Part 3 of Sasuke's Horror~ Just a pretty quick story
If you wanna read parts one and two, feel free to go to my profile.
P.S. the story is based on a conversation between my 2 coworkers.
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Key:
I-Inner
It's such a beautiful, sunny day in the village when all of a sudden...
"I'm craving something long" a pink-haired chunnin placed an index finger against her chin.
"Long?" a boy of the age sixteen with ebony hair slightly drooped down wondered.
"psh!" his inner laughed. "She thinks yours is long?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"You know, "his inner replied. "That thing down there. Far south where you use it to help make babies."
Sasuke twitched.
"Last time i had it, it was pretty hard." Sakura remarked.
"Hard? Sasuke was becoming curious like Alice in wonderland pg-13 version (or rated r)
"OH MY GOD OUR BELOVED CHERRY BLOSSOM ISNT A VIRGIN!" inner Sasuke mimicked the painting of the "scream"
"Hard?" poor boy wanted to stay calm. But he could feel a nosebleed coming.
"Yeah,it was hard." Sakura informed. "i was with Naruto that time."
"NARUTO? SAKURA DID THAT WITH NARUTO?!"
"Where?"
"The park. At least it was pure butter."
"Can they really be buttery?" his inner wondered.
"Who knows..." Sasuke replied.
"It was big too. So I guess it was worth the money."
"Wait, is Sakura doing prostitution?" his inner screamed in terror, imagining the positions she would do.
Sasuke snapped and grabbed the pink-haired girl's (not so) delicate shoulders. The ebony haired, perverted mind dude forgot that Sakura is stronger that she looks.
"Sakura!" Sasuke lowered his eyebrows, his ebony eyes turned red, turning on his famous sharingan full power.
"Uh Sasuke?" she was completely clueless. What could have triggered the Uchiha survivor?
"Listen to me," he started screaming. "You don't have to stoop so low! If you're having problems with anything, anything at all including financial stuff I can always help you!"
"What?"
"Marry me and my money is your money!"
"Sasuke," Sakura moved his hands away from her. "what the hell?"
"I'm saving you from this misery! And how the hell can you do that with Naruto of all people?! Tell me, how much did he pay you?!"
"He didn't...wait what?!"
"You said you were with Naruto and you had something hard, long and buttery!"
"Hard to believe he got small brains but a long...oh gosh." his inner cried.
"Yes!" Sakura yelled. "Naruto and I tried out the breadsticks from this one place called Olive Garden. We just ate it at the park before we went training!"
"A...breadstick?" his inner sweatdropped. "All this for a damn breadstick?!"
"Sasuke," Sakura touched his shoulder, slowly squeezing it. Her eyes started to glow with anger. "Are you implying Naruto and I did something inappropriate?"
"Hn." He still decided to keep his cool but deep down he was jumping up and down with glee.
Also, trying to endure the pain on his shoulder.
After all, an Uchiha has gotta keep his cool…somewhat.