Me: Well time to piss off Sora

Axel: Woo hoo *starts to burn my second couch*

Me: Hey thats my second couch

Axel: Hehehe

Roxas: Um Axel my Ipod was on that couch

Xigbar: So was my eyepatch

Me: Here Xigbar have a pink one

Xigbar: Cool pink

Axel: Umm sorry guys

Me: Anyway time to piss off Sora


1. Grab Sora's Keyblade and use it as a back scratcher

2. Die Sora's hair Green

3. Give Sora half a papou fruit with a note saying "Hey Sora eat it you know you want to" signed Riku

4. Watch Sora bash up Riku

5. While Sra is asleep grab Kairi's make-up kit and put it all on Sora (Leave the kit there)

6. When Sora wakes up watch him scream

7. When he finds out it was Kairi's watch him yell at her

8. Watch Kairi bash up Sora

9. Push Sora onto Riku and scream "YAOI"

10. Watch Sora and Riku run from the fangirls

11. Kick him where the sun don't shine

12. Grab his Keyblade and say "Cool Vibrater Sora is it for Kairi?"

13. Go into Sora's room and cover it in flowers, then go to Riku and knock him out. Take off all of his clothes (except for his boxers) and tie him up in Sora's bed. Then leave a letter saying "Hey Sora here's a early birthday present" Signed Tidus

14. Run to Sora and say "Sora you must go to your room"

15. When Sora goes to his room Watch him in horror.

16. Once Sora has read the letter, watch him beat up Tidus

17. Fill his room with fangirls

18. Watch him run from them

19. Leave a SoraXRiku, SoraXAnsem and SoraXRoxas stories on his bed saying "Open please"

20. Watch him die in horror

21. Grab Riku's clothes and scatter them all over Sora's bedroom

22. When Sora walks in watch him try to clean up the mess

23. Come in his room and say "Oh my Sora, I never knew you and Riku are together"

24. Shave his head and blame it on Riku

25. Watch him beat up Riku

26. Last but not least replace Sora's shampoo bottle with chocolate sauce


Me: And that's how you do it

Axel: Finaly it's over *Starts to burn my letter box*

Me: AXEL!!!!

Axel: Hehehe sorry

Roxas: Hey Stumblealot would you like me to get Saix?

Axel: OH GOD ANY THING BUT HIM!!!!!!

Xigbar: No, no, no that won't do, we will get Xemnas

Axel: HE'S EVEN WORSE!!!

Me: Don't worry Axel's punishment will be much more frightening

Axel: Wha..what are you going to do with me?

Me: You'll see, you'll see

Axel: Help me

Me: Anyway hope you enjoyed the story and please review

Xigbar: Seriously please

Roxas: Please review

Axel: Help me