This is two very very short and very very pointless stories just like my
other story. I wrote this to make Amani Hershel-chan feel betters. Even
though she likes angsty stuffs better than happies
Arinori: For those of you that don't know Winter's Dust (aka:Arisuno) (Formerly known as Black-Rose-Spirit-Mage) is now referring to any humorous story as a 'happies'. I know, she's weird like that.
Arisuno: Grrrrrrrrrrr... *torches him with Flame Thrower of DOOM*
Arinori: @_@ Ehh..
Seth: HOW DARE YOU HURT SNUGGLE BUNNY! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Arisuno: EEP! *runs*
Seth: *chases after her with evil glint in his eye*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
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WARNING! OOC-NESS ALL AROUND!
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*Setting: Malik (yami[1]) Marik (hikari) are sitting in a random living watching 'Jim Burton's A Nightmare Before Christmas'. [2]
Malik: *blinkblink* *tugs on Marik shirt* Marik?
Marik: *ignores him*
Malik: ....*continues to tug on his shirt* Maaaaarik?
Marik: *intently watching the movie*
Malik: Maaaaaaaarik? Marik? Maaaarik? Ma-Ma-Ma-Marik! MarikMarikMarikMarikMarikMarikMarikMarikMarik!
Marik: *twitching* WHAT?!
Malik: Hi.
Marik: *growls*
Malik: Can we watch something else?
Marik: No way in hell! I mean, come on! Jack has a nice ass!
Malik: Whadda mean 'he has a nice ass?' HE DOESN'T HAVE AN ASS!
Marik: Well yeah! 'Cuase you're not looking at it!
Malik: *confused* So....when I'm not looking at my ass, I have none?
Marik: _ Yeah, sure.
Malik: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs around in circles, but making sure to keep an eye on his ass.*
Marik: Oh Jesus Christ....That's pathetic.
Malik: *runs into the owner of said 'random living room' ....*still looking at his ass* Hi.
Random Owner Of Said Random Living Room: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Malik: Watchin' a movie. Duh. *...just guess what he's STILL looking at*
ROOSRLR: GET OUT!
Malik: Well, you're no fun *walks akwardly to the door due to the fact he's still looking at his ass*
Marik: ...v_v And Jack's experiment scene was just coming up, too. Damn.
ROOSRLR: OUT!
Marik: Jackass. *walks out*
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Amani, you know me. I have to put Seto in here somewhere
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Setting: Seto and Mokuba are driving to...somewhere....let's just say Yugi's Game Shop.
Mokuba: Where do babies come from?
Seto: ...Didn't I already tell you about the freakin' birds and the bees?
Mokuba: Yeah, you did...but...DAMMIT! WITH THAT STUPID PARENTAL CONTROLS YOU PUT ON THE COMPUTER, I CAN'T GO TO ANY 'GOOD' SITE! You have to at least give me something! Besides, if you have that 'Girls Next Door' Magazine, I can have the Detailed Bird and the Bees discussion.
Seto: How Did You Know I Had That?
Mokuba: I found one of the maids with it with a sticker on the front that said 'Property of Seto Kaiba.'
Seto: I knew I shouldn't have-..Wait...One of the MAIDS?!
Mokuba: Yeah.
Seto: Oh, damn her. Getting girl germies all over it.
Mokuba: ...Did you just say 'germies?'
Seto: Yeah...So?
Mokuba: ....Nevermind.
*Akward Silence*
Mokuba: *turns on the radio to a rap station*
Seto: Yuck. *turns it to a rock station*
Mokuba: *switches it back to the Rap station*
Seto: *switches it to the Rock station*
Mokuba: *switches it*
Seto: *switches it*
Mokuba: *switches it*
Seto: *switches it*
Mokuba: *grins evilly* *switches to a country station*
Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY VIRGIN EARS!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: Virgin, my ass!
Seto: *swerves car and hit Pegasus, Weevil, Bandit Keith, and Tea all in one swing.*
Mokuba: *turns radio off* Wow. Talk about lucky.
Seto: *backs up over Tea for a little extra insurance, then takes off* *cackles*
Arinori: NOT THAT CACKLE! ANYTHING BUT THE CACKLE! *runs in circles*
Malik: *still looking at his ass* ....Wow....Talk about weird*
Marik: v_v;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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[1]- Be happy I did it that way, Amani.
[2]- All I can say is: ^.^
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Arisuno: Ass appears 11 times in this story.
