A/n: I don't own Transformers or Harry Potter


Wendy knew her Potter Luck wouldn't stay neutral or quite for long. But dropping her and her family into a huge pocket of liquid metal was pushing it. But with the way the day has or was going she could easily guess her whole group was in here with her. There went the triwizard tournament that everyone kept gushing about.

Electric pops filled her ears and silver body pulled pulled her into her into its burning depths. She tried to fight it off but it wouldn't let out, there was screaming everywhere she took a desperate breath then blackness as it flooded her lungs.

With a jolt Wendy's eyes flew open to see the familiar sight of the hospital wing roof. "Pup! Thank the stars your awake!" The worried face of a much better looking Sirius came into view. "Everyone was afraid that you wouldn't wake-up." Seeing the question on her face he supplied. " It's been six months. Your the last one to gain consciousness out of all of us."

"Sirius what do you mean all of us?" Wendy coughed, then realizing that she didn't have her glasses on and that she could see the pattern of the wood door across the room. "Why does my voice sound so echo-y?" Wendy felt ike smacking her head 'Really Wendy that what you ask not why Sirius is in Hogwarts?' she scolded herself.

"Well Moony and I came to see you to tell the various levels of good news. The simplest one; Peter Petigrew was captured by muggle police, after being shot by a house keeper watching for thieves." Sirius explained while gesturing with his hands making air guns, unknowingly answering one unasked question. "So you came here with the DMLE, next thing everyone knew the ground was caving in under neath us and well we fell in along with someone I need to introduce you to. While you were out I gathered from the muggle born children we turned into some sort metal men called robots or at least part way."

Wendy froze at that. "So now what, I mean everyone is fine with this?"

"Everyone is fine physically just a bit spooked and trying to figure out what exactly happened and Wendy the person I was talking about it's-"

"Ah my dear boy may I borrow Harry for a bit." Their least favorite person called after walking in without knocking.

"Stop calling me Harry you old goat." Wendy yelled the same time Sirius lept to his feet with a snarl, only to stumble and fall to the floor. "You bastard! What did you do?!"

"Nothing to drastic my dear boy I simply made a vapor from of a potent sleeping draught." Dumbledore's eyes twinkling as he watch them try to fight off the effects. "Now my dear it's no use fighting it."

Wendy tried to push herself up with her arms but she didn't even manage a twitch of her fingers. As the shadows crept along the edges of her vision she felt true rage at his patronizing tone of voice. 'All for your greater good huh you expired cracker jack. Can't even think that a girl could be strong so you made everyone think I was a boy...'


The ground was worn smooth under the small circular window sitting high on the wall it cast a dim morning glow that barely reached half way across the loft. It was impaired by the thick layer of dust that covered everything hanging like sheets and filled the air. The fast steady tempo of a drip, drip, drip, in the far left corner in shadow made a growing dark spot on the floor.

Wendy groaned blinking at the light in pain. Sitting up from the place on the floor by the looks of it where she was thrown. 'I haven't been up here in a long time.' Wendy glanced around before grimacing at the thought 'I sent long days up here when the dursley's had guests.' getting up she placed her ear by the loft ladder straining to hear if the telly was on. Hearing nothing she went to the window to see if the car was there.

She lifted her truck from where it was upside down and carried it towards the loft ladder. Wendy checked to see if her wand was in it before latching the lid. 'Of course it wouldn't be if the Dursleys didn't break it to pieces then Dumbledore kept it cause "I would misuse it in my misguided ways". Bunch of dragon dung right there.'

Trying the stairs will lower just in case 'locked' lifting her truck again she slamed it against the closed entrance. 'Why hasn't it opened yet, anything the Dursleys could put for a lock would have broken by now.' She placed it down panting her vision was starting to show double and muffled noises could be heard. Was she hearing things too now?

Squeezing her eyes shut she swallowed the excessive amounts the saliva as her stomach churned and flipped. She layed her head down on the trunk relaxing at the feel of cold metal against her face. 'I forgot how warm it got up here.'

