Life in A Pale Shadow

by SilverwolfSmashingLightbulbs

Legaols finds himself in a place he cannot escape, nothing like what he had encountered with Aragorn, all seems lost but someone from his deep forgotten past holds the key to his survival.

SmashingLightbulbs

I DON'T OWN ANY MARY-SUES!!!!OR THEIR SEXUAL DREAM MATES!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NO MARY SUE YOU MORON!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!IT IS HOWEVER, MY AGAINST MARY-SUE USING MAR-SUES!!!!

My Against Mary-sues story (using Mary-sues)

Chapter 1-Legolas falls in love with trailer trash Barbie

All out of nowhere Legolas is trapped in a huge white-paged Mary-sue where he will randomly fall in love with anyone.

All of a sudden trailer trash Barbie fucks a bird and comes over to Legolas: You looks likes fine pies ofer meat.

Legolas randomly falls head over hell for trailer trash Barbie. (As it's MY Mary-sue)

She bellows a huge cloud a smoke all over.

Legolas gets up and this huge love-scene comes and all this stupid crap happens that no normal person would ever want to hear and see happens as in all Mary-sues. (Which I will thankfully not elaborate on.)

Legolas pukes all over Barbie, as she smells so putrid.

Barbie: mmmmmmm…DINNER! You're my KINDA MAN!

Out of nowhere (as in many stories I write) some people appear. They are of course; the millions of beautiful cyborenetically enhanced perfect Mary-sues that Legolas, on more then one occasion, falls in love with. (Of course this will not happen, as he will continue to love trailer trash Barbie)

All the Mary-sues come over perfectly (as they are drones to Legolas) and start to enchant him, as they have to fall in love with him as it's the only thing Mary-sues do to Legolas (except mine of course)

Legolas ignores the stupid Mary-sues as he is TIRED of having to fall in love with them, because of the stupid writers always making him do so.

(Dreamily in sarcastic voice) But his only love is trailer trash Barbie.

They then have another huge love scene with him brushing all the other people away from him as he goes to trailer trash Barbie. They make out, and trailer trash Barbie takes a rock and crushes them all in one sweep, as (in VERY SARCASTIC VIOICE) SHE IS so AMAZINGLY powerful. (hehehehehehe, amazingly )

Defeated, all of the Mary-sues retreated to cybornectically enhance themselves to make someone else fall in love with them.

And then…….Legolas kills trailer trash Barbie and proceeds to marry a man in tights…..

Thus ending ALLLLLLL MARY-SUES OVER LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!

END OF THIS!!!!