/=Zell's Quest for Hotdogs=\
/=Chapter 1-Balamb Garden and the Acquisition of the Ragnarok=\
One day, Zell wanted hotdogs, as usual, so he went to Balamb Garden's cafeteria. As usual, there was an absurdly long line. Zell, in his never-ending optimism, got in line. By the time he got to the counter, there were no more hotdogs left. As usual.
---Sometime later---
"Yo, Squall!" called Zell.
"…What?" replied Squall, who was half-asleep.
"Can I borrow the Ragnarok?"
"For what?"
"To go find some hotdogs."
"Where?"
"G-Garden, T-Garden, Dollet, some place I think is called Wal-Mart, and-"
"Fine. But you have to pay for the fuel."
"But I have no money!"
"SeeD just go their paychecks."
"I spent it all."
"On what?"
"My 17-year Combat King subscription."
"Zell?"
"Yeah?"
"You might be dead before those 17 years are up."
"Then I'd get Combat King while I was dead."
"When it runs out, you can't renew it."
"Then I'd come back as a zombie and renew it."
"…Why are we having this conversation? I have paperwork to fill out (A/N: Squall was promoted to commander), so go ahead and take the Ragnarok. Just…bring it back in one piece, okay?"
/=End of Chapter 1 of Zell's Quest for Hotdogs=\
Okay, this is my first fanfic, so it may suck. Please R&R with constructive criticism and suggestions. No flames please.