Wendy glanced at her trunk. 'What was tha- the mirror!' she jerked upwards scrambling to unlatch it door before digging through the contents. Forcing her way through the thick layers of winter garments she pulled an ornate silver hand mirror.

"Cub! Cub can you hear me?!" Remus called out from the mirror.

"Remus I'm here." She giggled in a high pitch, feeling slightly hysterical with relief.

"Cub where are you, we found Sirius unconscious on the floor, Dumbledore went rouge and is being hunted by the DMLE... Are you all right? Do you know where you are?"

"I'm in the loft of the Dursley's house and I'm fine. Are you Sirius, Hedwig and the others fine?" She asked. "I wouldn't put it past Dumbledore to do something to Hedwig."

"Yes we all are just keep the connection open so I can hear you okay. We'll be there soon we're coming in your collective masterpiece. You'll be out of Durskaban in no time." He cracked a worried grin.

"Sure I'm going to have to place the mirror some place for a bit the clothes I'm wearing smell foul." Wendy said sniffing at the cloth like musty wood and sweat soaked dust.

"Sure as your doing that you can tell me what side of the loft your on." His voice called out.

"Left side, their should be a window closest to the street corner, its across from me." Wendy went through the winter clothes looking for something that wouldn't cause heatstroke. "Remus are the twins anywhere around you? 'No but I can go get them?' Smack them for me. Please." Wendy said as she pulled out the only clothing for the heatwave she was experiencing what were they going to fill her trunk with to take out all her clothes.

Huffing she put it on. A peter pan collared dress with a waist between empire and natural high, slightly loose puffed sleeves. It was made out of a semitransparent fabric that slightly floated it was so light. It was ombre from light to dark green and so many layers that even in heavy wind and rain no one could see anything. It reached down to Ankles just showing the tips of her feet. Wendy was surprised that with the amount fabric that it didn't puff out like a ball gown.

"Thanks Luna." Wendy smiled it was a wendy dress. She knew she reconized it Luna shown her a drawn picture of it.

"I'm glab you liked it, there's some shoes and underwear as well. I put a bag of cleaning supplies in there before the fall the charms should have kept them wet." Luna said popping into view making Remus yelp. "I will give a warning signal followed by five seconds of silence. Cover your ears." She said before leaving.

Wendy opened the bag with a wet hair brush and small towel picking them up she smelt with faint scent of herbal cleaning solution Neville created. Placing the mirror down on the truck top she pulled the brush through her mop of hair feeling the grim pull away from her scalp. Quickly pulling her dress off she scrubed down her body until it stung, yanking the dress back on she made sure nothing was backwards.

"Seems you guys will be having quite a big audience looks like the whole community is outside." Wendy said as she walked towards the windows pointing the mirror outside for Remus to see the gathering crowd. "Probably for the best lawn or something dull in the same category." The shoes felt like she was walking on air or maybe clouds. "Including the Dursleys."

She could hear them lumbering down on the main floor as they came into the house. Moving the trunk between the window and her, she placed Luna's package back in the before sitting down behind it.

"Perfect. You still know how to fly?"

"Of course." She said showing her do a small circle around her school trunk before darting down at the sudden silence. Clasping her hands over her now earmuffed ears at Remus's nod she held her breath.

A shriek of what sound like a gaint version of a rich mans kazoo '1-2-3-4-5' then a thunderous boom was heard as light flooded the loft, Wendy could see fragments of house fly over the truck. The house shook like it was turning into jello, Petunia's screeching was heard over the noise. More followed the first one then a clang and smash. She looked over the trunk to see a silhouette of a large chain in the dust cloud. Dragging her chest behind her she saw a note that said *clip truck here* on a gaint lobster clasp.

Laughing she clipped it on the chain making sure it was locked before flying out of the remains of what was once a house. She looked down when she landed on deck at the clinking of the chain to see the anchor ripping out of the house and hooking into Vernon's company car before pulling up and into the hull. The car broke off into the park pond a few fields away from her old elementary school.


