The Hanyou meets The Alien.

Rated Pg-13

A Invader Zim / Inuyasha crossover

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Invader Zim or Inuyasha... though some day I plan to steal them.

Chapter One:

"Gir! Do a check on this U.F.O!" Zim hollered through the mic.

"YES SIRRR!" Gir reported with red eyes, before trotting off whistling to the observation deck of the secret lab.

The little robot arrived on the observation deck, and danced around the room singing the "doom" song.

"Doom DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!" Gir sang rolling around on the ground.

" GIR!" An angry Zim shouted running onto the deck. "Check that object NOW!!!"

Gir sat up and reached his long telescope eye out twords the falling object in the sky.

"AW!!! Its a PUPPY DOG!" Gir cried gleefully, "Puppy puppy puppy..... aw it has an owner." He looked a little disappointed.

"A puppy dog?" Zim said blinking confusedly, "Gir, what are you talking about?"

"Here! Have a looksy!" Gir said handing Zim his eye/telescope.

"What the hell?!" Zim yelled shaking the eye at the flying dog as it flew into thier lawn. The uncouncious dog-thing and girl landed in the grass leaving a huge indention.

"Gir! Get them inside before Dib see's them!"

"Okie dokie!" Said Gir hopping down to the ground and rolled the unconcious bodies into the house.

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Kagome slowly opened her eyes then immediatley shut them from the bright lights. *What happened?* she thought, *Inuyasha and I were fighting and I remeber jumping into the well, and then..... then....* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Kagome bolted upright into the face of a silver robot with green eyes.

It smiled, "EEEE!!!"It squealed in delight," Its alive!! Dododoodododododooooo!"

"What the fuck are you?" Kagome screamed at it.

Its eyes went red, SLAP he slapped Kagome's hand, "BAD LANGUEGE IS NOT APPROPRIATE!!!" Then immeadiatly his eyes went back to green and he started rolling around on the ground. Kagome looked around, she saw Inuyasha. *ThankGods* she thought. She tried to wake up the snoring pooch.

"WHA.... WHAT?" He jolted, "I'm awake!"

Kagome sighed, "Inuyasha where are we?"

"How am I supposed to know WENCH.... OW what the hell?" The silver robot threw a pipe at Inuyasha's head, "Bad LANGUEGE IS NOT APPROPRIATE!!" Then he looked down at his watch, "Master they woke... I think they had a bad dream though."

"Goodwork Gir!"

"I am going to go watch the Scary Monkey Show!" Gir said to the watch.

"That monkey..." the watch answered back. Kagome and Inuyasha looked at each other astounded as this "Gir" thing rolled out of the room. They heard a huge collision down the hallway,

"Gir!!!" a voice screamed angrily. A short green erm....alien with red eyes, in a red shirt and black shorts, stormed in the room angrily. He began dusting himself off when he looked up. He cleared his throat, "Hello!" He said, "I am Zim. I ...."

Inuyasha began to growl at him. Zim pressed a button on the desk beside him and restraints came out from the table and wrapped around Inuyasha and Kagome. Inuyasha tried to thrash Out at this green creature, but Kagome stopped him.

"Sit!" Inuyasha was flattened even more to the table than he already was. Zim laughed and walked over to where Kagome laid restained to the table. Inuyasha began to growl at him, again.

Zim looked at the specimen in front of him, "Filthy human." he said silently making Inuyash enraged, "And what are you?" Zim said poking the hanyou's ear. "Are you a filthy human too?"

"He's a hanyou." Kagome said, "A half dog demon." She added noticing the look of confusion on Zim's face.

"Oh really..." Zim broke off looking excited, "Who are you?"

"I am Kagome Higurashi, and this is Inuyasha.... Where are we?"

"You are on earth... Not sure exactly wher......"

"Master You Have A VISITOR!!!" The t.v. screen beamed with a smiling Gir.

"Computer! Show me the survailence at the front door!" The screen clicked and it showed a black-haired boy, and violet-haired girl who was playing a gameboy.

"Dratts its Dib, and his sister Gaz...." Zim thought for a minute, "You two stay put I'll be right back." When Zim left the room the same boy from the survaillence photo appeared in the room.

"I am Dib." he said taking the restraints of Kagome and Inuyasha."Follow me quickly and I will explain everything later." Kagome ran after the boy.

"Kagome!" Inuyasha protested following her,"What are you doing! Come back here!"

"Hurry up Inuyasha!" She called ahead of him.

End Chapter

A/N: Well hope you enjoyed this. I wrote this awhile back, and decided to post it up. *shrugs* Well I guess I can't make you like it but I hope you enjoyed.