Title: Confessions
Authors: Xtacy and Coke
Disclaimer: We don't own sailor moon. We don't even own cheap posters or mangas or CDs or anything WORTH owning, so please don't sue.
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AN:
Coke: This is our first fic as co-writers. Now, we all know how sucky Xtacy writes alone, so she asked me for help and thus we've become *dun dun dun* XTACY AND COKE!!! Hope you enjoy.
Xtacy: *sweatdrops* Aw, man, just take my name off this crappy story already. Damn.
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CONFESSIONS by XTACY and COKE
Announcer: *Sounding suspiciously like Motoki* Welcome one and all to Xtacy and Coke's *cough*lame*cough* talk show, 'Anime Parodies'. Live. Right here in… Miami! And now welcome, Coke *walks out onto stage and waves* and Xtacy *walks out onto stage and waves also*.
*Audience applauds*
Xtacy: *grins* Hi, welcome to the very first episode of 'Anime Parodies'.
Coke: Yeah, welcome.
Xtacy: *cough*loser*cough* I JUST said that.
Coke: Oh… right, right. Uhm.. Welcome to the VERY FIRST episode. *smiles and nods*
Xtacy: I JUST SAID THAT, YOU IDIOT. *whispers* say something else.
Coke: Uhm.. I like chocolate ice cream.. Uh huh, uh huh.
Xtacy: Riiiiiiight. *Slaps Coke upside the head*
Coke: Stop the violence! Stop it now! SECURITY!
Security: *comes in, hand cuffs Xtacy and drags her away*
Coke: … @_@"
Audience: …
*5 seconds pass by*
Xtacy: You're not taking me away today, dammit! THIS IS MY DAMN SHOW. I CAN DO AS I PLEASE. AND TAKE THESE STUPID HAND CUFFS OFF.
Security guys: *Smile and walk away but don't take off hand cuffs*
Coke: What the hell do you mean YOUR show? I thought this was an equal partnership. Look, you bitch, you better not be getting paid more than me. I wanna see your damn contract.
Xtacy: Yeah, right. Uhm, hey everybody, let's get on with the show! *tries to take hand cuffs off. Fails.* Today's episode will focus on Usagi and Mamoru from Sailor Moon and their, uhm, interesting relationship.
Coke: Mamoru.. *drools* @_@
Xtacy: *sweatdrops*
Mamoru and Usagi walk out onto the stage, hand in hand, and sit down on the plush red love seat. Xtacy also sits down across from them on the plush red sofa. Coke stares at Mamoru but is pulled down by Xtacy into her seat.
Xtacy: Soooo, let's get started, shall we? Okay, cool. So you guys know how a talk show works. I ask questions, you answer them. Okay, Mamoru. Can you take off my hand cuffs? PLEASE! My hands are hurting like hell.
Coke: No! Don't do it! She's a bitch! I mean, witch! *coughs*
Mamoru: *indecisive*
*A few dull moments pass by*
Mamoru: Usako, what should I do?
Usagi: I know, let's make out!
Mamoru: Okay, you're SO smart, Usako.
Usa & Mamo: *Making out*
Xtacy, Coke, Audience: *Stare in a state of dumbfounded silence*
*Five minutes go by*
Coke: *low voice *Psst, Xtacy, when do you think we should stop them?
Xtacy: Umm, maybe later, Mamoru's taking off his shirt.
Coke: *Nod, nod* We don't wanna bother them, yanno.
Rei walks onto the stage. Audience rips its eyes away from Mamoru and Usagi for a moment to stare at Rei and applaud loudly.
Rei: Fire burning mandala! Bitch, no one steals my man. He was mine first, you know!!!! (AN: Sorry, forgot the name for that move) *burns down the love seat and most of the remainder of Mamoru's clothing, except his boxers*
Female audience groans. Someone yells "Burn the boxers!" The rest of the audience begins chanting "Burn the boxers! Burn the boxers! Burn them now! Burn them now!"
Surprisingly enough, Usagi's outfit is still intact. But, hey, no one's complaining.
Mamoru: *Eyes wide open* Ahh, I'm naked! *Runs off stage*
Usagi: *Runs after Mamoru*
Rei: *Runs after Mamoru*
Coke: *Runs after Mamoru, but sadly, is grabbed by Xtacy and forced to sit calmly in her seat* *Grumbles* I better get paid overtime for this.
Xtacy: Well, umm, that's all for now, since we have no guests or anything, we'll be back after this commercial break. Alright, see ya then! *waves*
Coke: Yeah, byeeeeeee! *waves*
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Backstage:
Xtacy: *chugs down half a cup of coffee* Damn, we sucked.
Coke: They don't pay us enough for doing this job. I wanna see my damn lawyer.
Xtacy: You have a lawyer? For real?
Coke: *sweatdrops* Oh hey, what happened to your handcuffs?
Xtacy: Heh heh. Mamoru just took them off.
Coke: Hell fuck no. He actually helped you? Where's Usagi? What does she have to say about this?
Xtacy: *Coughs* Well, umm.. *thinking about how she locked Usagi in the bathroom* Uhh.. Well, uhh, she was cool about it. *grins* yeah, very cool.
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AN:
Xtacy: This is just the first installment, check back later, we'll probably have done something to this crappy excuse for a 'fanfic'.
Coke: Yeah, but um, review, ok? I mean, just because we're obsessed with anime..
Xtacy: Especially anime guys *winks*
Coke: ..we decided to devote our time to important things like fanfic writing and drooling over pix of hot guys. Heh heh. Yeah, so enjoy and check back later.