Drifting above the clouds she got to see who all effected. Hedwig, Forge and Gred, Luna, Neville, Padfoot and Moony. Surprisingly Forge and Gred who were piloting the ship until they get to Egypt.

"Pup there's someone we'd like you to meet." Sirius started to pace. "Heres the thing Pup there's shops you can rent house elves from for a certain amount of time. And when these contracts end depending on the job a new house elf while been given directions from the last one it's replacing." He took a breath in shakily. "Say taking care of a person in a magical coma if there is no new house elf. The elf is now with two options depending on the conditions one get a Medic or get a DLME auror."

"The elf went with the second and well they found- they found Prongs Cub. A month before you woke up Amelia Bones led a team of auror and ward breakers to a highly warded small cottage where your dad was in a induced magical coma." Moony finished for him.

Wendy stilled in such a way that it made hair on their stand on end. Like they walked through a ghost or winter breeze. "My dad? As in my birth father?"

"Do you want to meet him?" Sirius asked rubbing down his arms to get rid of the goose bumbs.

She nods in conformation. "Yes." Oddly for was no sweating palms or hammering heart beat drumming in her chest.

Being directed to the lower levels she was lead to one of the garden rooms in use. Pushing it open she met the sight of a standing figure. With a short mane of black unmanageable hair and hazel eyes he looked like a older male version of her with a different colouring.

She froze when arms wrapped around pulling her close "My little fawn." A voice rough from no use filled entered her ears. The room blurred as her forhead bumped into his shoulder. "It's going to be okay." She knew this scent, and this voice she closed her eyes. Her shoulders trembled as silent sobs racked through her body.


Tranquility, California- 23 years later

"Sam hurry it up I want to meet the new neighbors today." Judy yelled

"One minute mom!" Sam yelled coming down the stairs. "Why do we have to go anyway they live in the old Blitz place."

"Oh shush, Maybe you'll make some more friends and you get to drive your new car." She said taking out the cake to the car.

Grumbling he grabbed the keys and ran to the drivers side. 'Who in the world would move in to the old blitz place.' He throught was he remembered the decrepit property. The house looked like something a mass murderer would hide in or a mad scientist.

Driving through the open gates they came to a large three stories plus basement queens anne house. It looked brand new and it was very colourful which was even more offputting to Sam. The grass was dark green and looked like it hasn't been cut in a long while, wild flowers if you could call them that they looked alien to him grew in abundance between the flowering trees.

"Maybe we should lea- Mom! Mom..." Sam groaned getting out to follow.

"Or don't be such a baby Sam there probably really nice." Judy said already out of the car and heading towards the front door. "Hello? Is anyone home?" She called out after ringing the bell.

/Raven hair and ruby lips/Sparks fly from her finger tips/ The radio blared out from the car causing them to jump.

"Oh! Hello I knew I heard someone out here." A voice called out.

A tall women with pale golden skin came out from around the house. She was at least six feet tall wearing some type of scarf for a skirt wrapped around the back of her legs down to her knees then to the mid front tied to in a flat knot leaving to rectangular tails in front making to curved slits. A black scarf that crossed over her chest with a twist then to the back of her neck and down to band where it was tied in knot. She had a mane of waist length dark red hair that curled everywhere and a pair of piercing green eyes.

"I hope you weren't waiting long my name is Wendy." She said "My family were out back in the river cooling off follow me. Oh- their a carriage porch you can park your car under so its not in the sun."

Wendy pointed to a place to the side with a smile. Before leading Judy to the back "Thank-you for the cake its really thought full of you..."

Sam didn't hear any of the conversation after that being to focused on her voice it was beautiful.

"Sam did you hear anything I said?!" Judy said staring at her son snaping him out of his daze. "Maybe Remus was right you should stay inside, you may have gotten sunstroke. I sure wasn't expecting to spend all morning there have lunch".

'When did we return home?!' Sam stumbled in out of the kitchen and to his room. 'Maybe mom's right I don't feel so good. I'm going to a beach party with Miles have to get ready.'


