Fairytale-
No. That's stupid. Maybe...
Once upon a-
No! It's been done before!
Naruta: Hey Kara! What'cha doin'?
Kara: Thinking up a title for a new story!
Naruta: Oh? Cool.
Kara: What do you think of "Dreamscape"?
Naruta: Naw. To sciencefictiony. How about "WTF-ily Ever After"?
Kara: That's PERFECT!
Naruta: Glad I could help.
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Sasuke sighed. For some odd reason(that he didn't know), the current Hokage, Tsunade, had told him and Naruto to go get Naruta. Sure, he had been persistent. He had tried to get the female hokage to tell him why he needed to go get a girl he despised. But then again, Tsunade probably didn't tell them because it might scare Naruto. He was Naruta's boyfriend. If Naruto had known that Naruta was in danger, he might get frightened and not complete the "mission" properly. And yet, Sasuke wished Tsunade had told them the true reason. 'Cause:
1) It would give Sasuke better motivation to complete the "mission".
-And-
2) Give Naruto more motivation so he wouldn't stop at every sweet shop to buy Naruta some treats.
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The blonde that the two boys were looking for, was hard at work, training. "HYAH!" She practically screamed, striking the tree again. The poor tree had been hit so many times, it had a large indent in it. Smiling in satisfaction, Naruta took a step back. She looked up at the tree. It had to be the tallest tree in all of the forest, or at least close to it. Naruta backed away from the tree a few feet. Building chakra up in the soles of her feet. She ran at the tree and climbed all the way up to the top. Smiling again, the blonde lied back. 'I think I'll take a little break. I earned it.' Naruta thought. But the branch she was laying on, began to sloooooooooooooowly break. Just then, Naruto and Sasuke walked into the clearing that Naruta had been training in.
"HI NARUTO-KUN!" Naruta yelled from the tree top. The branch decided that then, was the perfect time to completely break. Naruta fell silently. She didn't scream. It wasn't her style. But Naruto did.
"NARUTA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed so shrilly, he sounded like a girl.
"Naruta!" Sasuke said in surprise. The two boys were frozen. Naruta hit the ground with a sickening thud. She spat out blood. Everything went dark and all she could hear was "Naruta!" The voice that was saying it, I mean repeating it, changed from the familiar gentleness of Naruto's voice to the much more familiar growl of the Kyuubi. Naruta's eyelids drifted open to see the female Kyuubi in human form, hovering over her.
"Kyuubi-san!" Naruta said, sitting up quickly. Kyuubi-san had ducked away just in time.
"Hello kit. Welcome to your mind." Kyuubi-san said.
"My mind?" Naruta asked.
"Yes. Your subconscious. That blow to the head you took when you fell knocked you into a coma." Kyuubi-san said.
"SHIT!" Naruta exclaimed.
"I know. It gave me a splitting headache. If you were conscious right now, you'd have one too." Kyuubi-san sighed, rubbing her own head.
"Oops. Sorry." Naruta said.
"It's not your fault kit." Kyuubi-san said.
"What am I supposed to do? I mean I'm stuck here till I come out of a coma, ne?" Naruta asked.
"Well you could go through a trip of your memories."
"Naw. Bo-ring!"
"You could go to the perverse center of your brain, but you're too young."
"Shit! No fair! That place sounds like fun!"
"The only other option is Fairytale Land."
""Fairytale Land"? Sounds stupid."
"Feh. It's better than Memory lane."
"I guess." Naruta sighed. "Wait! Aren't Fairytales supposed to teach a lesson?"
"Yes."
"Then why would I want to go somewhere to learn?"
"There's no guarantee that you'll learn kit. Though if you're lucky kit, you will."
"Ok..." Naruta said. She stood up and started walking towards the direction that the arrow on the sign pointed.
"See ya later kit! Oh, and watch your step!" Kyuubi-san said. 'Huh? I wonder what she meant by that.' Naruta thought, looking back at Kyuubi-san. She failed to notice the end of the path and walked straight off of it.
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!" The blonde teenager screamed as she fell. Kyuubi-san chuckled. She walked towards the Perverse Center.