Arinori: *grins* Ass. *bursts out laughing*
Arisuno: Make that 12.
Arinori: For those of you that don't know Winter's Dust (aka:Arisuno) (Formerly known as Black-Rose-Spirit-Mage) is now referring to any humorous story as a 'happies'. I know, she's weird like that.
Arisuno: Grrrrrrrrrrr... *torches him with Flame Thrower of DOOM*
Arinori: @_@ Ehh..
Seth: HOW DARE YOU HURT SNUGGLE BUNNY! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Arisuno: EEP! *runs*
Seth: *chases after her with evil glint in his eye*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
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WARNING! OOC-NESS ALL AROUND!
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*Setting: Malik (yami[1]) Marik (hikari) are sitting in a random living watching 'Jim Burton's A Nightmare Before Christmas'. [2]
Malik: *blinkblink* *tugs on Marik shirt* Marik?
Marik: *ignores him*
Malik: ....*continues to tug on his shirt* Maaaaarik?
Marik: *intently watching the movie*
Malik: Maaaaaaaarik? Marik? Maaaarik? Ma-Ma-Ma-Marik! MarikMarikMarikMarikMarikMarikMarikMarikMarik!
Marik: *twitching* WHAT?!
Malik: Hi.
Marik: *growls*
Malik: Can we watch something else?
Marik: No way in hell! I mean, come on! Jack has a nice ass!
Malik: Whadda mean 'he has a nice ass?' HE DOESN'T HAVE AN ASS!
Marik: Well yeah! 'Cuase you're not looking at it!
Malik: *confused* So....when I'm not looking at my ass, I have none?
Marik: _ Yeah, sure.
Malik: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs around in circles, but making sure to keep an eye on his ass.*
Marik: Oh Jesus Christ....That's pathetic.
Malik: *runs into the owner of said 'random living room' ....*still looking at his ass* Hi.
Random Owner Of Said Random Living Room: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Malik: Watchin' a movie. Duh. *...just guess what he's STILL looking at*
ROOSRLR: GET OUT!
Malik: Well, you're no fun *walks akwardly to the door due to the fact he's still looking at his ass*
Marik: ...v_v And Jack's experiment scene was just coming up, too. Damn.
ROOSRLR: OUT!
Marik: Jackass. *walks out*
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Amani, you know me. I have to put Seto in here somewhere
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Setting: Seto and Mokuba are driving to...somewhere....let's just say Yugi's Game Shop.
Mokuba: Where do babies come from?
Seto: ...Didn't I already tell you about the freakin' birds and the bees?
Mokuba: Yeah, you did...but...DAMMIT! WITH THAT STUPID PARENTAL CONTROLS YOU PUT ON THE COMPUTER, I CAN'T GO TO ANY 'GOOD' SITE! You have to at least give me something! Besides, if you have that 'Girls Next Door' Magazine, I can have the Detailed Bird and the Bees discussion.
Seto: How Did You Know I Had That?
Mokuba: I found one of the maids with it with a sticker on the front that said 'Property of Seto Kaiba.'
Seto: I knew I shouldn't have-..Wait...One of the MAIDS?!
Mokuba: Yeah.
Seto: Oh, damn her. Getting girl germies all over it.
Mokuba: ...Did you just say 'germies?'
Seto: Yeah...So?
Mokuba: ....Nevermind.
*Akward Silence*
Mokuba: *turns on the radio to a rap station*
Seto: Yuck. *turns it to a rock station*
Mokuba: *switches it back to the Rap station*
Seto: *switches it to the Rock station*
Mokuba: *switches it*
Seto: *switches it*
Mokuba: *switches it*
Seto: *switches it*
Mokuba: *grins evilly* *switches to a country station*
Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY VIRGIN EARS!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: Virgin, my ass!
Seto: *swerves car and hit Pegasus, Weevil, Bandit Keith, and Tea all in one swing.*
Mokuba: *turns radio off* Wow. Talk about lucky.
Seto: *backs up over Tea for a little extra insurance, then takes off* *cackles*
Arinori: NOT THAT CACKLE! ANYTHING BUT THE CACKLE! *runs in circles*
Malik: *still looking at his ass* ....Wow....Talk about weird*
Marik: v_v;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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[1]- Be happy I did it that way, Amani.
[2]- All I can say is: ^.^
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Arisuno: Ass appears 11 times in this story.
Arinori: *grins* Ass. *bursts out laughing*
Arisuno: Make that 12.