Bumblebee's Pov

'Thank Primus I thought Sam would never fall asleep. Now he was late for messaging Optimus and the others. I didn't think humans could be that tall. What was the one at 9'2" designation? Remus? Or Moony?

Sliding out of his disguise he stretched his pedes and stabilizing servos. Door wings twitching when he stood up sending the message to Optimus Prime. Hearing the panicky voice of Sam on his phone. 'Oh frag...'


'Is that Sam in the police station?' Wendy stopped at the front doors. "Sam?"

"Do you know that boy?" A women asked from the front desk.

"Yes, we met yesterday. He had a pretty bad heatstroke and was developing a fever. Did something happen?" Watching a cop talk to Sam beyond the glass.

"That would explain the strange phone call last night. Said his car was stolen and it was standing up. Unit found him at the scrap heap didn't have any ID on him and his phone had a cracked screen and dead battery."

"I could give you his house phone number? His parents are probably worried sick about him." Wendy said getting out her phone.

"That would be appreciated."

"***-***-****. Umm not that it's any of my business but did you know that man is currently overdosed on some type of drug?"

The woman looked up from where she was typing the number down and at who Wendy was pointing at. "Are you sure that man is an officer."

"Unless my medical training as become obsolete in the past year I'm completely sure." Wendy watched as the female officer stomped into the room just in time for her to hear if Sam ask if he was on drugs.

'I have yet to regret going to those voice lessons by the mermaids and sirens.' Wendy thought back to those years around the Mediterranean.

A few minutes later and a phone call to Sam's parents she had in her custody; one Sam sans empty stomach curtsey of druggie cop now soiled pants. Her found cell phone plus any other electronic device abandoned at the police station.

"Thanks for taking me home Wendy." Sam mumbled as he leaned against the window eyes drooping.

"It's fine Sam you almost have the same type of luck as I do." Wendy glanced over at him. "How you feeling?"

"Better, thanks to the advil. Do my parents know?"

"Yes, I told them everything." Wendy whispered seeing that he fell asleep.

Finally making it to his house she got out and greeted Judy and Ron. "Sorry for taking so long he fell asleep didn't want him to wake-up in case he threw up again."

It's fine Wendy. The officer that phoned she said he chased after a car thief."

"Yep, and got arrested instead of them seems like they drove right past and got Sam instead. Oh yeah, I gave Sam a tablet of advil with some water I hope that okay." Wendy questioned as Ron got Sam from the car.

"It's fine, I just can't believe Sam's luck sometimes, he gets it from Ron's side of the family. I don't know anyone who would chase down a car thief on foot" Judy exclaimed.

"You think that's bad you should see mine some days, I can get into the most bizarre situations." Wendy laughed. "Well I better get going before my dad gets worried."

"Oh yes, see you later and thank-you for this."

"No problem Judy." Wendy said starting up the car again. Giving a quick wave through the passenger window she was off.


"I'm back!" Wendy yelled as she walked towards the ship disguised as a house. "So that energy signal that allowed Sam and his Mom to come through is definitely being produced by his car."

"Really! So theirs the potential for it to be like the things you create." Neville said as he came out of his room. "I see you got more stuff to test out on."

"Yep, the police even gave me some of their old electronics. The thing is it feels familiar like the ones we met in the war. You know when we went back to Britain?" She said emptying her bag onto the pile on sitting room rug. "What should I try this time?"

"Wendy's trying again!" Neville yelled up the stairs. "If you want to see better get here before I activate the dampening ward!"

A stampede of footsteps came from around the house. "Don't you dare start without us little fawn." James said grinning.

Seeing them all sit down she closed her eyes. The last few years they learnt alot about their new bodies and it's abilities they don't age, they change size and their more connected to magic then they ever were as humans.

