A/N: Yay! I'm doing one on Kisa. You might have to be patient with updates on this one, though…
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Hiro got arrested today.
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Because he went gangsta and bombed the House of Sex that Hatori gave me for my birthday.
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As he was getting arrested he was all like, "Y0 y0 dat Hows a Smex is da b0mb f0-shizzo
but ma dyn4mite b0mbs is da hella t1ght11!"
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I MISS MY HOUSE OF SEX.
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So many hot p0rn stars and workers for the p0rn industry…like Ayame and Momiji…
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So I told HARU. And he went black and raped Hiro.
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And I got my House of Sex back.
Yay! THE END!
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"Hey, Yuki…you look like you have an itch. Can I scratch it?"
"B-but Kisa, It's on my m-m-manhoo-"
"No worries. I'll take care of it. (Suggestive look)"
"O.O (Flat out elation)"
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I like making people happy.
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Especially when I know it means that Haru will give me kinky sex.
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"If you like to make people happy, then why don't you quit sitting on my banana? (sob sob)"
"What's this, Ritsu? You're finally getting the guts to tell people not to do stuff?"
"(GASP) I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU WITH KINKY SEX OR WHATEVER YOU WA-"
"(Baseball bat to Ritsu's side)"
"…( le collapse)"
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How come in Neptune-san's stories, Ritsu always offers sex to make up for its "sins?"
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"Gasp! You called Ritsu an 'it'!"
"Yes, I did. Because he's a he/she/it manwhore-bitch, just like Akito."
"I AM AKITO"
"…Eepie! (runs)"
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I was listening to Kyo yesterday in the shower.
He was singing.
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"(Singing) Well I'm runnin on the road, tryin to loosen my load, I've got EVERYBODY on my mind! Four who wanna pwn me, 272,986,312 who wanna rape me, and so many more that I don't give a damn to rhyme! Take it eeeeeasy! Take it eee-"
"KYO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SINGING"
"Wtf Kisa? WHY ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM?"
"You tell ME."
"Well, what do you want me to do? Make you f#$# Don Henley?"
"No, he's gay!"
"…"
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Don Henley from The Eagles is gay.
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It BURNS.
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YOU burn.
With stupidity.
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"Kisa, don't talk to Yuki like that,"
"That's right Kisa, don't. Because I wear GLASSES. That means I am extremely intelligent."
"No. It means you're trying to impress MACHI, dumbass."
"…(angst)"
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And why's Kyo being so nice to Yuki all of a sudden?
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"Hey Kyo, why are you being so nice to Yuki?"
"Shh! I'm trying to be nice to him all day so that he could treat me some hot, yaoi SEX later!"
"…"
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When did Kyo grow so fond of Yuki?
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When did Haru grow a tail?
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When did…the world grow to the point where it's…over?
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"Kisa, the world doesn't grow. And it's still going."
"Shutup Kureno! I'm trying to be poetic here!"
"…"
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I never cared too much about astronomy anyway.
What IS all that crap about universe expansion?
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"Aha, it's you, Kisa! I have come to a solution that the Big Bang never happened! You see, if the entire universe was once the size of an atom, and suddenly exploded into an almost infinite escapade of darkness while its age is still 15 to 20 billion years, the power that set it off would have to be so powerful it would surpass the speed of light, which is impossible!"
"YUKI STOP TRYING TO SOUND SMART"
"(ANGST)"
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I stole his condoms the other day.
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They're so small…
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Gasp! Maybe Yuki really IS a girl!
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"No he's not!"
"Kyo…are you trying to be nice to Yuki again?"
"...(runs)"
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"Ritsu! Is that a new Kimono?"
"(runs)"
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"Tohru! I could have sworn I saw you in your room doing kinky things with Shigure yesterday."
"(runs)"
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Why does everyone RUN from me?
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"Because you are a sick, perverted little girl with kinky thoughts, Kisa."
Wait a second…isn't 'kinky' supposed to be a good thing?"
"……………...(runs)"
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Even HATORI runs!
He's so fast…
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Oh well. I'm going to go back and do something fun.
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"KISA STOP READING MY PORN"
"Sorry, Tohru!"
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A/N: W00t. Well, there's the first chapter.
And now I must get back to my math.
Review,
Neptune