Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Only Characters I own are the babies and Professor Mayfield (so far.)
"Well, what do you reckon this class is about, Herms?", Harry Potter asked, his green eyes looking way confused.
"It's a parenting class, Harry, didn't you read the notice in the common room?", replied his best friend, and slight bookworm, Hermione Granger.
"Of course he didn't, he doesn't know how to read.", came the sly remark of their nemesis, a cute, blond headed boy called Draco Malfoy.
"Piss off.", came their other friend, Ronald "Ron" Weasley's remark.
As the trio, plus Malfoy, entered the Great Hall, they stopped dead in they're tracks. Draco Malfoy even took a step or two backwards, trying to escape, but it was too late. Hermione walked up to where all the commotion was, and came back saying, "You guys, they got infants up there!". Ron gave a look of sheer horror, and his face turned an awful shade of green. "What's the matter mate?" Harry questioned. "Babies, I don't like babies." came the redhead's reply. "And why ever not?" Hermione asked "My baby cousin Rufus, on my great aunt Tessie's side, uses me as a projectile-vomit target" Ron replied, shaking with disgust. Hermione turned away to keep from laughing.
Eventually everyone took a seat, and a beautiful woman with brown hair stood up " Hello everyone, my name is Lauren Mayfield. I will be your professor for this class."
"I wouldn't mind having to pair off with her for this class" Draco Malfoy whispered to his mate, Blaise Zabini. Blaise sniggered and turned his head back to listen to Professor Mayfield.
"Now, I will pair you off, according to house. Gryffindor will pair with Slytherin, and Hufflepuff with Ravenclaw." There was an outburst at this. Lauren pretended not to hear this, and spoke over it, and it quickly faded. " If you please, we will begin." She began calling out pairs.
" Potter, Bulstrode"
" Weasley, Parkinson"
" Patil, Crabbe"
" Patil, Goyle"
And on and on the list went until she called out the pair which made a certain bushy-haired Gryffindor's blood run cold.
"Malfoy, Granger"
"What!?" Came Draco's outburst, "I can't work with a mudblood!" "Watch your mouth, Ferret!" Hermione shot back. "The pairs have been choosen, now if everyone will please come forward, and choose an infant that most closely resembles the two 'parents' ".
Hermione and Draco reluctantly went forward and looked at the sleeping, crying, and smelly infants thorougly. "I found us one" They both blurted simultaneously.As Hermione looked to where Draco was pointing, she noticed they were looking at the same baby. It was a baby girl, dressed in a pink onesie, with a rattle shaped like a wand in its left hand. It's eyes were wide open, just looking around curiously. Draco picked her up, and held her to his chest, surprising Hermione that he could be that sensitive. He held the infant gently, rubbing its back. Hermione walked up to Professor Mayfield and said " We have found our child!" "Congratulations" Was the reply. The young professor gave her wand a twirl and out of no where appered a birth certificate, with Hermione & Draco's names, the time they had agreed on the baby, and the babies sex, weight, height, and other statistics. "Now, later on tonight, just fill in the name you two agree on for your infant." Name? Hermione thought, Oh no, I sense another argument!
A/n: How was it? Terribly bad? Review and let me know please!