Wendy breathed in concentrating on that energy she wanted unknowingly starting to glow just under her skin. The large pile of loot started to soften and turn metallic before compressing on itself. It continued until it was four inches long in bean like shape, finally four tiny nubs appeared (two on the end and one near the middle). A section of metal bean; above the nubs near the middle, pulled in forming a head and two bumps appeared on the back. Wendy slumped then opened her eyes as a crackle of energy left her and into the bean. Picking it up she looked it over everything felt in perfect order.

*cheep* A pair of large green optics blinked sleepily up at her in her hands.

"Congratulations, your a mom." Luna hummed as she watched Sirius faint.

"At least we now know what the Kangaroo pouch is for now." Forge said

"Yep, one mystery solved. Perfect delivery Luna as always." Gred complimented tipping his imaginary hat.

"Thank-you Gred." Luna grinned "What are you naming it?"

"No idea I didn't think he would actually come alive. None of the other bipedal ones did and I tried for years." Wendy said as she softly brushed her fingers on his head. "Sire do you want to hold him?" She said looking at James.

"Sure lets see my grandson." He cradled him close only needing one hand to hold him. "I'm a grandpa..."

"Prongs are you crying?" Sirius said from the floor.

"Moony, Padfoot look at our grandson." James said holding out the bean for them to see."

They blinked he blinked back. *Peep* They melted "It's so small~" They chimed.

"Wendy how big well it get." Moony said as he wiggled his fingers at it turning into a figurative puddle of goo. "It moving it little arms and legs~."

"At least as big as you in both forms. That's going to be awhile before that though."

"Let us get a look at our nephew. What are we chopped liver!" The rest cried out.


That afternoon

"We'll be fine dads we'll only be gone an half an hour at most." Wendy said getting on her bike, Bean was safely in the kangaroo chamber. "You know how to find me and I have my comm-link and phone."

Reving the engine she sped off to one of the shops to gather some more containers and jars. She smiled at the pulses of content-happy-safe from her bean as he fell asleep.

She hit a sale! A new hello kitty kettle and a bunch of new jars even some shaped like various fish, stars, whales and little fruits. She even got some more stardust for the twins projects and a few extra spools of spider sting that Luna needed for her arts and crafts. Thank you expanded bag.

"Ahhh!"

Wendy saw a girl get knocked off her scooter by a very familiar figure. "Sam! What are you doing!" She rushed over to help. "You can't just tackle someone."

"What is your problem Sam." The girl angerly asked helmet knocked off.

Okay! There's a monster right there, it attacked me! Here he comes!" Sam yelled.

A gaint robot was barreling down the road flipping over cars as it came towards them.

Sam was still yelling as his missing yellow Camero shot from behind us before doing a donut and knocking over the red eyed evil robo cop. Skreeching to a stop it opened its door.

Wendy jumped in she knew it was better then trying to get away on foot. "Hurry up!" Sam and the girl scrambled in after he convinced her. The Camero slammed on the gas as music blared from the speakers.

"Ok you have a good choice of theme music, I'll give that much." Wenndy said as she saw robo cop turn into a police cruiser in the mirror. Not seeing the looks she got from the duo beside her.

"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" Sam yelled from the passenger seat he shared with younger girl. Then her hearing was filled with the chanting of "Oh god! We're going to die."

"No were not!"

"Oh my god!"

"Trust me hes a kick ass driver!" The car swerves for a glass covered wall. "O bad idea! We're going to die!"

Smashing through the window and through some mostly empty shelving it spun around and went out one of the entrances. After more then an hour of driving it parked in self in backwards and turned off all the lights. Hiding itself in the shadows that the dusk made.

Hearing the click of locks Sam reached over Wendy pawing at it. "We're locked in!" He turned the key barely a noise.

"Wendy, start the car!" Sam panicked as he tried the windows that wouldn't budge.

"Sam you really think he's going to let you or me do that after putting nascar racers to shame?!" Wendy loudly whispered. "It's safer with him or did did you not see the drill bullets that the robo cop shoot at us!"

Mikaela slowly slid down and when the police car drove by slowly lights flashing silently. "It knows where we are...If hope you have a plan yellow I would do it now." Wendy barely reached whisper levels when Robo cop stopped.