Authors: Xtacy and Coke
Disclaimer: We don't own sailor moon. We don't even own cheap posters or mangas or CDs or anything WORTH owning, so please don't sue.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN:
Coke: This is our first fic as co-writers. Now, we all know how sucky Xtacy writes alone, so she asked me for help and thus we've become *dun dun dun* XTACY AND COKE!!! Hope you enjoy.
Xtacy: *sweatdrops* Aw, man, just take my name off this crappy story already. Damn.
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CONFESSIONS by XTACY and COKE
Announcer: *Sounding suspiciously like Motoki* Welcome one and all to Xtacy and Coke's *cough*lame*cough* talk show, 'Anime Parodies'. Live. Right here in… Miami! And now welcome, Coke *walks out onto stage and waves* and Xtacy *walks out onto stage and waves also*.
*Audience applauds*
Xtacy: *grins* Hi, welcome to the very first episode of 'Anime Parodies'.
Coke: Yeah, welcome.
Xtacy: *cough*loser*cough* I JUST said that.
Coke: Oh… right, right. Uhm.. Welcome to the VERY FIRST episode. *smiles and nods*
Xtacy: I JUST SAID THAT, YOU IDIOT. *whispers* say something else.
Coke: Uhm.. I like chocolate ice cream.. Uh huh, uh huh.
Xtacy: Riiiiiiight. *Slaps Coke upside the head*
Coke: Stop the violence! Stop it now! SECURITY!
Security: *comes in, hand cuffs Xtacy and drags her away*
Coke: … @_@"
Audience: …
*5 seconds pass by*
Xtacy: You're not taking me away today, dammit! THIS IS MY DAMN SHOW. I CAN DO AS I PLEASE. AND TAKE THESE STUPID HAND CUFFS OFF.
Security guys: *Smile and walk away but don't take off hand cuffs*
Coke: What the hell do you mean YOUR show? I thought this was an equal partnership. Look, you bitch, you better not be getting paid more than me. I wanna see your damn contract.
Xtacy: Yeah, right. Uhm, hey everybody, let's get on with the show! *tries to take hand cuffs off. Fails.* Today's episode will focus on Usagi and Mamoru from Sailor Moon and their, uhm, interesting relationship.
Coke: Mamoru.. *drools* @_@
Xtacy: *sweatdrops*
Mamoru and Usagi walk out onto the stage, hand in hand, and sit down on the plush red love seat. Xtacy also sits down across from them on the plush red sofa. Coke stares at Mamoru but is pulled down by Xtacy into her seat.
Xtacy: Soooo, let's get started, shall we? Okay, cool. So you guys know how a talk show works. I ask questions, you answer them. Okay, Mamoru. Can you take off my hand cuffs? PLEASE! My hands are hurting like hell.
Coke: No! Don't do it! She's a bitch! I mean, witch! *coughs*
Mamoru: *indecisive*
*A few dull moments pass by*
Mamoru: Usako, what should I do?
Usagi: I know, let's make out!
Mamoru: Okay, you're SO smart, Usako.
Usa & Mamo: *Making out*
Xtacy, Coke, Audience: *Stare in a state of dumbfounded silence*
*Five minutes go by*
Coke: *low voice *Psst, Xtacy, when do you think we should stop them?
Xtacy: Umm, maybe later, Mamoru's taking off his shirt.
Coke: *Nod, nod* We don't wanna bother them, yanno.
Rei walks onto the stage. Audience rips its eyes away from Mamoru and Usagi for a moment to stare at Rei and applaud loudly.
Rei: Fire burning mandala! Bitch, no one steals my man. He was mine first, you know!!!! (AN: Sorry, forgot the name for that move) *burns down the love seat and most of the remainder of Mamoru's clothing, except his boxers*
Female audience groans. Someone yells "Burn the boxers!" The rest of the audience begins chanting "Burn the boxers! Burn the boxers! Burn them now! Burn them now!"
Surprisingly enough, Usagi's outfit is still intact. But, hey, no one's complaining.
Mamoru: *Eyes wide open* Ahh, I'm naked! *Runs off stage*
Usagi: *Runs after Mamoru*
Rei: *Runs after Mamoru*
Coke: *Runs after Mamoru, but sadly, is grabbed by Xtacy and forced to sit calmly in her seat* *Grumbles* I better get paid overtime for this.
Xtacy: Well, umm, that's all for now, since we have no guests or anything, we'll be back after this commercial break. Alright, see ya then! *waves*
Coke: Yeah, byeeeeeee! *waves*
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Backstage:
Xtacy: *chugs down half a cup of coffee* Damn, we sucked.
Coke: They don't pay us enough for doing this job. I wanna see my damn lawyer.
Xtacy: You have a lawyer? For real?
Coke: *sweatdrops* Oh hey, what happened to your handcuffs?
Xtacy: Heh heh. Mamoru just took them off.
Coke: Hell fuck no. He actually helped you? Where's Usagi? What does she have to say about this?
Xtacy: *Coughs* Well, umm.. *thinking about how she locked Usagi in the bathroom* Uhh.. Well, uhh, she was cool about it. *grins* yeah, very cool.
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AN:
Xtacy: This is just the first installment, check back later, we'll probably have done something to this crappy excuse for a 'fanfic'.
Coke: Yeah, but um, review, ok? I mean, just because we're obsessed with anime..
Xtacy: Especially anime guys *winks*
Coke: ..we decided to devote our time to important things like fanfic writing and drooling over pix of hot guys. Heh heh. Yeah, so enjoy and check back later.