One day Mario and Luigi were walking home from the castle and Mario said "I still don't see why you had to do that." "I didn't see him coming!" said Luigi. *Flashback* Luigi was sitting at the dining room table gobbling as much spaghetti as he could. And then he tossed a meatball up into the air and tried to catch it in his mouth. Everyone gasped at Luigi's horrible table manners. Luigi looked at everyone and said "What?"
Luigi turned around to see that the meatball had hit Wario. Wario got up and said "Who threw the meatball?" The table got silent. "I said, WHO THREW THE FUCKIN' MEATBALL AT ME!" Everyone gasped in horror and immediately pointed at Luigi. Wario chuckled. "Well, then I suppose you hate Wario's guts eh?" "Well to prove you wrong…TAKE THIS!" Wario grabbed Luigi's nose, took him into the basement, and slammed him against the wall…repeatedly.
Five minutes later Mario, Luigi, and Wario are getting kicked out of the castle and Princess Peach yelled out "AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED YOU'RE TABLE MANNERS!" *end of flashback* When Mario and Luigi got back to their house, they found it burned and torn down. Mario exclaimed "MY HOUSE IS GONE!" Luigi said "There's a note here." I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE NOTE, MY HOUSE IS GONE!" Shut up Mario, I'm trying to read this letter. Luigi gets done reading the letter and shouts out "HOLY SHIT, THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN FUCKIN' KIDNAPPED!" Mario shouts OH SHIT! LET'S GO! So Mario and Luigi set out on a quest to save the princess.
*At Bowsers location* Bwahahahaha! They've walked right into my trap!
To Be Continued….?