Yellow's key turned and the lights flashed on as it bolted past the reversing machine. Its doors swung open sending the other two falling out Wendy jumped running to the side of a structure out. Remembering second year and being sent flying by the ford a good few feet.

The numerous clicking and whir of gears met her ears as the Camero proceeded to change into thousands of shapes before standing with a few last pieces sliding to click into place. Robo cop transformed mid drive with a rev of its engine and slamed into the yellow in a container sending sparks all over. It pulled out weapon that looked like a flail and swung at Sam and Mikaela while a smaller robot popped out of its chest which began chasing after the two.

Seeing the yellow one pick up slam robo cob to slam him through a building, Wendy gave chase to the smaller trio between containsers. Going up a rock covered hill she sent reassurance-safe-love through the bond to the bean which woke up from its nap at the noise. She came upon a pair of familiar torn up jeans not even half way up.

"Not so tough without a head!" and silver mechanical head was flying above her. Grabbing the pants she weaved through buildings and pipes to find them sliding down a hill side. Just in time to see the yellow robot's gun to change back into a hand with a shake.

"Probably Japanese. Ya definitely Japanese."

"Sam its not japanese no matter how much more advanced they are." Wendy spoke before adding in her thoughts. 'I should know I spent over a year there before coming here.'

"What are you doing!?" The girl said as Sam walked up the drainage slope.

"I don't think he wants to hurt us or he would have done that already."

"Really. Do you speak robot because they just had a gaint robot death match." The girl said as yellow walked over and placed its hands on his hips.

'Is it doing a superman pose, he is. That's adorable.' Wendy thought as she walked closer becoming more convinced of who he was. 'I'm not going to even ask why or how Sam lost his pants.'

"I think it wants something." "What?" Sam continued as he crept closer. "Cause the other one was talking about my e-bay page."

'Sam what on earth are you selling on e-bay that would get the attention of giant robots?' Wendy internal commentary questioned.

"You are the strangest boy I have ever met." Girl admits.

"Girl you need to go outside more, Sam is normal compared to some people I have met." Wendy told her. "Like fancy vanilla yogurt before you mix in the toppings."

"Fancy vanilla? What sort of people do you hang out with?" Mikaela asked perplexed and astonished.

"Can you talk!" Sam yelled not hearing them behind him.

"XM Satellite Radio/Digital cable brings you/Columbia Broadcasting System/" He called out.

"You talk through the radio?" He pointed.

"Yes, Sam he clearly does or did you think that the convenient theme music was by chance?" 'Though why would he choose those songs yesterday..'

Yellow clapped his hands at his answer before pointing at him ."Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful."

"So what was that last night?" Sam stepped closer with gaining confidence.

"Message from Starfleet, Captain/Throughout the innate vastness of space/Angels rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!"

"So what your like an alien or something?" Girl spoke walking to Sam's side.

A quick point and he transformed back into a car. "Anymore questions you want to ask?" The doors swing open. Wendy got in the side nearest to her.

"He wants us to get in the car."

"And go where?"

"Fifty years from now when your looking back at your life. Don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?" Sam convinced Mikaela to come along.

"Hi I'm Wendy. I live near Sam's neighborhood." Wendy chirped out giving a short wave of her hand.

"Mikaela and I have the same history class as Sam." Mikaela introduced herself leaning over from the backseat.

"Sam, your going to need these." Wendy said as she gave him back his pants when the now named and introduced Mikaela got out to get her bag.

"Thanks." Sams fumbled as he forced his pants on over his shoes.

"This cars a pretty good driver." "True,"

'Oh this is awkward, come on Sam think fast and be smooth.' Wendy forced herself not cringe.

"Maybe you should sit in my lap." 'Why?' "I have the only other seatbelt here. Safely first.'

'Good going Sam.' Wendy cheered mentally doing a fist bump.

"Yea alright."Mikaela moved to sit on his lap. "You know the seatbelt, was a pretty smooth move."

"Yea? Thank-you."

