsuki members basked in the applause of their servants...Twilight wondered what she'd gotten herself into...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: The song is a parody of 'playing with the big boys now' from Prince of Egypt.

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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