CR: I don't own pokemon. Hope that's enough for you.

These stories are written in the form of a play. I did that to make it seem a little more interesting. (Not for you to act them out)

Underlined name is speech

Bold name is actions

Underwater fun with Mantine

Qwilfish: Squirtle, that is so unjustified I don't wanna look. Please stop.

Squirtle: Aren't you allowed to have any fun? Or were you born that way?

Mantine: Now, now you guys. Hold the party. What's the fuss?

Squirtle takes out gun and points it at Mantine.

Mantine: Sq...Squirtle...d-drop th-the gun.

Squirtle: No way! This is fun! Right, Qwilfish?

Qwilfish: Leave me outta this!

Qwilfish swims away. (Hurriedly)

Squirtle: WHAT? YOU JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE ALONE?

Squirtle looks at Mantine, who is frozen in place by shear terror.

Squirtle: Mantine? Are you okay.

Squirtle accidentally lets his finger slip

Mantine: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Mantine dies

Squirtle: That probably hurts. Oh well

Squirtle swims off for new adventures.

A sunny day with Ponyta

Ponyta is walking along looking for berries

Ponyta: Man...am I hungry! I could sure use a bite to eat right now!

Oddish pops up and looks at Ponyta

Oddish: Hi. How are you doing?

Ponyta: Oh, hi! I didn't notice you down there! I'm fine thanks for asking! But, then again...I am kind of hungry.

AN-Did I mention horses eat hay, and hay is a plant, and so is oddish

Oddish is paralyzed by the way Ponyta said that

Oddish: Uh...s-sorry I do-don't have anything y-you c-can eat

Ponyta stares at Oddish like a siger stares at a turkey

Ponyta: Must...eat green and purple thingy...need food...MUST EAT!!

I think you can figure out the rest...

Sneazel meets Buizel

Sneasel is walking along the rivers edge

Buizel jumps up in front of her

Sneasel: What the frick? You just got water ALL over me

Buizel: Uh...sorry, I didn't mean to-

Sneasel (mocking tone): Of course you didn't! And I don't have claws! I'll believe you-never! Wahahahaha!!

Buizel gets an anime sweat drop

Buizel: Um...is something wrong? You seem sick.

Sneasel starts to look rabid

Buizel slowly backs away and jumps into the water

Sneasel: YEAH! YOU BETTER RUN YOU FILTHY STINKING BITCH YOU!!