"You know what I don't understand. 'Hmm?' If he's suppose to be this super advanced alien robot why does he transform back into this piece of crap Camero.

Wendy felt her jaw slack. "Mikaela!" Just in time for yellow to slam on the brakes. 'I can't believe she said that, if I think I know who this is then I know hes sensitive to his appearance.'

"Oh see that doesn't work. See." He said as the three of them got out. "See fantastic. Now you pissed him off. That car is sensitive. My four thousand dollars just drove off."

Wendy saw a flash of blue from the corner of her eye. She whistled "That's one way to clean up. Good job Yellow."

"What?" Sam stared in disbelief. Sam raced to the door opening it. Getting in the back Wendy watched Sam race to the drivers side.

After driving a bit Yellow drove them through the gate of a official looking place before letting them out. A crack broke the still air as four fireballs streaked across the sky. One landed near by with a deafening boom, which Sam and Mikaela ran to see.

"I guess were going to the meeting place now?" She said not really needing a answer as she seen the robot change into a semi truck from here.

A blink of its lights with the door opening was her reply. Making sure to get into the passenger seat this time, they were soon arriving at the meeting point in a back alley. A blue semi with flames drove up in front of them, followed by an canary yellow emergency vehicle, a silver porche, and a black hummer. Then they all started to fold like countless origami tumbling over eachother and oh boy they were they tall.

Wendy took a step away from Sam when the not semi crouched down to be eye to eye. "Are you Samuel James Witwicky descendant of Archibald Witwicky?"

"Yeah."

"My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron." Optimus Prime told them.

"But you may call us Autobots for short." The ambulance said.

What's crackin' little bitches? The silver autobot flipped over doing a somersault and striking a pose.

"My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz."

"This looks like a cool place to kick it!" Jazz proceeded to use a car as a seat.

"My weapon specialist: Ironhide."

Wriggling his fingers he spen his connons around. "You feeling lucky punk." pointing the cannons in their direction.

"Easy Ironhide."

"Just kidding. I just wanted to show them my cannons."

"That was a total Clint Eastwood reference right." Wendy asked not a least bit afraid at the display she seen scarier things. Seeing the replying grin she felt a bit proud that she catched it.

A near silent sniffing had her turning her head towards the ambulance.

"Our medical officer: Ratchet."

"The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female."

"You better not be talking about me." Wendy said clenching a fist with a step back from Sam. 'I'll knock those thought right out of his head if it is about me.'

"No, the other female." Causing of them them to shift awkwardly while looking away Sam whistling a few notes.

"You already know your guardian Bumblebee" A song came on a the now named Bumblebee did a few boxing moves.

"Bumblebee huh? Your my guardian?" Sam asked getting a beep and nod.

"His vocal processors were damaged in battle." Ratchet said shooting a laser a Bumblebee's throat making him cough and rub at it. "I'm still working on them."

"Why are you here?" Mikaela asked looking up at Optimus.

"We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron."

"Mega-what?" Sam's bewilderment voiced itself.

"Please tell me this All spark isn't some all powerful macguffin." Wendy pleaded she didn't want to get into another war over a weapon.

Optimus fiddled with side of his head causing a hologram like a penesive view to surround them. A war torn and dieing planet laid around them a the ground crumbled into the molten slag far below. What was once a great city at one time now were blacken and burning ruins. Bodies laid still where ever they fell or were blasted to. Chunks of ground crumbled into the molten mixture bubbling below them.

"Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him..."

"My grandfather." Awe appeared in Sam's eyes.

"It was an accident that intertwined our fates."

"Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube."

"Your grandfather accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses."

"How did you know about his glasses?"

"eBay."

"eBay..." Sam echoed

"If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army." Rachet said scanning each of them.

"And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival." Optimus informed standing to his full hight looking down at them.

"I jinxed myself it is a all powerful weapon..." Wendy rubbed her temples she could feel a headache in the making.

"Please tell me that you have those glasses?" Mikaela whispered while leaning over to him.